Trump confuses Greenland with Iceland in major speech to world leaders

Maybe that’s his next plan

Repeatedly* confuses. It wasn’t just a slip of the tongue. He got it wrong and continued to give context and double down. He even calls it a piece of ice.

“And until the last few days, when I told them about Iceland, they loved me. They called me daddy, right, last time? Very smart man said, he’s our daddy. He’s running it. I was like running it.”

“I went from running it to being a terrible human being. But now what I’m asking for is a piece of ice, cold and poorly located.”

The man is clearly demented.

Holy shit. Every part of that speech is embarrassing. He’s embarrassing the US on the world stage and he thinks he’s knocking it out of the park. He thinks they respect him. I’m going overseas in the next couple of months and I’m going to feel a little embarrassed to admit I’m American, because this smug idiot, this walking conglomeration of every bad trait you can think of, this child rapist in a diaper, is who we have leading us.

This deranged old man is commanding the world to do his bidding.

What the actual fuck were americans thinking?

Not watching. Did they clap for him? If so, that’s all I need to know.

it is not confusion, he does not know the difference…he is a fucking pedophile, an asshole and a useful idiot.

Two Corinthians walk into a bar to plan their trips to Thighland and Yo! Semite National Park.

Somewhere in Valhalla Leif Erikson is laughing: “got ’em again”

He’s an international embarrassment as well as a clear and present danger.

The way he talked about WWII made me wonder if he actually thinks Iceland and Greenland are the same place

Keep him away from Iceland, please.

Could you imagine if this was Biden. What will it take to remove this pos from office?

I wonder what mental gymnastics the Fox Propaganda Network will have to perform to make this speech sound like a triumph.