What did the Norwegians do!?

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19 Comments

  1. “Noren” is the Dutch word for skates for ice speed skating.

    And “Noren” is the Dutch word for Norwegians.

    So … Lost in Translation (nice movie, BTW)

  2. Yeah, it was fucked. But for u/hughnon’s privacy and what little shred of pride they have left. I won’t elaborate further. Just know, I understand the ban.

  3. I’m still traumatized after what u/hughnon did, and I will likely never be out of therapy because of it.

  4. Oh. That story again. We were a few guys at a stag party. u/hughnon might elaborate further. I prefer not to detail it myself.

  5. Don’t you know? Like you don’t let Gizmo near water, you NEVER let a Norwegian near ice. And don’t feed us after midnight!

  6. Show every other nation up with their ice skating skills?
    I’m English, but recognise your greatness at outdoor pursuits! ⛸️🙌

  7. LigersMagicSkills on

    I remember seeing u/hughnon in the news like it was yesterday. Their skating technique spurred a diplomatic emergency

  8. ILikeToDisagreeDude on

    Don’t know why Norwegians aren’t allowed, but it’s apparently dangerous without them — so not sure how Norwegians kept everyone safe.

  9. The dutch have been afraid of norwegian skaters since Oscar Mathiesen. I am afraid the same will happen with football in 2026…