MAGA is weirdly thirsty for Barron Trump | The right desperately wants the youngest Trump son to be a sex symbol

https://www.salon.com/2026/01/12/maga-is-weirdly-thirsty-for-barron-trump/

44 Comments

  1. Secret_Cow_5053 on

    Reminder that every time there’s a republican national convention, Grindr crashes.

  2. Yeah, I’m just going to tell you as a female, there’s nothing remotely sexy about Barron Trump. He’s a goofy looking dude who never smiles and looks like he has no idea what’s going on most of the time. Not sure what sexy they’re seeing in that.

  3. needsmoarbokeh on

    They hope to make the wannabe Patrick Bateman into the true heir of MAGA as neither of the other sons are popular, competent nor blessed even with the slightest accidental drop of charisma

  4. iridescentsyrup on

    Gross. He’s as bad a monster as his dad.

    And what is maga’s obsession with image & sex? Such shallow, superficial people.

  5. Disastrous-Use-4955 on

    “Shutting down a floor of Trump Tower is like PG-13 versus where my mind would have been at his at his age in terms of the dating scene,” Eric Trump said.

    “Would have been”? Did Eric basically just admit no one would date him at that age? (Not hard to believe considering what he looked like at that age)

  6. Rockatansky-clone on

    What, a sex symbol for the dead. He looks like a doof serial killer lurch. It’s as if he’s a product of a tainted gene pool. Borderline inbred.

  7. Trumps projecting his own ego and loseriness onto his son. I doubt it has anything to do with Baron other than Trump thinks Baron being an unlikable loser makes him look bad.

  8. Ordinary-Quarter-384 on

    Because Eric an idiot, Donnie Jr. a fool, they are hoping that Barron will be the second coming of Trump. Not possible, but they keep wishing.

  9. OtherwiseAMushroom on

    It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if this kid, is a fucking serial killer cause that’s what he sure looks like certainly has one of those real punchable faces.

  10. AdministrativeMix326 on

    Of course they would pick the son of TACO who associates with Andrew Tate. It is not looking like a bright future like the rest of the Trumps for Big and Tall Barron.

  11. lorilightning79 on

    He’s such an awkward dude. Like Eric. Who would look at him. Or Don Jr and his gums. Bad breeding all around.

  12. greeneyedmtnjack on

    This tracks, because MAGA folks are uniformly weird looking and unattractive, and if they not born that way then they compensate with drugs, surgery and makeup (men included).

  13. VincentMac1984 on

    Breaking News: “Even Fox and Friends is having a hard time elevating Lurch from the Aadams Family as a sex symbol and Teen Idol!”

  14. The writer of the article couldn’t have said it better: “The MAGA movement lives in perpetual jealousy of mainstream culture, attributing their lack of coolness to a “liberal” conspiracy to shut right-wing folks out of celebrity.” -Amanda Marcotte, Senior Writer

  15. TheRealThunderDan on

    So whenever we see news like this, it means the Russian bots are trying to push the narrative, right?

  16. Big_Investment8837 on

    I’m a woman admitting an old woman but that young man is not the least bit attractive to me. He has the sex appeal of a damp sponge.

  17. SymbolOfSheeeeeesh on

    So like, is it “weirdly” thirsty? Cuz these folks have been thirsty for unfuckable men for like a decade now

  18. You know the game of thrones scene were king jeoffry makes the two hookers hurt each other? I assume that’s his appeal.

  19. Purple_Grass_5300 on

    sorry Maga…we have eyes. We dont see the delusional ripped Trump that you see and we can see what Baron looks like as well