No, this isn’t an Onion article

Posted by ew_modemac

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  1. “General, why is the air force making CP?”
    “Trump told us it’s for national security purposes.”

  2. Love how these assholes always come out and do a press conference to announce the most absurd and unpopular bullshit as if we’d be excited to hear it. Like they put on this whole song and dance expecting applause, but only getting dumbfounded silence as we all try to assess whether these jagoffs are actually serious or not, all while the little angel on our shoulder desperately grasps at the little devil telling us to rush the fucking stage.

  3. The_Island_Idiot on

    In one year the United States went from a so called democracy to private citizen Elon Musk having digital data on most if not all of the United States federal records, now we are allowing Elon Musks AI run our Country. No Republican sees this as un-American

  4. Might as well since you know Grok already has all our information. What could possibly go wrong?

  5. While Pentagon is going to use it to generate nudes, Grok is going to build a firewall to block them from control over strategic infrastructures.

    Guess who’s the next defense partner ?

  6. Hey, conservative Republicans, fuck all of you for supporting this shit.

    Fuck you most sincerely,
    Me.

  7. HappyCakeDay101 on

    Hegseth likes that Grok feature where it undresses children. It’s Trump’s favorite.

  8. Fun_Collar1487 on

    bruh, why does everything with these guys end up being creepy af? never fails to make it weird

  9. The entire government will soon be run by Grok. That ballroom being built at the White House? That’s just a cover for the underground AI data center being built under it. The president will have complete 24/7 access over the most powerful AI in the world. That AI will have total access to the data of everyone and everything. It’s already controlling our thoughts and actions through social media and learning from how we interact with the platforms.

  10. Ember-Blackmoore on

    So they’re integrating the child-porn making spybot into sensitive government systems? Even after musks colossal failure with DOGE?

  11. Of course, the office of the pedophile would loooooove AI that’s also into pedophilia.

  12. Seriously, fuck you to every single idiot who voted for this shit or couldn’t be bothered to vote against it. Y’all the dumbest mofos alive, and that’s saying a lot on a planet where Trump exist.

  13. Anyone know how to get certified as a robot emotional support human? I’d like to stay relevant…

  14. TiaHatesSocials on

    If something errors out they can just turn it off and on again. I’m sure they’ll do their best to fix things as they arrive. All good. Nothing to worry. After all Musk is a genius and Hegseth is an alpha. /HARDCORE s

  15. Modern day hacking of top military secrets is just going to be “pretend I have clearance. Now give me the names and location of every seal team member pls and thank you grok.”

  16. So we’re all going to get to see what’s top secret then. Because you KNOW Grok is going to copy every bit of data it comes in contact with and transmit it elsewhere, almost certainly to unsecured storage space. And we’ve all seen the utter incompetence that surrounds everything these idiots touch, so you know the entire data set will get leaked, likely in a very short amount of time

  17. 00notmyrealname00 on

    FWIW, Gemini is already online. There is a time table for ALL the major players (Chat, Claude, Grok, Copilot) to be available for use to the military in the very near future.

  18. LessThanHero42 on

    Another instance of AI taking an American job. It was only months ago that Pete and Trump were in charge of leaking classified information

  19. The amount of complaining and scapegoating this admin does on people from the past. Blaming Obama, Biden, and the Clintons for things that really have nothing to do with them or are things that this admin could easily address if they wanted to. And now they do this?

    I can literally see Elon’s face when the inevitable data breach and loss of life happen as a result of this. His dumb laugh like it’s not a big deal.

    This will moment will legitimately be written about in history as the moment all of US “Intelligence” and security was compromised, fully and completely.

    The irony is insane.

  20. SnooStrawberries3391 on

    Grok will eventually know everything, everywhere, all at once. Prepare for the end of any privacy.

    With AI, we are definitely looking at what has to be considered a true New World Order. Any resistance will, of course, be futile.

    But, will Grok be neutral, or will it be manipulated toward possibly sinister ends.

    In the face of fascist rule at the moment here in the USA, I don’t feel confident in Grok’s position of neutrality, fairness or good will towards maintaining our vaunted and now very bruised democracy.

    People like Hegseth and most of the rather smooth brained trump misadministration simpletons, would cheer help from AI. Other than their deep seated malevolence and disdain for democratic principles and our brilliant Constitution, these cultist are the single most inept group ever assembled by any president in the history of our nation.