What kind of idiot logs in to pornhub? This was always gonna happen. Now the world knows about your kinks.
Ruddertail on
See, this is why you shouldn’t be a prude. If this happened to me, I’d be making fun of the hackers. I’d imagine like 80-90% of people have been on that site at least once. If we all admit that we sometimes like seeing that stuff, as humans do, then it’ll render every single porn blackmailer hacker completely powerless.
loliconest on
Meanwhile I’m here sitting with 30+ nsfw games in my Steam library open to everyone to see.
RonnyRoofus on
It’s 2025. Unless the porn you watch is illegal (not on pornhub anyways), who gives a shit what type of porn you consume. It’s all good.
itaniumonline on
Oh no, there goes my favorite password
NotDukeOfDorchester on
🎶Everyyyybody goons🎶🎵
asexyleathercouch on
Pretty sure the kind of people who would have an actual account mostly don’t care.
DrManhattansTaint on
aGe vErIfIcAtIoN iS pErFeCtLy sAfE. ITs fOr tHe ChILdReN!!
scuffgamerr on
So people get to see my kinks. POG
Theonewho_hasspoken on
No one cares that I watch GILFs wrestling in mayonnaise.
JellyrollTX on
Let’s see the anti-trans republicans’ porn history
argama87 on
Oh no, anyway.
Blueberry977 on
never log in or create an account on these sites
One_Objective8361 on
Lions & Tigers & Bears. Oh my !🤪🥱
zushiba on
This is why you **do not make accounts on porn sites**. There’s no need for that. There’s so much free porn, why are you logging in other than to pay for it?
Knapping_Uncle on
Xvideos FTW
18LJ on
This never would have happened if people only were required to upload their id to access the site….. Wait….. Uhm….. 🤔🙄
Gibodean on
Millions don’t surf incognito ?
xanduis on
My response to that is: OK. Release my browsing history. I don’t care.
Thebobjohnson on
Let em’ coooook…
Rubixcubelube on
I feel to say (even if it is just shouting into a void) that online porn has had a distinct ‘shift’ since the Trump administration got in. Perhaps it’s just co-incidence, or I’m getting old, or any number of contributing factors.. but it all seems to be getting more and more homogenized and regulated. The amount of ‘fakery’, even though porn is inherently ‘fake’, has become almost unavoidable. More violence, more gross non-kissing or non-sensual porn has flooded the internet. Plastic everywhere. Mara-lago-face far more common at a younger and younger age in women. The same 3 sites being linked to all searches no matter how specific or off-beat.
I don’t know. Perhaps it’s not worth discussing because it’s just ‘porn’ after all… but it kinda disturbs me for some reason. Much like how free speech seems to be under attack in the states. I see how it the rot is bleeding into the most basic human needs. Being modified and restricted(often only for monetary gain)
RMRdesign on
My friend Bill got his info stolen from the Ashley Maddison hack back in the day.
He gets an email blackmailing him about a month or so later. The hacker group was asking for something like 2 bitcoins or they would send all of his site activity to his wife.
He replied back and asked what a bitcoin was. He legitimately didn’t know. They explained it to him. He said he still had no idea what they were talking about. They then asked for money. He replied back that he was broke. He got a reply back asking for less money. He finally just said to send his information out, he wasn’t even married, he joined the site to meet women. Along with he didn’t give two shits what they did with his info.
I think at this point the hackers just left him alone. It was probably a bluff to start with. They probably thought since he replied to the initial email that they had someone desperate to keep his information secret.
Daneyn on
And… that’s why I’ve never registered an account…
git0ffmylawnm8 on
… accounts are a thing on PornHub?
Cyborg_rat on
Some far right people will have to talk about all the gay porn Research they have been conducting.
bigkoi on
Oh shit!!! The hackers know I like thicc pawgs!
ThargorTheBarbarian on
Who logs into porhub?
suavaleesko on
Really regretting that anal pregnant amputee search
ReasonablyConfused on
I am literally un-blackmailable.
katastrophyx on
Jokes on you, my wife watches it with me and knows all my kinks
drewts86 on
Please publicly release all the data. I’d like to know who in the “party of family values” is cranking their hog to some weird shit.
skyfishgoo on
my songs know what you did in the DARRARARRK!
SeeMarkFly on
What they didn’t know is that I’m “into” that. THANKS hackers.
ankercrank on
Considering how many people had access to the prod database of pornhub, it sure wouldn’t have been hard to download the whole thing without anyone noticing, people act like porn companies are on the cutting edge, pornhub is written in PHP by devs getting paid $40-90K CAD and many offshore people getting paid even less.
Frito_Penndejo on
Jokes on you, my kink is getting hacked.
JustMyThoughts2525 on
It’s one reason why I’ve never logged in with my email on a porn website.
It’s also why you have to be extremely dumb to upload your ID thinking that your identity and activity will be protected.
mindbodyproblem on
That might be good news for me, actually, as I have a humiliation kink.
Delicious_Rabbit4425 on
Nice are they going to send me a full history so I can go find those good ones again?
jigsawearth860 on
Who has an actual pornhub account?
Affectionate_Ad6273 on
Lucky for me, I’m completely unashamed by all the weird stuff that I’m into
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What kind of idiot logs in to pornhub? This was always gonna happen. Now the world knows about your kinks.
See, this is why you shouldn’t be a prude. If this happened to me, I’d be making fun of the hackers. I’d imagine like 80-90% of people have been on that site at least once. If we all admit that we sometimes like seeing that stuff, as humans do, then it’ll render every single porn blackmailer hacker completely powerless.
Meanwhile I’m here sitting with 30+ nsfw games in my Steam library open to everyone to see.
It’s 2025. Unless the porn you watch is illegal (not on pornhub anyways), who gives a shit what type of porn you consume. It’s all good.
Oh no, there goes my favorite password
🎶Everyyyybody goons🎶🎵
Pretty sure the kind of people who would have an actual account mostly don’t care.
aGe vErIfIcAtIoN iS pErFeCtLy sAfE. ITs fOr tHe ChILdReN!!
So people get to see my kinks. POG
No one cares that I watch GILFs wrestling in mayonnaise.
Let’s see the anti-trans republicans’ porn history
Oh no, anyway.
never log in or create an account on these sites
Lions & Tigers & Bears. Oh my !🤪🥱
This is why you **do not make accounts on porn sites**. There’s no need for that. There’s so much free porn, why are you logging in other than to pay for it?
Xvideos FTW
This never would have happened if people only were required to upload their id to access the site….. Wait….. Uhm….. 🤔🙄
Millions don’t surf incognito ?
My response to that is: OK. Release my browsing history. I don’t care.
Let em’ coooook…
I feel to say (even if it is just shouting into a void) that online porn has had a distinct ‘shift’ since the Trump administration got in. Perhaps it’s just co-incidence, or I’m getting old, or any number of contributing factors.. but it all seems to be getting more and more homogenized and regulated. The amount of ‘fakery’, even though porn is inherently ‘fake’, has become almost unavoidable. More violence, more gross non-kissing or non-sensual porn has flooded the internet. Plastic everywhere. Mara-lago-face far more common at a younger and younger age in women. The same 3 sites being linked to all searches no matter how specific or off-beat.
I don’t know. Perhaps it’s not worth discussing because it’s just ‘porn’ after all… but it kinda disturbs me for some reason. Much like how free speech seems to be under attack in the states. I see how it the rot is bleeding into the most basic human needs. Being modified and restricted(often only for monetary gain)
My friend Bill got his info stolen from the Ashley Maddison hack back in the day.
He gets an email blackmailing him about a month or so later. The hacker group was asking for something like 2 bitcoins or they would send all of his site activity to his wife.
He replied back and asked what a bitcoin was. He legitimately didn’t know. They explained it to him. He said he still had no idea what they were talking about. They then asked for money. He replied back that he was broke. He got a reply back asking for less money. He finally just said to send his information out, he wasn’t even married, he joined the site to meet women. Along with he didn’t give two shits what they did with his info.
I think at this point the hackers just left him alone. It was probably a bluff to start with. They probably thought since he replied to the initial email that they had someone desperate to keep his information secret.
And… that’s why I’ve never registered an account…
… accounts are a thing on PornHub?
Some far right people will have to talk about all the gay porn Research they have been conducting.
Oh shit!!! The hackers know I like thicc pawgs!
Who logs into porhub?
Really regretting that anal pregnant amputee search
I am literally un-blackmailable.
Jokes on you, my wife watches it with me and knows all my kinks
Please publicly release all the data. I’d like to know who in the “party of family values” is cranking their hog to some weird shit.
my songs know what you did in the DARRARARRK!
What they didn’t know is that I’m “into” that. THANKS hackers.
Considering how many people had access to the prod database of pornhub, it sure wouldn’t have been hard to download the whole thing without anyone noticing, people act like porn companies are on the cutting edge, pornhub is written in PHP by devs getting paid $40-90K CAD and many offshore people getting paid even less.
Jokes on you, my kink is getting hacked.
It’s one reason why I’ve never logged in with my email on a porn website.
It’s also why you have to be extremely dumb to upload your ID thinking that your identity and activity will be protected.
That might be good news for me, actually, as I have a humiliation kink.
Nice are they going to send me a full history so I can go find those good ones again?
Who has an actual pornhub account?
Lucky for me, I’m completely unashamed by all the weird stuff that I’m into
Oh no. The hackers will know I like big boobs