Fit_Arm_6592 on December 24, 2025 4:03 pm C’mon… with his little Trumpette, it can only be named the SS Minnow.
Feuertotem on December 24, 2025 4:35 pm I can understand his wish, it will be the first time in history someone used Trump and class without sarcasm.
Sandman64can on December 24, 2025 4:40 pm To make it more realistic all the guns should be facing in instead of out.
arwynsdad on December 24, 2025 4:41 pm You need to make the mouth open so the enemy can squirt water in and pop the balloon.
tmesisno on December 24, 2025 4:53 pm Not at all realistic, clown head should be bigger and guns should be way smaller.
LastOneSergeant on December 24, 2025 5:25 pm He wants boats now because he watched a certain episode of Its Always Sunny …
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C’mon… with his little Trumpette, it can only be named the SS Minnow.
Sporting twin 80mm diaper cannons.
Just start calling torpedoes “Trumpspedoes”
I’m surprised that joke is floating
Terrifying.
Is it flying a Russian flag?
Totally fake. Missing a bunch of fake gold.
Inside the head is the ballroom.
USS Minnow
I can understand his wish, it will be the first time in history someone used Trump and class without sarcasm.
“We all float down here…”
To make it more realistic all the guns should be facing in instead of out.
You need to make the mouth open so the enemy can squirt water in and pop the balloon.
That burger ship needs a drive thru lane
It shoots the lasers out of the eyes, pewpew!
Trumpy McTrumpface
USS Kiddiddler
Not at all realistic, clown head should be bigger and guns should be way smaller.
The USS Bigly
It should be armed with one microgun.
He should have something spewing out of his mouth.
You need an onboard McDonalds
More tacky gold required
Fuck AI slop and Fuck Trump
USS Bubbasucker.
Should be painted Orange!!!
He wants boats now because he watched a certain episode of Its Always Sunny …
You forgot the wake of shit its leaving behind.