LMAO, absolutely nobody owes Trump a standing ovation.
morenewsat11 on
Beaverton once again blurring the lines between news and satire.
> “How dare that Canadian son of a bitch upstage me at whatever this event is, the WWF I think? By the way, have I ever told you about how big Hulk Hogan’s penis was? Great guy, personal friend. Me and him and Jeff Epstein had some wild times, I’l tell you… wait, what was I talking about?” Trump asked the thinning crowd, before nodding off for several minutes.
Wild_Outlandishness5 on
FFS I got like three paragraphs before realizing it was the Beaverton. The world is absolutely cooked!!
Greekmom99 on
lol. Next headline: Trump demands a Juno award.
FelixPotvin94 on
Ha ha god damn it, Beaverton, you silly bitch.
maximus_danus on
Loool well played Beaverton.
Miserable-Chemical96 on
Ahhh the Beaverton so good
SDK1176 on
The Beaverton always has the best final sentences.
“At press time, Prime Minister Carney has reportedly returned to Ottawa where there is absolutely no expectation for his speeches to be inspiring.”
iMogal on
I’ll give him a standing ovation when he’s 6 feet under and not before.
imjustsurfin on
Contained in the Epstein files is an email by JE which says:
***”I have met some very bad people. None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body.”***
Let that sink in for a moment.
This is what the biggest paedophile\sex trafficker in modern US history, said about the current POTUS.
alvinofdiaspar on
Beaverton did it again!
Zarxon on
Sorry they are non-transferable.
GoofinOffAtWork on
Omg
FUCKING HILARIOUS
Reyalta on
*DID YOU EVEN SAY THANK YOU, CANADA?!?!*
BeeKayDubya on
The classless act as usual suffers from small genitalia syndrome.
No-Wonder1139 on
Careful now, he absolutely would.
Noobzoid123 on
The clown show is boring now. Does not deserve applause.
NeoDragonKnight on
The fact this can blend right in with the other unhinged crap trump said during his speeches the past few days makes this hilarious.
Trump threatens Iceland.
Trump thinks American boats landed on Greenland 500 years ago.
Trump thinks he is emperor of venzuala
doobie88 on
Bwahahaha. This sums this man up right here.
mulchedeggs on
Trump should have e received pure silence.
BergderZwerg on
“I received the longest standing ovations you have ever seen, from a huge crowd, strong crowd with tears in their eyes, they said thank you and that I had won the 2020 election”
togocann49 on
The most effed up part is I could see Trump going saying something like this.
Icyywinds on
He’ll get a standing ovation at his funeral but not for the right reasons
Avelion2 on
Meanwhile yesterday Poilievre was talking about the Carbon tax…
Acceptable-Grade-116 on
He’ll be really pissed off when someone finally explains to Don what “hegemony” means. 🙂
Either-Safety2402 on
It’s gross how a lot of people actually did stand up and clap when he entered the room.
ImNotHandyImHandsome on
I watched his speech. When they did ovate at the end, it looked like Trump motioned for everyone to stand up.
setclif on
Oh my god I fully believed it for a moment
local_cheddar on
He’ll get his standing ovation at his funeral.
Standard-Contest-949 on
Wahaaa why doesn’t everyone like me! Wahaaa! Ok Tarrifs for you Tarrifs for you and maybe invade Iceland?
mikeybagodonuts on
Stop posting satire……it’s to hard to separate from reality. /s
Patatemagique on
Trump also got a standing ovation.
Ace0Knaves on
I actually thought this was real before I saw the Beaverton tag
bcboy66 on
Me me me me me me me me me me
radabdivin on
Man, you almost had me. That ridiculous buffoon would actually say something like that.
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Is it real or is it beaverton?
LMAO, absolutely nobody owes Trump a standing ovation.
Beaverton once again blurring the lines between news and satire.
> “How dare that Canadian son of a bitch upstage me at whatever this event is, the WWF I think? By the way, have I ever told you about how big Hulk Hogan’s penis was? Great guy, personal friend. Me and him and Jeff Epstein had some wild times, I’l tell you… wait, what was I talking about?” Trump asked the thinning crowd, before nodding off for several minutes.
FFS I got like three paragraphs before realizing it was the Beaverton. The world is absolutely cooked!!
lol. Next headline: Trump demands a Juno award.
Ha ha god damn it, Beaverton, you silly bitch.
Loool well played Beaverton.
Ahhh the Beaverton so good
The Beaverton always has the best final sentences.
“At press time, Prime Minister Carney has reportedly returned to Ottawa where there is absolutely no expectation for his speeches to be inspiring.”
I’ll give him a standing ovation when he’s 6 feet under and not before.
Contained in the Epstein files is an email by JE which says:
***”I have met some very bad people. None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body.”***
Let that sink in for a moment.
This is what the biggest paedophile\sex trafficker in modern US history, said about the current POTUS.
Beaverton did it again!
Sorry they are non-transferable.
Omg
FUCKING HILARIOUS
*DID YOU EVEN SAY THANK YOU, CANADA?!?!*
The classless act as usual suffers from small genitalia syndrome.
Careful now, he absolutely would.
The clown show is boring now. Does not deserve applause.
The fact this can blend right in with the other unhinged crap trump said during his speeches the past few days makes this hilarious.
Trump threatens Iceland.
Trump thinks American boats landed on Greenland 500 years ago.
Trump thinks he is emperor of venzuala
Bwahahaha. This sums this man up right here.
Trump should have e received pure silence.
“I received the longest standing ovations you have ever seen, from a huge crowd, strong crowd with tears in their eyes, they said thank you and that I had won the 2020 election”
The most effed up part is I could see Trump going saying something like this.
He’ll get a standing ovation at his funeral but not for the right reasons
Meanwhile yesterday Poilievre was talking about the Carbon tax…
He’ll be really pissed off when someone finally explains to Don what “hegemony” means. 🙂
It’s gross how a lot of people actually did stand up and clap when he entered the room.
I watched his speech. When they did ovate at the end, it looked like Trump motioned for everyone to stand up.
Oh my god I fully believed it for a moment
He’ll get his standing ovation at his funeral.
Wahaaa why doesn’t everyone like me! Wahaaa! Ok Tarrifs for you Tarrifs for you and maybe invade Iceland?
Stop posting satire……it’s to hard to separate from reality. /s
Trump also got a standing ovation.
I actually thought this was real before I saw the Beaverton tag
Me me me me me me me me me me
Man, you almost had me. That ridiculous buffoon would actually say something like that.