Call Police at 22:01 because your neighbor flush the toilet
swissmoneydude on
Laminated notes if something bothers you
MeatInteresting1090 on
Shopping in Migros
cruschtiano on
Owning several swiss pocket knives, using Aromat fir each and every meal, hanging swiss cow posters in your kitchen and bathroom.
Internal_Leke on
Waiting 2 minutes in the middle of the night before crossing an entry road because of the red little guy
Wingsnake on
This is so ironic for the US, considering their current president fails the top three.
AwarenessOverall7964 on
Being Punctual and Clean
Jazzlike-Ice-7208 on
having a small emergency aromat
DeltaFlyerGirl on
Beeing for anything equiped:
with that i mean: SWISS Watch on your arm; SWISS pocketknife in pocket(you shall be banned if it isn’t from switzerland).
Having an emergancy aromat in the backpack if the food tastes bad. And obviously a frirst aid kit(to be a responsible Eidgenosse incase of an hiking accident) and a lighter to make an obligatory fire with draftwood in the riverbed.
Waltekin on
Pretty similar, I would think. Just make the appropriate substitutions.
lurk779 on
Kind of… the same? Going by these points, from the top: 1) obeying the law, 2) obeying the law, 3) obeying the law, 4) being a citizen, 5) voting (yes, damn you non-voting people), 6) having country’s interests above others, 7) speaking one of national languages, 8) being proud of being Swiss, 9) participating (or at least respecting) local culture and traditions…
… OK, the chain breaks here, as 10) Swiss are definitely complaining about Switzerland too much 🙂 But still.
Teppic_XXVIII on
Not being like “the Others”.
RonenRS on
Eating Cenovis and drinking Rivella
KapitaenKnoblauch on
“Eidgenoffe” sticker in the rear window of your Subaru Impreza
Every_Tap8117 on
calling police on ANYONE for noise in a 2 block radius after 10pm.
tremblt_ on
Believing that Switzerland is the best skiing nation in the world or at least better than Austria
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Aromat consumption: 100 % Very important.
Call Police at 22:01 because your neighbor flush the toilet
Laminated notes if something bothers you
Shopping in Migros
Owning several swiss pocket knives, using Aromat fir each and every meal, hanging swiss cow posters in your kitchen and bathroom.
Waiting 2 minutes in the middle of the night before crossing an entry road because of the red little guy
This is so ironic for the US, considering their current president fails the top three.
Being Punctual and Clean
having a small emergency aromat
Beeing for anything equiped:
with that i mean: SWISS Watch on your arm; SWISS pocketknife in pocket(you shall be banned if it isn’t from switzerland).
Having an emergancy aromat in the backpack if the food tastes bad. And obviously a frirst aid kit(to be a responsible Eidgenosse incase of an hiking accident) and a lighter to make an obligatory fire with draftwood in the riverbed.
Pretty similar, I would think. Just make the appropriate substitutions.
Kind of… the same? Going by these points, from the top: 1) obeying the law, 2) obeying the law, 3) obeying the law, 4) being a citizen, 5) voting (yes, damn you non-voting people), 6) having country’s interests above others, 7) speaking one of national languages, 8) being proud of being Swiss, 9) participating (or at least respecting) local culture and traditions…
… OK, the chain breaks here, as 10) Swiss are definitely complaining about Switzerland too much 🙂 But still.
Not being like “the Others”.
Eating Cenovis and drinking Rivella
“Eidgenoffe” sticker in the rear window of your Subaru Impreza
calling police on ANYONE for noise in a 2 block radius after 10pm.
Believing that Switzerland is the best skiing nation in the world or at least better than Austria