I don’t care if they call us “those dipshits on the west side of the Atlantic” if it means we get rid of the current administration
OrionsRum on
At least we would have better health care if it happens.
RandomGuyHi on
I’d vote for this.
Offer every American 1 Lego piece and free healthcare.
StigmataSatanas on
Denmark’s gonna be real confused when Trump’s most racist supporters go full Vinland and switch sides
spleeble on
I like the concept but it needs a different name and different borders.
LadySayoria on
Fuck it, Denmark, take us. Give us that universal healthcare.
FoosballRokst4r on
Colorado accepts.
ramriot on
Presently the only confirmed Viking settlement in North America is in Newfoundland Canada.
So strictly if we are claiming contiguous landforms then Denmark gets the island of Newfoundland while Columbus gets the islands in the Gulf of MEXICO.
OTOH if we are claiming continental plates the Denmark gets USA (except coast of California & Baha) , Canada, Mexico, Cuba, The Bahamas, Guatemala & Belize, Alaska & a big chunk of eastern Russia.
CarbonRunner on
Dont temp me with a good time
gorginhanson on
Makes you wonder why the entire world accepted this argument in the middle east
matthopland on
I’m ready to swap bald eagles for mute swans if it means the ER stops billing me like a Vegas mini-bar
TiaHatesSocials on
I’m ok with that. Denmark is #2 happiest country of the world.
PeterBeacon on
Thank GOB! You’re here just in time to take charge of hundreds of millions of aquacranial knuckledragging morons. Welcome.
Kkimp1955 on
Please save us!
MargaritasAndTacos on
I’m down! Time to learn some conversational Danish!
Simonthebullettfreak on
Ok, but what will you do with it? Leiv turned around and got out of there.
If Denmark takes us, I want my Lego healthcare starter set delivered before the next sinus infection
Skate_faced on
Canada: Howdy neighbors! I think we are gonna be real good friends!
Cooolllll on
As someone from Solvang CA we welcome our Denmarkian cousins. Aebleskiver (danish pancakes) are amazing. Let’s not forget Education through university (Free). I think they get a stipend as well? Integrated pension plans to reduce poverty. Equal Access to healthcare regardless of income. Probably way more but am not a Dane.
fuckythedrunkclown16 on
This the United States of Smash Bros?
DC55449 on
👏 👏 👏
urlach3r on
*sigh* New Danish overlords & my state is *still* in the red area.
aotus_trivirgatus on
Dear Denmark:
If you don’t want to have your good intentions destroyed — don’t annex Texas. Good Texans will move in to the Glorious Nordic States of America, and the MAGAs who want to move out need somewhere to go.
Texas also has its own power grid. Trust us, you don’t want it.
dragonpjb on
I have unironically want to live in Denmark of a long time.
dragonpjb on
Don’t tease us like that. 😢
BrendaWannabe on
Denmark, please kidnap our criminal leader, Donald J. Maduro!
YaumeLepire on
The settlements from the 11th century were in Greenland and Newfoundland, and were led by an Icelander and a Norwegian, not a Dane.
Correct-Process-297 on
Hey, at least we would get free Healthcare
nasandre on
Alright and we’ll make New York into New Amsterdam again
NfamousKaye on
I would love that actually! At least someone competent would run the country for once!
Faktafabriken on
Don’t tell India, I heard from reliable sources that their people were already there when the Dane’s came.
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Do you mean it really, please?
I don’t care if they call us “those dipshits on the west side of the Atlantic” if it means we get rid of the current administration
At least we would have better health care if it happens.
I’d vote for this.
Offer every American 1 Lego piece and free healthcare.
Denmark’s gonna be real confused when Trump’s most racist supporters go full Vinland and switch sides
I like the concept but it needs a different name and different borders.
Fuck it, Denmark, take us. Give us that universal healthcare.
Colorado accepts.
Presently the only confirmed Viking settlement in North America is in Newfoundland Canada.
So strictly if we are claiming contiguous landforms then Denmark gets the island of Newfoundland while Columbus gets the islands in the Gulf of MEXICO.
OTOH if we are claiming continental plates the Denmark gets USA (except coast of California & Baha) , Canada, Mexico, Cuba, The Bahamas, Guatemala & Belize, Alaska & a big chunk of eastern Russia.
Dont temp me with a good time
Makes you wonder why the entire world accepted this argument in the middle east
I’m ready to swap bald eagles for mute swans if it means the ER stops billing me like a Vegas mini-bar
I’m ok with that. Denmark is #2 happiest country of the world.
Thank GOB! You’re here just in time to take charge of hundreds of millions of aquacranial knuckledragging morons. Welcome.
Please save us!
I’m down! Time to learn some conversational Danish!
Ok, but what will you do with it? Leiv turned around and got out of there.
I’m down, I’ve got majority Scandinavian heritage anyway 🤣
If Denmark takes us, I want my Lego healthcare starter set delivered before the next sinus infection
Canada: Howdy neighbors! I think we are gonna be real good friends!
As someone from Solvang CA we welcome our Denmarkian cousins. Aebleskiver (danish pancakes) are amazing. Let’s not forget Education through university (Free). I think they get a stipend as well? Integrated pension plans to reduce poverty. Equal Access to healthcare regardless of income. Probably way more but am not a Dane.
This the United States of Smash Bros?
👏 👏 👏
*sigh* New Danish overlords & my state is *still* in the red area.
Dear Denmark:
If you don’t want to have your good intentions destroyed — don’t annex Texas. Good Texans will move in to the Glorious Nordic States of America, and the MAGAs who want to move out need somewhere to go.
Texas also has its own power grid. Trust us, you don’t want it.
I have unironically want to live in Denmark of a long time.
Don’t tease us like that. 😢
Denmark, please kidnap our criminal leader, Donald J. Maduro!
The settlements from the 11th century were in Greenland and Newfoundland, and were led by an Icelander and a Norwegian, not a Dane.
Hey, at least we would get free Healthcare
Alright and we’ll make New York into New Amsterdam again
I would love that actually! At least someone competent would run the country for once!
Don’t tell India, I heard from reliable sources that their people were already there when the Dane’s came.