So John and Mary from Cavan win the euro millions.
Mary is in a tizzy. She says to John:
"John…..What are we gonna do about the begging letters?"
John replies:
"Sure fuck it Mary. Keep sending em!"
https://i.redd.it/mcww3jkvl77g1.jpeg
Posted by Davohno
28 Comments
https://i.redd.it/17yzsw76m77g1.gif
Will still see their toilet paper on the washing line
Surely it’s damaging economically for these prizes to be hoarded in Cavan?
these are the father ted folk
Worst thing that could ever happen to Cavan folk
Nice bit to add to the communion money
Cavan GNI* just raised
They will want it all in copper coins!!
What a waste
https://i.redd.it/8meph34mq77g1.gif
They’ll have a traditional Cavan meal to celebrate the winnings
https://i.redd.it/iyjxbszsq77g1.gif
Heard the husband ran straight home and started ripping the skirting board off the walls and the wife came home to say “I heard we won, are we renovating?” And he said “No, we’re moving”
He’ll be disgusted at the money he wasted on those other lines.
The whole lot going straight into the credit union
So they will be peeling TWO oranges in their pockets so! 🤭
Might as well have been thrown in a black hole.
winner is advised to keep it secure……. The national lottery director will have to climb into the drawer with the dinner to check its validity.
Came here for the comments 🍿
John and Mary from Cavan win the Euromillions.
Mary goes to John ” awh no what are we going to do about all the begging letters?”
John says ” we’ll keep sending them out”
There is expected to be 0% benefit for the local economy
There’ll be turkey with the stuffing this Christmas for sure
“This won’t change a thing” – John and Mary, who vow to continue their frugal lifestyle.
I’m happy for them, but why is it never meeeee??
Ah well
They might have a celebration in the local pub with a pint of mi-wadi
Cheeky barman better not be charging now for the mi-wadi!
Thats no longer the lottery head office on Abbey Street
It’ll never be spent