Texas Governor Greg Abbott be like …

Posted by nanoatzin

21 Comments

  1. “My net worth is around $14 million. I don’t have to worry about such things.”

    ~ Greg Abbott, probably

  2. Savior-_-Self on

    This piece of shit has been kicking the ladder out from behind him his whole life

    Typical republican, the rules are for thee not for me

  3. theartfulcodger on

    Remember that immediately after he made *massive* bank with a lawsuit over becoming disabled, he pulled up the ladder behind him and imposed strict financial limits on awards for similar suits.

    Like most Texas Republicans, he always has been a hypocrite, and always will be.

  4. blazedbatman on

    Lock that motherfuckers wheels in a giant ass empty parking lot on a hot Texas summer day

  5. Anyone got the bill number? Going to need to site it should someone run up and jam a tree branch though the spokes of his wheels.

  6. Did Abbott ever explain why he readied the National Guard to protect Texans from Obama’s secret Muslim army that was supposed to pop up from tunnels under Walmart stores, round up Christians, and put them in FEMA Death Camps? [Jade Helm 15]

  7. If he can still get a boner, this fucker’s going to need medical attention for that bill he just signed.

  8. thanatoswaits on

    And Clarence Thomas is just waiting for a court case to be presented to ban interracial marriage… 

  9. GoonerBear94 on

    The OTHER handicapped. Like, no one is gonna discriminate against him specifically. He’ll have every accommodation needed.

    Everyone else who can’t be “normal” can get bent.

  10. Yetanotherdeafguy on

    If you Google ‘Pulling the ladder up behind you’ you see his portrait.

    Dude killed the legal remedies options that he himself used when he was injured.