Good thing popular posts on reddit make their way to the news/msm…
Sweet_Cinnabonn on
I was laughing too hard at the first two sentences to get far enough to recognize it.
Positive_Explorer509 on
Better start stretching, because the angry senator from AZ is going to wear you the fk out
loganisdeadyes on
Holy shit this was an excellent meme
RepairmanJackX on
Hey, you can’t go in the jungle it’s full or gorillas! – Captain Ron
manicgiant914 on
r/NavySealCopypasta
DriftkingRfc on
Freedom of speech!!
Ancient-Many4357 on
Good grief, I recognised this thanks to ‘gorilla war’.
RustyBrassInstrument on
The ancient texts!
MatiSultan on
Consequences will never be the same!
infinit9 on
Nice one.
CannonAFB_unofficial on
A+ vintage millennial content here. I approve.
TheSavouryRain on
Neuron activation hit on the first 6 words.
Mmmmmmm
Cadamar on
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the US Merchant Marine Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids during Dessert Storm, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in astronaut warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US Space Force. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth or in Space, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of astronaut spies on the ISS and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re fucking dead, Kegseth. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with the Canadarm. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you from orbit and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, drunko.
notjustanotherbot on
It’s an older code, sir, but it checks out. I was about to clear them.
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If only – That little bitch would be hiding in fear.
Gorilla warfare?
I’ll bet Kelly could IRL ask a favor of any number of old buddies and Hegseth would tragically fall out of a helicopter.
Hegseth has pod-cast fans who will post mean things on-line when their mothers’ let them.
Get to it son…
Delicious pasta. Seems we have some youngins in the comments that haven’t tasted this one.
Excellent use of this meme. 10/10, no notes, kiddo.
I haven’t heard those words in a long time
If only, this had been a real tweet!
Limp Dick Pete. Can we make that stick, like the Vance meme photo? Limp Dick Pete. Let him know it.
Kelly: (fourth line in) “I am trained in gorilla warfare.”
Kelly’s Aide: Sir, it’s spelled *guerilla*.
Kelly: You weren’t there. You weren’t in space when the apes came back for their planet. None of you were. We did what we had to…
Edit: typo
Mic drop!
“Mark my fucking words”
☠️💀☠️
Get’um Mark🤬
I was fuckin there, man.
Lmao
Do Lindsay Graham next.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers
Captain Kelly has my vote. And my axe.
That sounds like the kind of thing Hegseth would say if he could stay sober long enough to type it
Do not quote the ancient laws to me. I was there when they were written!
This takes me back. Excellent stuff.
Think again, fucker
https://i.redd.it/fxl4twfygnbg1.gif
Good thing popular posts on reddit make their way to the news/msm…
I was laughing too hard at the first two sentences to get far enough to recognize it.
Better start stretching, because the angry senator from AZ is going to wear you the fk out
Holy shit this was an excellent meme
Hey, you can’t go in the jungle it’s full or gorillas! – Captain Ron
r/NavySealCopypasta
Freedom of speech!!
Good grief, I recognised this thanks to ‘gorilla war’.
The ancient texts!
Consequences will never be the same!
Nice one.
A+ vintage millennial content here. I approve.
Neuron activation hit on the first 6 words.
Mmmmmmm
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the US Merchant Marine Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids during Dessert Storm, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in astronaut warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US Space Force. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth or in Space, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of astronaut spies on the ISS and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re fucking dead, Kegseth. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with the Canadarm. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you from orbit and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, drunko.
It’s an older code, sir, but it checks out. I was about to clear them.
I only had to read the first line. Gold.
https://preview.redd.it/l7qn7969unbg1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c48ec4fa01fdc5d993fe7d95374d1b5b7084df9
Trumpler might take this as a real tweet…
Not “gorilla,” “guerrilla”
The ancient texts