This one is all over Pentagon now



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  1. HyoukaYukikaze on

    Look, folks, I was THIS CLOSE—THIS CLOSE—to making the greatest real estate deal in the history of the world, okay? Greenland. Beautiful Greenland. Huge. Ice, lots of ice, tremendous ice, the best ice. And minerals? Oh my God, the minerals under there, nobody even knows, billions and billions and billions of dollars just sitting there waiting for a smart guy to come in. I said, ‘We’re gonna take it, we’re gonna make it American, we’re gonna put hotels, we’re gonna put golf courses, we’re gonna make it fantastic, believe me.’

    Then this bald guy—this very mild mannered, very short bald Polish gentleman, probably eats pierogi all day—he comes out of nowhere and he says, ‘No, don’t do it, it’s not too late!’ Like he’s some big expert on Greenland all of a sudden. Who is this guy? Nobody knows him! Bald, no hair, zero hair, probably jealous of my beautiful golden hair, let’s be honest.

    So now I’m thinking… maybe I don’t invade. Maybe I just… lease it. Very smart. Or maybe I send Ivanka. She could negotiate. She’s fantastic, everybody loves her. Or maybe we just tariff the ice. Put a 200% tariff on Greenland ice until they beg us to take the whole thing. That’s what winners do.

    But this bald Polish guy… he’s lucky. Very lucky. Because if he wasn’t so persuasive with that shiny head of his, Greenland would already have stars and stripes flying over it. Tremendous missed opportunity. Sad!

    ^Trump right now, probably

  2. Fabulous_Pen8081 on

    He just cares about Humanity!
    If the US goes to war with the EU, nobody wins!
    The US has enough Nukes to destroy the EU, but the EU also has enough Nukes to destroy the US!
    It doesn’t matter who wins either way, Russia, China and North Korea will be there to finish off the mess left behind!

  3. Mr Trump I have an advice for you. Take 20 meters, gain momentum and bang your head against the wall.