Trump Says He Bruised His Hand on a Table

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/23/us/politics/trump-hand-bruise-aspirin-table.html?unlocked_article_code=1.G1A.PkHM.bF2HCnrPFUxL

3 Comments

  1. TyrellCorpWorker on

    Very fine people are saying it’s from when they pump the blood of the children he rapes into him to keep him alive. Sounds incredible but that’s just what they say. Maybe it’s true, maybe not, not for me to judge. How can we ignore it.

  2. Like his ex wife got a black eye and a chunk of hair ripped out by falling on a doorknob?