Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella is now blogging about AI slop

https://www.theverge.com/news/852630/microsoft-ceo-satya-nadella-scratchpad-blog-ai-slop-comments

27 Comments

  1. Suitable-Opening3690 on

    I don’t understand how is Microsoft the one taking the fall for AI slop? I mean they can go fuck themselves but it’s extremely puzzling considering ChatGPTs market share and Grok’s lack of guardrails.

    It’s extremely obvious what platform is creating the most slop and it’s not Microsoft lol

  2. RaspitinTEDtalks on

    AI Slop you say? Aren’t we supposed to stop calling MicroSlop AI Slop? If so, it’s super unfair to say AI Slop.

  3. far_away_fool on

    “We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium in terms of our ‘theory of the mind’ that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other”

    I can see why this guy wants an AI to take over for him

  4. I always thought “AI slop” was a stupid term and refused to use it just for that reason. But now that I know this guy has such a hate boner for it, I’m going to start saying AI slop. For the greater good.

  5. Hey here’s an idea, how about instead of forcing AI down everyone’s throat, you make it good so people actually want to use it?

  6. Microsoft’s AI vision is flawed on many levels such as not everyone should be forced to fed the slop, Linux does not contain the slop and any further attempts to push AI agentic crap will drive more users to Linux. By the way, not everyone will or should buy a Copilt enabled device as that is slop too.

  7. AThousandBloodhounds on

    Slop is slop, Satya. Do you think you and your industrial titan buddies went in a little too hot and heavy on this one? Inquiring minds want to know.

  8. He wants us to stop calling AI slop “AI slop”? Well I wanna have a threesome with Alexandra Daddario and Erin Moriarty. Can’t always get what you want.

  9. Guilty-Mix-7629 on

    “Why slop?”

    They promised us a plate of soup and then took the initiative to dilute the half empty bowel with water right after we begun eating our portion, telling us it is now an even better soup as there’s clearly more of it.

    While we tell them that’s not how it works, they suddenly fill the plate with murky water coming from the toilet. And they keep adding so much, it spills out of the dish and starts flooding the table. “There’s now infinite soup! Eat it!” they say as our trousers get heavily soaked in it, them getting visibly offended when we yell to stop with this insanity.

    Angered and confused on our way out of the restaurant, they reply this is the future of catering and that we’re too unsophisticated to understand it.