No one celebrates like MAGA… I mean mourns

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  1. Both-Leading3407 on

    Including painted murals on street corners, it’s one of the most celebrated deaths in my memory, but please the family does want their privacy at this time

  2. twirlingmypubes on

    I’m surprised they haven’t crammed animatronics up the ass of Kirk’s corpse so it can walk on stage and ask for money.

  3. I wonder how fast she’ll burn through all the money. I wonder how many pairs of latex bereavement pants she can buy? Maybe it’s time to invest

  4. What do Turning Point USA and Star Trek have in common? Both fill convention centers with dorks who are mad about Kirk’s death.