FBI director ‘wanted to watch Premier League instead of meeting MI5’

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/kash-patel-fbi-director-premier-league-mi5-b2906211.html

Posted by tylerthe-theatre

24 Comments

  1. Seems like all of the the POTUS’s ‘specially selected appointees’ seem to spend more time on social media or on a jolly abroad. And then you wonder how Epstein managed to get so much influence and money.

  2. JarJarBingChilling on

    lol at the comments here hand waving this away as being something normal. The difference between us and him is that we aren’t directors of the fucking FBI.

  3. I get the distinct impression he spends most of his time twiddling his thumbs, wondering what the fuck he is actually supposed to do.

  4. Catherine_S1234 on

    Probably the most incompetent FBI director ever

    He got the job because he wrote a children’s book about Trump being a king. He was never apart of FBI

    This is what will happen to us when Reform come to power

  5. I can’t think of many fanbases who would hate this cunt more than Liverpool, what a clown.

  6. Oofoofow_Official on

    What club does he support? If its a bad club then I say he’s an incompetent asshat. If its a good club its justified

  7. He looks like one of those cat clocks with the swinging tail and rolling eyes, that was given life by a child’s wish and now spends the rest of his life in mortal fear that someone will realise he’s not a human but a cat clock.

    With loads of cocaine.

  8. LogicalNecromancy on

    This the one that turned up not wearing a suit?

    (Where does he keep his cards? Has he even got any?)

  9. Tricky_Act9533 on

    Guys enjoying the perks of the job before he has to do an apology tour once he’s out of the job

  10. KP is probably the most incompetent person you can think of and even so he’s not the worst person in the Trump administration by a mile

  11. Low_Challenge_2827 on

    To James Milner, rest now brother we have the watch, and I’ll see you in Valhalla.

  12. urbanspaceman85 on

    Corrected headline:

    “FBI chose to watch something that is just as corrupt as him instead of doing his job”

  13. TheGrouchyGamerYT on

    Probably the most relatable thing the current US administration has done.

    A big step up from touching kiddies and murdering random women.

  14. ImpatientHoneyBadger on

    I have a feeling the Security Service preferred that he watched the Premier League rather than having to meet him too.

  15. To be fair to him I’m sure there are members of MI5 that would rather have been watching the football than meeting him

  16. IrefusetoturnVPNoff on

    Every photo of Kash Patel looks like it was taken 1.5 seconds after he realised he’s in the wrong room.