Damn. I guess they have no choice but to go Fuck themselves.
Plastic_Tooth159 on
I mean, really, why don’t they date each other? What’s the goal….marriage, family, stability, kindness, love, sincerity, humanity, compassion, partnership……? Literally they are already aligned politically.
Do they really think anyone not politically aligned with them will yield a good, stable, functioning union?
Pholusactual on
Well, perhaps they should (in the words of Mick Mulvaney) stop being a “drain on taxpayer dollars” and go out to find more useful private sector employment. Maybe their dating life will improve?
They could leave DC, no one is forcing them to stay.
Dewey_Decimatorr on
Its always sexual grievance with these guys
Ayyjay on
I mean they became Trump staffers, they should already be used to it.
Stuff-and_stuff on
This is why arranged marriages and ritualistic råpe was a thing in ‘A Handmaid’s Tale.’
It should be seen as a lesson for the Young Republicans, too.
Apprehensive-Fun4181 on
The NYT last year demanded that Liberals start dating and having kids with Conservatives for the good of the country.
standard-issue-man on
I love how these articles pop up every couple of months with these Republican staffers complaining that no one wants to fuck them like it’s everyone else’s problem
twirlingmypubes on
They can always go back to 1930s Germany
oljeffe on
You’d think that lying to screw others, being a prerequisite of their job, would transfer quite naturally into their personal life….
BlaDiBlaBlaaaaa on
Definitely not the natural selection they deny
rowdymowdy on
I’m sure there is a match in their sphere lol just roll with it boys !
quickporsche on
Pretty pretty pretty good.
PseudoWarriorAU on
Good no children of these terrible people
LowAbbreviations2151 on
Boo hoo
Danzarr on
is this the original one, or did they rewrite the exact same article 5 years later? cant wait for the rehash of the one that they cant find jobs because of how toxic their cv is.
Jedi_Ninja on
Is it time to bring out the tiny violin? 🎻
baby_budda on
Why don’t they date other Maga instead of trying to date democrats.
cardboardwind0w on
Date 🤢
foxx_grey on
girlinanemptyroom on
Unfortunately they are unable to date each other since they’re all related.
southflhitnrun on
StandardDiver2791 on
And… they’d be right.
These are called “consequences”.
lynja999 on
Khmera on
Good
crapbag29 on
Because you picked the wrong horse my man
fyrfyterx on
just like the lawyers asking Jack Smith about republican lawyers not getting hire in “big law”
Remember when Republicans used to go on and on about the consequences of your own actions?
CAPT_REX_CT_7567 on
Medical_Arugula3315 on
Hard to be a shittier or more hypocritical American than a Republican these days.
ChaoticMutant on
lioneaglegriffin on
I remember seeing an article like this years ago in the first admin.
Howboutit85 on
Good fuck em. I’d hope people would hate me too if my boss was a known pedophile and I kept working for him.
Houndriver on
Sounds like they won’t even fuck each other!
D_o_t_d_2004 on
I’d call them incels but there’s nothing involuntary about choosing to be a part of the hitler youth.
SpokaneSmash on
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous—everyone hasn’t met me yet!”–Rodney Dangerfield
Select_Asparagus3451 on
Ha ha! —Nelson Munce
BeCurious7563 on
barfbutler on
That warrants a haiku:
DC staffer sighs
Gets dates only in red states
Love draws district lines
ergonomic_logic on
It’s not just DC.
Outside of Mormon, evangelical, and other hardcore conservative Christian circles, most Westernized straight cis women get repulsed the second they find out someone is conservative.
You can be a physical 10, but the moment I hear you supported Trump, even with a “hear me out,” you drop to a podunk town 1.
Instant ick
The hilarious part is they say they don’t want to date leftist/liberal women but on the dating apps they BEG for a chance and do all sorts of maneuvering to try. The conservative women pool must not be that great if they would give me, a blue-haired hideous Leftist the time of day 🙂
NeroLazarus on
Dcajunpimp on
This is just male staffers, young female staffers can always “date” old GOP members.
eaglescout1984 on
“And that’s why I believe unwed teenage girls should be forced to endure childbirth and 18 years of responsibilities for raising a child, with no government safety net. Just because she didn’t say “no” loud enough when her overbearing boyfriend, who really wanted to add another to his scorecard, waited until he could get her alone and force himself on her. And really, you can’t blame him, that’s just teenager hormones.
Anyway enough about me, what about you? In what ways do you think women are the cause for everything bad in their lives?”
“Um, I’m just going to go use the bathroom and definitely not slip out the door when you look down at your phone.”
atreeismissing on
Worth noting D.C. is currently full of right-wing staffers and employees due to the current administration being in power, so it’s not liberal women refusing to date them, it’s conservative women.
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Damn. I guess they have no choice but to go Fuck themselves.
I mean, really, why don’t they date each other? What’s the goal….marriage, family, stability, kindness, love, sincerity, humanity, compassion, partnership……? Literally they are already aligned politically.
Do they really think anyone not politically aligned with them will yield a good, stable, functioning union?
Well, perhaps they should (in the words of Mick Mulvaney) stop being a “drain on taxpayer dollars” and go out to find more useful private sector employment. Maybe their dating life will improve?
https://preview.redd.it/4dzbjwzhxyag1.jpeg?width=1212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a68a1cc6d4a6d89eba1675932b77ece0bb8dc18f
They could leave DC, no one is forcing them to stay.
Its always sexual grievance with these guys
I mean they became Trump staffers, they should already be used to it.
This is why arranged marriages and ritualistic råpe was a thing in ‘A Handmaid’s Tale.’
It should be seen as a lesson for the Young Republicans, too.
The NYT last year demanded that Liberals start dating and having kids with Conservatives for the good of the country.
I love how these articles pop up every couple of months with these Republican staffers complaining that no one wants to fuck them like it’s everyone else’s problem
They can always go back to 1930s Germany
You’d think that lying to screw others, being a prerequisite of their job, would transfer quite naturally into their personal life….
Definitely not the natural selection they deny
I’m sure there is a match in their sphere lol just roll with it boys !
Pretty pretty pretty good.
Good no children of these terrible people
Boo hoo
is this the original one, or did they rewrite the exact same article 5 years later? cant wait for the rehash of the one that they cant find jobs because of how toxic their cv is.
Is it time to bring out the tiny violin? 🎻
Why don’t they date other Maga instead of trying to date democrats.
Date 🤢
Unfortunately they are unable to date each other since they’re all related.
And… they’d be right.
These are called “consequences”.
Good
Because you picked the wrong horse my man
just like the lawyers asking Jack Smith about republican lawyers not getting hire in “big law”
oh and Greg Abbot is a piss baby
Leave DC, I’m sure it’ll get better. Hahaha
https://preview.redd.it/2n8bfl6n3zag1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77b6792940c53bfcdde52465e2fd732d710a68d5
Another win for the gene pool
Remember when Republicans used to go on and on about the consequences of your own actions?
Hard to be a shittier or more hypocritical American than a Republican these days.
I remember seeing an article like this years ago in the first admin.
Good fuck em. I’d hope people would hate me too if my boss was a known pedophile and I kept working for him.
Sounds like they won’t even fuck each other!
I’d call them incels but there’s nothing involuntary about choosing to be a part of the hitler youth.
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous—everyone hasn’t met me yet!”–Rodney Dangerfield
Ha ha! —Nelson Munce
That warrants a haiku:
DC staffer sighs
Gets dates only in red states
Love draws district lines
It’s not just DC.
Outside of Mormon, evangelical, and other hardcore conservative Christian circles, most Westernized straight cis women get repulsed the second they find out someone is conservative.
You can be a physical 10, but the moment I hear you supported Trump, even with a “hear me out,” you drop to a podunk town 1.
Instant ick
The hilarious part is they say they don’t want to date leftist/liberal women but on the dating apps they BEG for a chance and do all sorts of maneuvering to try. The conservative women pool must not be that great if they would give me, a blue-haired hideous Leftist the time of day 🙂
This is just male staffers, young female staffers can always “date” old GOP members.
“And that’s why I believe unwed teenage girls should be forced to endure childbirth and 18 years of responsibilities for raising a child, with no government safety net. Just because she didn’t say “no” loud enough when her overbearing boyfriend, who really wanted to add another to his scorecard, waited until he could get her alone and force himself on her. And really, you can’t blame him, that’s just teenager hormones.
Anyway enough about me, what about you? In what ways do you think women are the cause for everything bad in their lives?”
“Um, I’m just going to go use the bathroom and definitely not slip out the door when you look down at your phone.”
Worth noting D.C. is currently full of right-wing staffers and employees due to the current administration being in power, so it’s not liberal women refusing to date them, it’s conservative women.