ICE be like “secret service step out of the way …”

Posted by nanoatzin

32 Comments

  1. Fact: Ted Cruz was a dual citizen (Canada & US) prior to renouncing his Canadian citizenship in 2014 before running for President. Ted Cruz was born in Canada and moved to the US when he was 4 years old.

    Another fun fact: Ted’s father overstayed his student visa and had moved to Canada with Ted’s mother when she found work in Calgary in the oil industry. When asked about his eligibility to run for President and his father being in the country illegally, Cruz claimed that his father was in the country legally under a student visa but it expired. After it expired, Cruz’s father got political asylum.

    Fast forward to today: Cruz now argues that foreign students should be immediately deported when their VISA expires and do not enjoy first amendment freedoms, and that it’s okay to detain and deport asylum seekers.

  2. Charlie_Warlie on

    Not to worry I’m sure the administration will sell a platinum card where you give Trump 10k directly in order to keep your citizenship.

  3. No see, that’s exactly what would happen. ICE would talk back to secret service and get away with it

  4. Inevitable-Lake-6675 on

    It’s about time, send those ungrateful whiny bitches, Melanoma and Barroom accident, back to their home country

  5. LilYerrySeinfeld on

    I’m sure all the Israeli-Americans the GOP love so dearly will feel great about this.

  6. This is like when Cersei used the High Sparrow to go after her enemies and then he turns his religious zeal on her. I’d love to see ICE deport Trump’s wife and son (not that he’d give a fuck).

  7. Absolute dumbest fucking people on the planet get put into the most powerful positions… I hate this country so much.

  8. just_some_git on

    can i just quote leavitt on my DS-4079 instead of paying a $2,350 Consular Fee and doing a pointless renunciation ceremony?

  9. She didn’t speak out-loud the remainder of the statement, “except if you’re white from these European countries … “