I want to receive a million euros right now, but we just can’t bend reality to our will. Slop will remain slop.
drakmordis on
He could pay me to stop calling his company’s output and outlook “slop” but he won’t.
Seriously, if you want a better name, do better.
itastesok on
AI Slop you say? Why would we stop saying AI slop when AI slop is slopping its slop all over the slopping place?
lolexecs on
Gee thanks Satya, I’ll pin that slogan under these:
“War is peace.”
“Freedom is slavery.”
“Ignorance is strength.”
“it’s not slop, it’s sophisticated”
Maqoba on
Easy solution: Start by not producing any
stuaxo on
Tired: Micro$oft
Wired: Microslop
spinereader81 on
Okay. AI crap, AI junk, AI garbage.
thatsjor on
Let’s call it Microslop instead.
Willing_Drawer_3351 on
You know what would be great? Taking the stupid Copilot logo out of every app in the suite, instead of this corporate bs that means nothing to anyone in the real world.
comox on
AI slop! AI slop! Copilot makes AI slop!
Evil_Dry_frog on
So stop making AI slop.
intelpentium400 on
Microsoft’s Satya Nadella can go fuck himself
3qtpint on
Then stop producing slop???
Lafi90_ on
Best I can do is ‘No’.
yuusharo on
>”We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication,” Nadella laments, emphasizing hopes that society will become more accepting of AI, or what Nadella describes as “cognitive amplifier tools.” “…and develop a new equilibrium in terms of our “theory of the mind” that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other.”
Did AI write his script? Tech billionaires have lost the plot and are completely disconnected from reality.
I swear to god, just pop and wipe out 40% of my IRA already. This incessant agonizing circlej*rk by these people is nauseating.
I’m on the Microslop train.
AsherTheFrost on
“Man who sells shit sandwiches would really like people to stop pointing out how bad he smells.”
moljnir40 on
Fuck AI and all its billionaire cheerleaders.
kapowaz on
This is the tech equivalent of asking a bunch of 13 year old boys to stop teasing you.
keithstonee on
Just like i stopped saying gulf of mexico
Secrxt on
Okay, I’ll start calling Windows OS slop, because it is.
IceBlue on
Slopya Slopella
TheyCallMeTrinityToo on
No thanks, Microslop Slopilot.
Pr0ducer on
AI Slop. AI Slop. AI Slop. AI Slop. AI Slop. AI Slop. AI Slop. AI Slop.
ChainsawArmLaserBear on
What is this CEO Slopping about?
MCUAvenger1992 on
How about we replace him with AI.
hackingdreams on
AI Salesman wants you to stop shitbagging their shit product in search of a problem to solve. AI slop continues to be AI slop.
News at 11.
n00btox86 on
Satya Nadella rolls his turds into little balls.
belligerentoptimist on
AI gruel it is
YankeeMoose on
How about no?
kAlb98 on
Fuck off Microslop
halfpipesaur on
Should I stop calling it “slop”?
– No
– Remind me in three days
adoptagreyhound on
Can we just change it to the more accurate term – AI Garbage?
soadsam on
ok. “ai shit” it is.
echoshatter on
Psh. Microsoft isn’t even using their own AI, they’re using stuff others made.
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I want to receive a million euros right now, but we just can’t bend reality to our will. Slop will remain slop.
He could pay me to stop calling his company’s output and outlook “slop” but he won’t.
Seriously, if you want a better name, do better.
AI Slop you say? Why would we stop saying AI slop when AI slop is slopping its slop all over the slopping place?
Gee thanks Satya, I’ll pin that slogan under these:
“War is peace.”
“Freedom is slavery.”
“Ignorance is strength.”
“it’s not slop, it’s sophisticated”
Easy solution: Start by not producing any
Tired: Micro$oft
Wired: Microslop
Okay. AI crap, AI junk, AI garbage.
Let’s call it Microslop instead.
You know what would be great? Taking the stupid Copilot logo out of every app in the suite, instead of this corporate bs that means nothing to anyone in the real world.
AI slop! AI slop! Copilot makes AI slop!
So stop making AI slop.
Microsoft’s Satya Nadella can go fuck himself
Then stop producing slop???
Best I can do is ‘No’.
>”We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication,” Nadella laments, emphasizing hopes that society will become more accepting of AI, or what Nadella describes as “cognitive amplifier tools.” “…and develop a new equilibrium in terms of our “theory of the mind” that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other.”
Did AI write his script? Tech billionaires have lost the plot and are completely disconnected from reality.
I swear to god, just pop and wipe out 40% of my IRA already. This incessant agonizing circlej*rk by these people is nauseating.
I’m on the Microslop train.
“Man who sells shit sandwiches would really like people to stop pointing out how bad he smells.”
Fuck AI and all its billionaire cheerleaders.
This is the tech equivalent of asking a bunch of 13 year old boys to stop teasing you.
Just like i stopped saying gulf of mexico
Okay, I’ll start calling Windows OS slop, because it is.
Slopya Slopella
No thanks, Microslop Slopilot.
AI Slop. AI Slop. AI Slop. AI Slop. AI Slop. AI Slop. AI Slop. AI Slop.
What is this CEO Slopping about?
How about we replace him with AI.
AI Salesman wants you to stop shitbagging their shit product in search of a problem to solve. AI slop continues to be AI slop.
News at 11.
Satya Nadella rolls his turds into little balls.
AI gruel it is
How about no?
Fuck off Microslop
Should I stop calling it “slop”?
– No
– Remind me in three days
Can we just change it to the more accurate term – AI Garbage?
ok. “ai shit” it is.
Psh. Microsoft isn’t even using their own AI, they’re using stuff others made.
Microsoft is AI sloppy seconds.