And we, at least the intellignet ones, know that ear cartilage doesn’t regrow quickly….
wildcard_71 on
So this proves that he’s a lizard man from space
Hostile_SS on
But he’s got a mushroom for a little friend?
AlxChltn on
No “Sir”
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MountainMichif on
So funny, such a ridiculous fake event
jrsinhbca on
His story plays into Revelation chapter 13.
Beebonh on
It’s not just me saying it. Sports Illustrated is saying it!
2020surrealworld on
His 🤥 grows longer every time he opens his mouth.
mmccxi on
This must be satire
morts73 on
We’ve made fun of presidents before but his delusions genuinely scare me .
ImpossibleBath2471 on
Like a lizard he grew another ear!
Interesting-Emu5954 on
The ear shooting was a hoax. If they get to make shit up, so do I.
gambariste on
Is it true that a bullet passing that close to your ear would not just take some cartilage out but blow your eardrum? Anyone with medical knowledge?
DaGrinz on
Wow, how did you get it? I bought it ‘til the end. Absolutely what he would say.
Random-num-451284813 on
“and then everyone applauded for me”
5823059 on
He’s amphibious? I thought he was a reptile.
Fit_Arm_6592 on
Fake. It doesn’t include an ALL CAPITALIZED RANT about sleepy Joe waking up from a nap and signing an executive order killing the McDLT sandwich, which we all know is the best sandwich.
DunstonCzechsOut on
I feel like if he was actually shot we would never actually hear the end of it. They moved past it pretty quick. They milked it fast, and then they did not want a microscope. It was a fucking hoax. Serial projection once again.
The man really is an idiot of the highest order. He is the perfect asshole to destroy the planet at the behest of the actual powers that be. Fucking weak, dumb, and full of shit. He was born for this job, of being a complete degenerate. A real life Biff.
deegee1969 on
There we have it. Donald J.Trump, renowned for being the world’s best ear regrower.
Which in reality he isn’t, on *many* levels.
silentbonsaiwizard on
This can’t be real
Dlowmack on
And then he said, You even heal faster than this guy named Logan I know You would like him, Nice guy weird hair.
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And we, at least the intellignet ones, know that ear cartilage doesn’t regrow quickly….
So this proves that he’s a lizard man from space
But he’s got a mushroom for a little friend?
No “Sir”
[deleted]
So funny, such a ridiculous fake event
His story plays into Revelation chapter 13.
It’s not just me saying it. Sports Illustrated is saying it!
His 🤥 grows longer every time he opens his mouth.
This must be satire
We’ve made fun of presidents before but his delusions genuinely scare me .
Like a lizard he grew another ear!
The ear shooting was a hoax. If they get to make shit up, so do I.
Is it true that a bullet passing that close to your ear would not just take some cartilage out but blow your eardrum? Anyone with medical knowledge?
Wow, how did you get it? I bought it ‘til the end. Absolutely what he would say.
“and then everyone applauded for me”
He’s amphibious? I thought he was a reptile.
Fake. It doesn’t include an ALL CAPITALIZED RANT about sleepy Joe waking up from a nap and signing an executive order killing the McDLT sandwich, which we all know is the best sandwich.
I feel like if he was actually shot we would never actually hear the end of it. They moved past it pretty quick. They milked it fast, and then they did not want a microscope. It was a fucking hoax. Serial projection once again.
The man really is an idiot of the highest order. He is the perfect asshole to destroy the planet at the behest of the actual powers that be. Fucking weak, dumb, and full of shit. He was born for this job, of being a complete degenerate. A real life Biff.
There we have it. Donald J.Trump, renowned for being the world’s best ear regrower.
Which in reality he isn’t, on *many* levels.
This can’t be real
And then he said, You even heal faster than this guy named Logan I know You would like him, Nice guy weird hair.