Report: Three ghosts took Pierre Poilievre on spiritual journey through time to no effect

>The three ghosts’ visit was preceded by a visit from his former mentor, Stephen Harper. Unlike Jacob Marley, however, the former prime minister did not appear as a ghost. He just looks like that.

lol. Lmao even.

Wait. The ghost of Xmas past didn’t show him the essay he wrote in 1999 that said he thinks MP should only get two terms??

“You there! What day is today?” he called out. “And if it’s Christmas, say that. Don’t give me any of that woke happy holidays crap.”

Sadly it is entirely believable that if such a thing ever did happen to PP he’d still be the same.

Scrooge was so mean because he suffered loss, neglect, and trauma. So he was afraid he would go into poverty and afraid of making emotional connections. When presented with this so clearly he realized what he had done to himself and the true misery he was in, and changed.

PP isn’t this way because of fear and trauma. He just enjoys being an asshole. His misery is only because he lost, not because he hates what he is.

You know, those 4 months between him losing his seat and getting parachuted into a place that would vote for an inanimate carbon rod if it had a CPC logo on it were really nice.

I look forward to the day this guy loses his leadership and politics in this country go back to being something we can laugh about instead of the constant dooming.

Whenever there’s new like an MP crossing the floor I picture that scene from the lion king of scar playing with the mouse 

Beav does shrooms on the regular? How do they keep the ideas coming? It’s impressive.