Know who gave him that bottle of water?
Leroy Jenkins.
Bring it on bitches.
ferriematthew on
Oh God…WHO PISSED OFF THE VIKINGS
jt32470 on
Trump would fly in right away to fawn over him like he fawned over Mandani. [Trump will make sure he stays properly hydrated.](https://i.imgur.com/WvldIlG.png)
I can see it now.
Then he’ll invite technoviking to the oval office he decorated himself, “humblebragging’ about his taste in gold ornaments. Speaking of himself in the third person – he’ll brag that ~~Liberace~~ “The Don” has impeccable taste in decorations.
Liberty733 on
Fucking Legend
MsMoreCowbell828 on
It’s him!
lankyfrog_redux on
NATO will turn against us. That’s not just Denmark.
Sartres_Roommate on
Techno Viking was from a different time, a different world. We were so naive and kind back then
captstinkybutt on
America deploying meal team six imminently. They’ll be slipping on ice in Greenland soon.
Deatheturtle on
Ah, techno viking, it’s been awhile.
copyrider on
Wait, that’s not fair. Where are their fatties? This isn’t going to be a fair fight, this is basically Denmark body shaming the American military with a single troop. This has to be considered a war crime right?
If we wanted to have an unfair matchup, where America is at a disadvantage, then we would have picked on a nation our own size. We didn’t realize they would sink to the low levels of using physically fit, probably intelligent, individuals who are happy with their country enough to not want to be conquered by the Orange King.
Also, just a heads up, Trump will be pushing an executive order soon that changes the American flag to be Orange and White. No more red and blue. Can’t wait to see the new Stars and Stripes looking like Whattaburger over the new Grand Ballroom of Trumpberg.
copyrider on
Wait, that’s not fair. Where are their fatties? This isn’t going to be a fair fight, this is basically Denmark body shaming the American military with a single troop. This has to be considered a war crime right?
If we wanted to have an unfair matchup, where America is at a disadvantage, then we would have picked on a nation our own size. We didn’t realize they would sink to the low levels of using physically fit, probably intelligent, individuals who are happy with their country enough to not want to be conquered by the Orange King.
Also, just a heads up, Trump will be pushing an executive order soon that changes the American flag to be Orange and White. No more red and blue. Can’t wait to see the new Stars and Stripes looking like Whattaburger over the new Grand Ballroom of Trumpberg
Zero_Overload on
The Dutch sent a little boy who can plug holes quickly
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Yeah but he’s one of those berserkers, so let’s have a steel cage match with Hegseth. I know what my money will be on!
🤣👏
Techno Viking!
Let them cook
Laugh all you want, but you clearly don’t understand the concept of reconnaissance and preparation to land more troops in the near future.
All he needs is an upside down water bottle.
Finland will send Sisu
That guy would kick the living shit out of maga’s champion, the q anon shaman!
Drump vs the Vikings
A Viking, basically.
This is so good 🤣
What about Techno Vance?
No one Fucks with Techno Viking.
I believe the Danish send more. It’s the Dutch that deploy a single trooper.
Oh to go back to the days of techno viking
Well just deploy the frog men and the sirius patrol and they will be fucked
So many happy memories… Wish he was here to defend civilization 😅
gonna need the little fella too keep him hydrated.
https://preview.redd.it/idat6q2nzjdg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16b4763c5fcb5a06df9a7601c682b6892c61c69e
A challenger appears!!
All they need is Techno Viking.
The beating of war techno can be heard in the distance
I’d follow Techno Viking anywhere
Leif Ericsson’s descendant.
https://i.redd.it/zzpisbzxckdg1.gif
One invasion, One Viking
But with a theme song
Know who gave him that bottle of water?
Leroy Jenkins.
Bring it on bitches.
Oh God…WHO PISSED OFF THE VIKINGS
Trump would fly in right away to fawn over him like he fawned over Mandani. [Trump will make sure he stays properly hydrated.](https://i.imgur.com/WvldIlG.png)
I can see it now.
Then he’ll invite technoviking to the oval office he decorated himself, “humblebragging’ about his taste in gold ornaments. Speaking of himself in the third person – he’ll brag that ~~Liberace~~ “The Don” has impeccable taste in decorations.
Fucking Legend
It’s him!
NATO will turn against us. That’s not just Denmark.
Techno Viking was from a different time, a different world. We were so naive and kind back then
America deploying meal team six imminently. They’ll be slipping on ice in Greenland soon.
Ah, techno viking, it’s been awhile.
Wait, that’s not fair. Where are their fatties? This isn’t going to be a fair fight, this is basically Denmark body shaming the American military with a single troop. This has to be considered a war crime right?
If we wanted to have an unfair matchup, where America is at a disadvantage, then we would have picked on a nation our own size. We didn’t realize they would sink to the low levels of using physically fit, probably intelligent, individuals who are happy with their country enough to not want to be conquered by the Orange King.
Also, just a heads up, Trump will be pushing an executive order soon that changes the American flag to be Orange and White. No more red and blue. Can’t wait to see the new Stars and Stripes looking like Whattaburger over the new Grand Ballroom of Trumpberg.
Wait, that’s not fair. Where are their fatties? This isn’t going to be a fair fight, this is basically Denmark body shaming the American military with a single troop. This has to be considered a war crime right?
If we wanted to have an unfair matchup, where America is at a disadvantage, then we would have picked on a nation our own size. We didn’t realize they would sink to the low levels of using physically fit, probably intelligent, individuals who are happy with their country enough to not want to be conquered by the Orange King.
Also, just a heads up, Trump will be pushing an executive order soon that changes the American flag to be Orange and White. No more red and blue. Can’t wait to see the new Stars and Stripes looking like Whattaburger over the new Grand Ballroom of Trumpberg
The Dutch sent a little boy who can plug holes quickly
https://preview.redd.it/u9tobd8fjldg1.png?width=271&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b4803c207f70887627fb648616cc06d581b0056
This guy is german…
Damn, we gonna lose
I love how techno Viking’s nationality is pan-European, depending on what sub you peek at.
This is how we are getting our next Marvel movie
If they would send the Techno Viking, the USA would be renamed as Greenland 2
Him today: https://6amgroup.com/articles/all/what-happened-to-the-techno-viking