‘We don’t want to be Americans’: Greenland’s political parties hit back at Trump

https://www.politico.eu/article/we-dont-want-to-be-americans-greenlands-political-parties-hit-back-us-donald-trump/

34 Comments

  1. Greenland doesn’t want shittier, pricier healthcare and an increased chance of being killed by law enforcement?!? I’m shocked!!!

  2. To be fair, most non-MAGA don’t want to be under Trump’s “America” either. This is more of a Nazi country, going against everything the constitution represents.

  3. I’m still confused… Trump can’t “take” Greenland right? If he launched an attack there that means he is attacking one of NATO members so… What happens? Does NATO dissolve?

    Also.. then Russia taking over Ukraine and China taking over Taiwan would be justifiable?

  4. Makes me wonder if Putin isn’t putting the idea of taking over Greenland into Trump’s head: “If you don’t take it Donald, we will”, deliberately to break up NATO.

  5. Europe is no besieged on both sides by 2 separate tyrannical maniacs. Russia invading from our eastern borders and now soon America will be invading us from our west. Fuck Russia and America it’s time for us to all stand up to these 2 fascist arseholes Trump and Putin 💪

  6. Man can we have the thing thatd get us banned on reddit if we mention it to happen faster please? The world needs a break from one of these dictator asshole

  7. I’ll give just one example of why Greenlanders don’t want to be part of the US: the Americans left behind tons of hazardous waste in Greenland, but Denmark, not the US, will pay for the cleanup. Some Greenlanders can be bribed to wear MAGA hats, but Trump can’t buy the entire nation.

  8. ifiwereonlylesshandy on

    The mere fact that this is a serious conversation now puts a spotlight on just how the US has regressed as a society.

  9. RollingDownTheHills on

    The US is such a trash nation at this point, spreading its bullshit all over the globe like a disease, whether it be this whole Greenland thing, its brain-rotting social media garbage, etc. It’s all just so shitty. Just implode already, nobody loves you. We’re fed up. Done

  10. I don’t thing Trump wants make them American either. Once he gets hold of Greenland, he will send ICE to snatch Greenlanders into CECOT or Gitmo.

  11. Calm-Professional103 on

    Pass a law that clearly states that anyone claiming lordship over Greenland must prove his worth through mortal combat against Svain the Disemboweler

  12. Would that work? Is it that simple? I’ll try it:

    ‘Canadians don’t want the US taking over our country.’

  13. Question for the Americans here: what do you think would happen with the about 100.000 US troops in Europe once Trump starts this war?

  14. “Won’t have Russia as a neighbour”

    Does…..does he know about Alaska? I don’t think he knows about Alaska….

  15. “Won’t have Russia as a neighbour”

    Does…..does he know about Alaska? I don’t think he knows about Alaska….

  16. Greenland: We dont want to be Americans

    Americans: We dont want Greenland

    Trump: But where will i build my fallout shelter when I start WW3 later this year?

  17. GlobalIncident7623 on

    I’d like to remind any Greenlander who reads this to remember: In an American economy, $100k isn’t shit and won’t get you too much.

  18. evergreeenqueen on

    Greenland, on behalf of sane Americans, we are so embarrassed and sorry about what is happening. We don’t want this either, we want him gone too.