Norway is your fault!! Give Trump the Nobel Peace Prize.



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Posted by superdouradas

35 Comments

  1. SouthPerformer8949 on

    Need to attack a couple of more countries first. Attacking Greenland should surely secure a peace prize 👍

  2. The guy is completely obsessed with the Nobel Prize… and the truth is that Corina Machado is going to give it to him. It’s unbelievable lol, this feels like something out of a kids playground. I know the Nobel Prize has a lot of prestige, but damn, I never thought a president of the world’s biggest power would be so obsessed with it. I’m from Portugal, so I don’t really know what Norwegians think about this… but I blame you guys

  3. She’s giving it to him so that he will do her a favor (making her the leader of Venezuela), that’s how everything is with Trump 🤦‍♂️

    He just can’t fathom that the government doesn’t decide, because he knows that the US is so corrupt that he could have decided it himself if it was done in the US. He’s just that much of a horrible human that he can’t understand that everyone else isn’t as horrible as him.

  4. Old man is shooting for a Guinness World record for being the first ever pedophile to get a Nobel prize

  5. Well I hoped the FIFA pacifier would somehow appease him but that didn’t last long enough.

    We Europeans probably should station troops there and hope he dies soon enough, and that his whole movement disappears in the toilets of history.

    If he wants Greenland, provided neither Greenlanders nor Danes want to give it to him, he’s gonna have to take the decision to kill European soldiers and destroy NATO. Make this potentiel move as costly as possible.

  6. Since he brought up Kongo vs Rwanda.
    Washington did draft a peace treaty, and it was signed. But it has not been honored, and they are still at war and still fighting.

    just because Trump has a signed paper, it does not make it reality. It was a failed attempt.

  7. EnvironmentalIce3372 on

    I don’t think he understands that Norway itself has nothing to do with the Peace Prize. It is a Nobel committee that decides and not the country of Norway.

  8. TerriblyCheeky on

    How many times do we have to tell you? Norway doesn’t decide the winner, the committee does.

  9. ah yes, trump should get the NOBLE peace prize as he calls it for stopping the ukraine/russia war within 24 hours as he promised🥳👏

    and the nobel comitee is not a part of the norwegian government, its its own commitee, so for trump to say its bad of norway to not give it to him is like blaming someone who had nothing to do with it.

    and he himself has not ended any war, he has contributed to the conclusion of several conflicts at most.

  10. The man says incredibly bonkers things every other sentence. By purpose or just sheer stupidity is unknown.

  11. “The orange diaperbaby” is doing it again !
    This man is a threat to humanity, plain and simple.

  12. The only thing I want to give Trump is a one way ticket to mars. I understand he wants to colonize it, so lets make him its first citizen.

  13. This can’t be more American, blaming Norway for not giving someone a Nobel prize… please look up the origin before doing the blame game

  14. The Nobel peace commity is not just made out of Norwegians. It contains representatives from many countries. Anyhow – Trump is a narcissistic POS that has the rhetoric of a 12-year old, and giving him an actual peace price would be an embarrasment. Machado «giving» him her price will not mean anything, and Trump knows this. He’s an idiot, and he’s attacking other countries. He also supports the biggest genocide in the new age. Plain and simple – he’s never going to get the price.

  15. Trump: “Look, I have stoppet 10 wars just this past year! – wait – doesen’t it count if i’m the one starting them?”

  16. As a Swede, I think I can speak on behalf of the entire collective: we hereby **deny** his request to be awarded the Nobel Prize.

    Reasoning? Zero outstanding achievements. Zero meaningful advancements. And, unfortunately for him, also **zero contribution to the betterment of humanity**.

    The committee thanks him for his enthusiasm though.

  17. Fucking moron. Like if Lando Norris gave me his world champion trophy, it wouldnt make me world champion
    Hes stopped NO wars at all, the man is mental and is a huge embarrassment to USA globally.

  18. gastropublican on

    Don’t forget the praise Trump heaped upon Norway
    a couple years ago, as the country from which he’d prefer immigration to the U.S. (as opposed to the world’s litany of sh*thole countries). Problem is, and correct me if I’m wrong, what Norwegian in their right mind would ever want to do so? Give up their societal benefits including health care? I don’t think so…

  19. Itscoldinthenorth on

    Shouldn’t some journalists start asking “hey, dude do you hear yourself? How needy can you be? “

  20. everySmell9000 on

    …”a major embarrasment to norway”.

    yeah, right. Narcissists are experts at projecting their own inner shame onto other people. That’s all this is, in my opinion. This is further confirmed by the grandiosity (another trait of narcissists) of claiming to having stopped “8 wars”. The guy is desperately flailing to evade his most toxic inner feelings. I know 12 year olds who are more grown up/mature than him.

  21. Jaja super han har “stoppet” 8 krige (fuck om han har den fede løgner), hvis man så lige tager i mente hvad han laver på hjemmefronten så der jeg ingen grund til nogensinde at han fortjener den pris.

  22. dancing_around_it on

    Just slap together a fake award, like fifa, make something assembled from Kvikk Lunsj.

    He’s easily fooled – just some false praise and he will move on to some other nonsense.

  23. Stressed_Shrimp on

    Nobody denies a Nobel Peace Prize better than us. Believe me. People try, they fail — we do it perfectly. Tremendous denial.

    We looked at the prize, very prestigious, very shiny, and we said: not happening. Absolutely not. Some people thought maybe — wrong. Total no. The biggest no.

    A lot of people came up to us — very smart people — and they said, “Sir, this is the strongest denial of a Nobel Peace Prize we’ve ever seen.” And they’re right. It’s historic.

    We love peace. Nobody loves peace more than us. But giving *that* prize to *that* guy? Would’ve been a disaster. A total embarrassment. So we stopped it. Clean. Strong. Beautiful.

    The Nobel stays serious. Credible. Respected. And that’s because we stopped him. Strong decision. Very smart decision.

    He didn’t earn it. He didn’t deserve it. And denying it? One of our finest moments.

    Denied — and we’re very proud of it. Believe me.

    Nobel saved. Ego crushed. Beautiful outcome.

  24. FrustratedPCBuild on

    ‘I’m going to keep on invading countries until you give me the Peace Prize! I’ve earned it, right?’ – not actually said by Donald, far too sane and measured.