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  1. Beaverton once again blurring the lines between news and satire.

    > “How dare that Canadian son of a bitch upstage me at whatever this event is, the WWF I think? By the way, have I ever told you about how big Hulk Hogan’s penis was? Great guy, personal friend. Me and him and Jeff Epstein had some wild times, I’l tell you… wait, what was I talking about?” Trump asked the thinning crowd, before nodding off for several minutes.

  2. Wild_Outlandishness5 on

    FFS I got like three paragraphs before realizing it was the Beaverton. The world is absolutely cooked!!

  3. The Beaverton always has the best final sentences.

    “At press time, Prime Minister Carney has reportedly returned to Ottawa where there is absolutely no expectation for his speeches to be inspiring.”

  4. Contained in the Epstein files is an email by JE which says:

    ***”I have met some very bad people. None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body.”***

    Let that sink in for a moment.

    This is what the biggest paedophile\sex trafficker in modern US history, said about the current POTUS.

  5. NeoDragonKnight on

    The fact this can blend right in with the other unhinged crap trump said during his speeches the past few days makes this hilarious.

    Trump threatens Iceland.
    Trump thinks American boats landed on Greenland 500 years ago.
    Trump thinks he is emperor of venzuala

  6. “I received the longest standing ovations you have ever seen, from a huge crowd, strong crowd with tears in their eyes, they said thank you and that I had won the 2020 election”

  7. Acceptable-Grade-116 on

    He’ll be really pissed off when someone finally explains to Don what “hegemony” means. 🙂

  8. Either-Safety2402 on

    It’s gross how a lot of people actually did stand up and clap when he entered the room.

  9. ImNotHandyImHandsome on

    I watched his speech. When they did ovate at the end, it looked like Trump motioned for everyone to stand up.

  10. Standard-Contest-949 on

    Wahaaa why doesn’t everyone like me! Wahaaa! Ok Tarrifs for you Tarrifs for you and maybe invade Iceland?