Pam Asslicker Bondi: Our administration is so transparent so we’ll take an additional month to release files missing the deadline and breaking the law because we have to redact victims like Trump and his friends. By the way we’ve found new files, despite the fact I said they were sitting on my desk.
So apparently the DOJ needs another month to review files that magically materialized, no point for a snarky comments, they're a joke, even their mothers laughed when they were born.
Breaking News: The Oval Office erupted into chaos after consulting a Ouija board confirming that, Biden did indeed shit Trump’s diaper. Soon after learning the news, Scam Bondi and Pete the Queef began violently projectile vomiting due their affinity for tonguing President Trump clean during his diaper change. This prompted Petty Cash to dive behind a small waste paper basket completely concealing his diminutive frame. Freedom-Killer Miller, in a panic for fear of getting vomit on his vintage bondage Nazi attire, ran straight into a wall knocking himself out leaving Little Marco alone, quivering in fright, perched high atop his booster seat. President Trump’s reaction was of seething rage, muttering something about how his Grand Mage Thiel must’ve known and is conspiring against him, until a dumbfounded demeanor suddenly overtook him and he pointed forward proudly declaring, “It’s a giraffe! Told ya I knew what the picture was. I’m a genius! Where’s my cookie?”
swazal on
> *And I will block five million docs
And I will block five million more
Just to be the one who blocked ten million docs
To keep Donald from my door*
Kqtawes on
She looks like she aged 10 years last year. Must be really draining to sell your soul and protect pedophiles.
cpav8r on
Scam Blondi.
dragoninthebigsky on
Lock. Her. Up already …
tw_72 on
Wait, wait, wait – remember when they said they reviewed ***all*** of the Epstein files and there was nothing bad in there? Hmmm. So, they magically found another MILLION files?
MAGA – If they don’t lie and cheat, they can’t win.
Ok-Collar-2187 on
Can’t wait for the remix! This administration is making satire feel like reality TV.
Minimum-Style-1411 on
When the head of the Department of Justice is the perpetrator, Lock Her Up.
We should have all known she was lying when she claimed to have millions of documents sitting on her desk.
in-joy on
Her face cuts like a knife.
Wind_Yer_Neck_In on
Josephine Goebbels
OGWhiz on
As long as I live, I will never forget that video shit with multiple angles in a conference room. Everyone has a maga hat placed in front of them. This disgusting immoral bitch aggressively shaking her head in amazement as she says something like “your first month as president has been the best month ever, EVER.”
Actually, hang tight I’ll find it.
Cargobiker530 on
I’m honestly convinced she was an Epstein girl. She’s spent at least a decade defending a rapist at this point.
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Breaking News: The Oval Office erupted into chaos after consulting a Ouija board confirming that, Biden did indeed shit Trump’s diaper. Soon after learning the news, Scam Bondi and Pete the Queef began violently projectile vomiting due their affinity for tonguing President Trump clean during his diaper change. This prompted Petty Cash to dive behind a small waste paper basket completely concealing his diminutive frame. Freedom-Killer Miller, in a panic for fear of getting vomit on his vintage bondage Nazi attire, ran straight into a wall knocking himself out leaving Little Marco alone, quivering in fright, perched high atop his booster seat. President Trump’s reaction was of seething rage, muttering something about how his Grand Mage Thiel must’ve known and is conspiring against him, until a dumbfounded demeanor suddenly overtook him and he pointed forward proudly declaring, “It’s a giraffe! Told ya I knew what the picture was. I’m a genius! Where’s my cookie?”
> *And I will block five million docs
And I will block five million more
Just to be the one who blocked ten million docs
To keep Donald from my door*
She looks like she aged 10 years last year. Must be really draining to sell your soul and protect pedophiles.
Scam Blondi.
Lock. Her. Up already …
Wait, wait, wait – remember when they said they reviewed ***all*** of the Epstein files and there was nothing bad in there? Hmmm. So, they magically found another MILLION files?
MAGA – If they don’t lie and cheat, they can’t win.
Can’t wait for the remix! This administration is making satire feel like reality TV.
When the head of the Department of Justice is the perpetrator, Lock Her Up.
https://preview.redd.it/uptz1brdnrag1.jpeg?width=924&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a815d0b3b557c822e35edad69e3a87fb81bc98bd
We should have all known she was lying when she claimed to have millions of documents sitting on her desk.
Her face cuts like a knife.
Josephine Goebbels
As long as I live, I will never forget that video shit with multiple angles in a conference room. Everyone has a maga hat placed in front of them. This disgusting immoral bitch aggressively shaking her head in amazement as she says something like “your first month as president has been the best month ever, EVER.”
Actually, hang tight I’ll find it.
I’m honestly convinced she was an Epstein girl. She’s spent at least a decade defending a rapist at this point.