Colombian president says ‘I will take up arms again’ if US invades

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jan/05/trump-colombia-invasion-petro

34 Comments

  1. ProfitNearby7467 on

    Remember Ukraine. It ispossible to fight back against much more stronger adversary :))

  2. Colombianonoestupido on

    This is going to get drowned and distorted in the hivemind because of all the shittyness related to Trump and Petro being on the other side but Petro is a gigantic, corrupt, narcissistic asshole in his own right.

    He was part of and to this day defends the terrorist group M-19 which stormed the Colombian Supreme Court, except he never actually took up arms and was just mostly some small time ideologue, but now he acts as if he was basically a glorious revolutionary of the people.

    Meanwhile, his entire entourage is just full of corruption scandals, he has nuked the healthcare system, he’s left the country incredibly indebted and he does nothing but attack the courts, congress and cheat the Constitution at every step of the way.

  3. TrynnaFindaBalance on

    America just gradually pissing away what remains of its soft power. Imagine reading this headline 10 years ago: the leader of arguably the closest ally of the US in Latin America openly talking about defending against an American invasion.

  4. THe USA wont ”invade” per se. They will try the same shit like they did with Maduro. Lightning fast precise intervention (to kill or capture) the leader and get out of there. You wont see the army march on Bogota anytime soon.

  5. He was democratically elected. We aren’t directly attacking him and he knows it. He also knows he needs to be on the US good side long term .

    It’s just bluster on both sides .

  6. Independent-Ad6865 on

    A war in Colombia would be akin to Vietnam, just look at the geography… and would end the same way

  7. CombatRedRover on

    “says”

    Street magicians, strippers, and politicians: Don’t listen to what they say, watch what they do.

  8. onahorsewithnoname on

    Most of my family in Peru are dealing with huge numbers of Venezuelan migrants and gangs that have moved into the country due to the crisis caused by Maduro. If this gives the people of Venezuela an opportunity to rebuild then I am in support of it.

    Just in the last 24 months my brother in law has been dealing with extortion from venezuelan gangs, threats from drug dealers to take his young daughter, constant gun violence in the streets surrounding their businesses. Search for venezuela lima violence crime on youtube. There is a lot of news about this.

    The problem is only getting worse and the Chavez/Maduro regime was the start of these problems.

  9. Necessary-Funny-8191 on

    Trump forgets Colombia has relatively been a democratic country since at least the beginning of the last century, thinking he can just waltz right in like he did with Venezuela is just absurd. This would be Ukraine 2.0, not only that UN and NATO would probably step in not to mention some countries in South America as well. This man literally thinks he’s a Lannister or something biting off more than he can chew. Unreal.

  10. People are saying it’s all about oil, but I think Trump really just wants to invade the countries with the hottest women.

  11. Actual_Dog_526 on

    Dude Mike Pondsmith is probably shitting bricks watching his twisted vision of the future come true. He’s the creator of cyberpunk for those who don’t know.

  12. Imagine, global papers, news outlets, the internet on fire with a US war on 4 fronts: Venezuela, Cuba, Colombia and Greenland. Drowning out all that Epstein paedophile noise once and for all.

  13. shadowfalloweruk on

    Petro is a very unpopular leader in my country. Trump is a loudmouth bully and Petro is incompetent, hard headed and corrupt. In the middle of everything, Colombia and Venezuela still badly managed.
    It’s like the music from the cutting of cop’s ear in Reservoir Dogs: “clowns to the left, jokers to the right and here I am, stuck in the middle with you”. Yes I am.

  14. dental_warrior on

    USA won’t invade . Looks how that going for Russia. It’s about destabilizing a government and allowing a USA friendly government to take over.

  15. Obviously, right? Laying down and surrendering is the last thing anyone would hope for in their president.

  16. latrickisfalone on

    Colombian president says ‘I will take up arms again’ if US invades.

    Danish Prime Minister says, “We will buy even more F35s if the United States invades.”

  17. I’m not for the current US aggression, but a country like Colombia saying that to the US is akin to a chihuahua yipping at a timber wolf.

  18. Few_Register2710 on

    Americans need to read up on the countries they talk about, the sheer ignorance I see here is unbearable. I’m Colombian, and no, this country has absolutely nothing to do with Vietnam or Iraq. Most of our population is urban and we are very homogenenous in terms of religious affiliation or sect.

    There are already drug traffickers operating throughout the country, growing stronger by the day, largely because Petro has handed out a ton of concessions. These groups now occupy 30% more territory than they controlled four years ago. There’s already a power vacuum here.

    Also, there wouldn’t be a power vacuum if Petro were to step down, he’s an outsider, and the old political structures are still intact. Most of the military doesn’t support him. I know this because two of my uncles served in the Colombian army.

    So no, Trump won’t invade. Petro will have to step down after next year’s elections. The most likely outcome is that the US interferes with our elections (which may not even be necessary, considering how unpopular Petro is right now), and then arrests him later on after formally accusing him of crimes.

    That’s it.

  19. StraightAirline8319 on

    Strongly issued complaint by human rights abuser number 12.

    Next Putin will say it’s almost as bad as him invading Ukraine.

  20. ihopethisworksfornow on

    So fucking depressing man I love Colombia and the idea that my country might fucking invade disgusts me.