When he’s finally out of office and they indict him for something he did years prior, his defense is going to argue that he’s too sick and old to stand trial.
reddittorbrigade on
I am just here waiting for the very big news of our lives.
Patience is a virtue.
Machiavvelli3060 on
Doesn’t he look tired?
fattykyle2 on
If you hit 80, you’re already at deaths door. Calm TF down, bro, it’s not like we can’t fucking see you. The shit that comes out of your head and is processed by your mush mouth has alarmed us for years and it’s not getting better.
Carrickfergus68 on
When Trump dies, his gravesite will be the world’s biggest gender neutral bathroom.
Lord_Snow77 on
Just waiting for that big beautiful headline.
Earth_Inferno on
I suspect his body is rapidly rotting to match his soul, but what “bombshell revelations” did I miss here? The Daily Beast is clickbait garbage of the worst sort and should be banned as a story source here.
cogman10 on
All seems to add up to strokes. Aspirin + regular cognitive tests + regular MRIs.
SDBudda76 on
Since nobody else in the world can pass the test, I cannot wait until democrats can call for the 25th amendment on Trump for having dementia and on Vance for not being able to draw a clock and name a giraffe.
tracyinge on
No matter how he dies they’ll just blame it on those horrible libs who shot his ear with schrapnel
PolarBurrito on
Clickbait bullshit article and website.
Unrelated – I hope Trump rots from the inside out.
bigtone7882 on
If he does die from old age/sickness while in office can you imagine these sickophant cultists trying to endlessly deify him. Not sure what’s worse.
nobodyhadthis on
So our president has taken three tests where they asked him doozy’s like, “draw a clock at 5:30,” and, “identify the dog in this picture.”
Holy shit we are so fucking cooked. How is this man president. If you gave him a clean slate. Like 100% nothing negative in his past and no wrongdoing while in office. If you told me a sitting president has to take tests where they ask them to draw a fucking clock and put what time it is on the clock I would beg the powers that be to have this person removed from office.
Please remove this sad old man from office. His health is declining and it sure seems like he diddled kids.
Straight-Comb8368 on
There’s a reason they keep giving you cognitive tests, Donny, whether you “ace” them or not.
surle on
It’s amazing that his hands bruise constantly and a high five can cut him and yet his ear was able to completely heal from a gunshot wound in weeks. Remarkable.
I_Like_Hoots on
as ~~concerns~~ *anticipation* grow*s* over his apparent mental and physical decline
fotofiend on
Newsflash there Donny: if you have to take three cognitive tests, you aren’t doing well. Honestly even if you passed all three, it’s still not a great sign that your doctors asked you to do it three time over the course of a year.
otherwise_data on
joe biden living rent free in that messed up tangled jumble of brain matter
Karsa69420 on
I don’t wish death on anyone
If people thought the jokes about Kirk were insensitive they are going to have a very bad week when he does kick the bucket. Pretty sure there will be dancing on the street honestly
basicallyaburrito on
He won’t die. Evil never dies.
(I hope this is posted in r/agedlikemilk soon)
beornn2 on
Kool & the Gang is gonna make a shitload on royalties when this motherfucker shuffles off this mortal coil
stoned_Centurion69 on
Hope trumps gravesite turns into a cesspit in the future. Everything he’s named after himself will be torn down and forgotten. He has added nothing good to this world except his passing.
KrookedDoesStuff on
He claims no other president was willing to take a cognitive test.
No other president **had** to
timberwolf0122 on
Please, just die
Ok_Concert_5318 on
The flies are circling this pile of shit.
the_wookie_of_maine on
1 cognitive test
Baseline
2… something ain’t right.
3, tracking cognitive decline
yoho808 on
That photo shows right sided facial droop…
Does he have a left sided brain infarction or hemorrhage???
Over-Pick-7366 on
May this be his year to finally fuck off.
Zeptart on
I probably shouldn’t say this but I’m drunk. You know how they say glitter is the herpes of the arts and crafts world. You can never clean up glitter.
I think Trump is the glitter of the political world.
RadGigaChad782 on
My 3 year old son is less proud of himself for being able to point to a giraffe on a piece of paper. What has the presidency become?
fredandlunchbox on
If this dude has a major stroke and ends up incapacitated and we all have to sit there and watch Stephen Miller pretend to translate whispers from him for the next 3 years, they will have finally found a way to make it even more annoying than it is today.
ophaus on
I can’t wait for the good news…
ThatNextAggravation on
Dear god, I just want to read that headline, and then see the pictures of Biden flashing his polished Biden-smile when he attends the funeral.
Low_Section2065 on
I have 2 bottles Moet chilling for the day. And work knows I’m out the second I hear. 🎉🎉🤣
NorweigianWould on
He’s more worried about people thinking he’s not super-healthy than about being outed as a paedophile.
Tinkalinkalink on
As much as I don’t like the man, he needs to rot in prison for a bit first
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Any day now
When he’s finally out of office and they indict him for something he did years prior, his defense is going to argue that he’s too sick and old to stand trial.
I am just here waiting for the very big news of our lives.
Patience is a virtue.
Doesn’t he look tired?
If you hit 80, you’re already at deaths door. Calm TF down, bro, it’s not like we can’t fucking see you. The shit that comes out of your head and is processed by your mush mouth has alarmed us for years and it’s not getting better.
When Trump dies, his gravesite will be the world’s biggest gender neutral bathroom.
Just waiting for that big beautiful headline.
I suspect his body is rapidly rotting to match his soul, but what “bombshell revelations” did I miss here? The Daily Beast is clickbait garbage of the worst sort and should be banned as a story source here.
All seems to add up to strokes. Aspirin + regular cognitive tests + regular MRIs.
Since nobody else in the world can pass the test, I cannot wait until democrats can call for the 25th amendment on Trump for having dementia and on Vance for not being able to draw a clock and name a giraffe.
No matter how he dies they’ll just blame it on those horrible libs who shot his ear with schrapnel
Clickbait bullshit article and website.
Unrelated – I hope Trump rots from the inside out.
If he does die from old age/sickness while in office can you imagine these sickophant cultists trying to endlessly deify him. Not sure what’s worse.
So our president has taken three tests where they asked him doozy’s like, “draw a clock at 5:30,” and, “identify the dog in this picture.”
Holy shit we are so fucking cooked. How is this man president. If you gave him a clean slate. Like 100% nothing negative in his past and no wrongdoing while in office. If you told me a sitting president has to take tests where they ask them to draw a fucking clock and put what time it is on the clock I would beg the powers that be to have this person removed from office.
Please remove this sad old man from office. His health is declining and it sure seems like he diddled kids.
There’s a reason they keep giving you cognitive tests, Donny, whether you “ace” them or not.
It’s amazing that his hands bruise constantly and a high five can cut him and yet his ear was able to completely heal from a gunshot wound in weeks. Remarkable.
as ~~concerns~~ *anticipation* grow*s* over his apparent mental and physical decline
Newsflash there Donny: if you have to take three cognitive tests, you aren’t doing well. Honestly even if you passed all three, it’s still not a great sign that your doctors asked you to do it three time over the course of a year.
joe biden living rent free in that messed up tangled jumble of brain matter
I don’t wish death on anyone
If people thought the jokes about Kirk were insensitive they are going to have a very bad week when he does kick the bucket. Pretty sure there will be dancing on the street honestly
He won’t die. Evil never dies.
(I hope this is posted in r/agedlikemilk soon)
Kool & the Gang is gonna make a shitload on royalties when this motherfucker shuffles off this mortal coil
Hope trumps gravesite turns into a cesspit in the future. Everything he’s named after himself will be torn down and forgotten. He has added nothing good to this world except his passing.
He claims no other president was willing to take a cognitive test.
No other president **had** to
Please, just die
The flies are circling this pile of shit.
1 cognitive test
Baseline
2… something ain’t right.
3, tracking cognitive decline
That photo shows right sided facial droop…
Does he have a left sided brain infarction or hemorrhage???
May this be his year to finally fuck off.
I probably shouldn’t say this but I’m drunk. You know how they say glitter is the herpes of the arts and crafts world. You can never clean up glitter.
I think Trump is the glitter of the political world.
My 3 year old son is less proud of himself for being able to point to a giraffe on a piece of paper. What has the presidency become?
If this dude has a major stroke and ends up incapacitated and we all have to sit there and watch Stephen Miller pretend to translate whispers from him for the next 3 years, they will have finally found a way to make it even more annoying than it is today.
I can’t wait for the good news…
Dear god, I just want to read that headline, and then see the pictures of Biden flashing his polished Biden-smile when he attends the funeral.
I have 2 bottles Moet chilling for the day. And work knows I’m out the second I hear. 🎉🎉🤣
He’s more worried about people thinking he’s not super-healthy than about being outed as a paedophile.
As much as I don’t like the man, he needs to rot in prison for a bit first