I still can’t believe this dumbass country made this clown the president again.
iliveonramen on
He’s such a stupid fuck.
BirthrightOwner49 on
Yeah wasn’t he bragging about a weapon that makes people pass out…or something like that…shrug…
Onepackfatness on
It was beautiful, bigly beautiful and soo secret!
crisreed on
Trump is a huge shame for every usa citizen independently their ideologies
tazzymun on
Hahaha , so secret
djollied4444 on
It’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.
Tall-Introduction414 on
So.. an EMP gun?
Bobsothethird on
Blatant attempt to distract people from the execution of a VA ICU nurse
Several-Opposite-746 on
Did the army have a meeting and someone joked, just tell him we’re calling it the “discombobulator”.
ftgyhujikolp on
Was the secret weapon just bribing commanders? Because it seemed an awful lot like they gave him up without a fight.
You don’t fly helicopters into a country with 50,000 manpads and take 0 losses. Ask Russia.
ZucchiniYall on
Joke’s on him, it’s now on cooldown
Raspberries-Are-Evil on
Fucking moron
mulefish on
Correct me if I’m wrong, but reports of some kind of sonic weapon came out relatively quickly after the event?
loud-spider on
Someone at the CIA is sitting in a bar tonight getting drunk in utter disbelief and shaking their head.
AppleTree98 on
From the article-. You can’t make this up:
>The Republican president was commenting on reports that the U.S. had a pulsed energy weapon and said, “The Discombobulator. I’m not allowed to talk about it.”
>He said the weapon made Venezuelan equipment “not work.”
Agressive-toothbrush on
>“They never got their rockets off. They had Russian and Chinese rockets, and they never got one off,” Trump said in the interview. “We came in, they pressed buttons and nothing worked. They were all set for us.”
What American forces did was to send in a few F-35 which used their AN/ASQ-239 Elctronic Warfare suite to jam the Venezuelan radar systems, preventing them from targeting anything, when the defenders increased the power of their radars to try “see” through the jamming, it made their radar “light up” so bright that American Anti-Radiation missiles were able to spot and destroy all of them.
Without a radar to provide targeting, missiles are useless, hence why none of them were launched.
Yeah, it’s called paying off insiders to betray Maduro.
Dollar bills made the extraction much easier than it could have been.
yobboman on
According to some rumours there’s a device called a neuraliser, supposedly it wipes memories
Kiiaru on
Secret Weapon as in “We had the CIA infiltrate their army and turn off their Russian air radars”
Roxelchen on
It’s called turning off electricity. Technologia
cardinalb on
First rule of secret weapon club. Tell everyone you used a secret weapon, weapon is no longer a secret weapon.
divestblank on
Not a secret anymore. Nice job.
znyguy on
In order to activate the Discombobulator, you must first press the thing-a-ma-jig.
thefatpigeon on
Is he spilling military secrets again?
imtoowhiteandnerdy on
Well it was a secret weapon, until they told Trump about it.
imtoowhiteandnerdy on
*Very interestink. Please talk about zee weapon more.*
— Putin
grathontolarsdatarod on
Money.
The secret was money.
gilestowler on
The secret weapon was Barron Trump. Maduro was about to message his guards on his laptop but Barron closed the lid, bamboozling Maduro.
Awkward_Squad on
Don’t you love to hear all the secrets he gets told.
Mo_Jack on
So, in other words, Russia now has our weapon that used to be a secret before agent Krasnov was alerted to its existence.
ProfetF9 on
Secret weapon as in asked Putin where the off button is on the AA guns? Also what is happening with Maduro? is he still visiting?
Flapu7 on
Did he just straight up believed a fake story circling around about that cuban security guy talking about secret sound weapons?
Due_Respect9100 on
Ok Dr. Evil.
morts73 on
Not very secret if Count Von Blabbermouth tweets it to the world. Him and Pete leak more military secrets than if a KGB spy were planted in the White House.
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I still can’t believe this dumbass country made this clown the president again.
He’s such a stupid fuck.
Yeah wasn’t he bragging about a weapon that makes people pass out…or something like that…shrug…
It was beautiful, bigly beautiful and soo secret!
Trump is a huge shame for every usa citizen independently their ideologies
Hahaha , so secret
It’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.
So.. an EMP gun?
Blatant attempt to distract people from the execution of a VA ICU nurse
Did the army have a meeting and someone joked, just tell him we’re calling it the “discombobulator”.
Was the secret weapon just bribing commanders? Because it seemed an awful lot like they gave him up without a fight.
You don’t fly helicopters into a country with 50,000 manpads and take 0 losses. Ask Russia.
Joke’s on him, it’s now on cooldown
Fucking moron
Correct me if I’m wrong, but reports of some kind of sonic weapon came out relatively quickly after the event?
Someone at the CIA is sitting in a bar tonight getting drunk in utter disbelief and shaking their head.
From the article-. You can’t make this up:
>The Republican president was commenting on reports that the U.S. had a pulsed energy weapon and said, “The Discombobulator. I’m not allowed to talk about it.”
>He said the weapon made Venezuelan equipment “not work.”
>“They never got their rockets off. They had Russian and Chinese rockets, and they never got one off,” Trump said in the interview. “We came in, they pressed buttons and nothing worked. They were all set for us.”
What American forces did was to send in a few F-35 which used their AN/ASQ-239 Elctronic Warfare suite to jam the Venezuelan radar systems, preventing them from targeting anything, when the defenders increased the power of their radars to try “see” through the jamming, it made their radar “light up” so bright that American Anti-Radiation missiles were able to spot and destroy all of them.
Without a radar to provide targeting, missiles are useless, hence why none of them were launched.
None of that shit is secret…
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-radiation_missile](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-radiation_missile)
Yeah, it’s called paying off insiders to betray Maduro.
Dollar bills made the extraction much easier than it could have been.
According to some rumours there’s a device called a neuraliser, supposedly it wipes memories
Secret Weapon as in “We had the CIA infiltrate their army and turn off their Russian air radars”
It’s called turning off electricity. Technologia
First rule of secret weapon club. Tell everyone you used a secret weapon, weapon is no longer a secret weapon.
Not a secret anymore. Nice job.
In order to activate the Discombobulator, you must first press the thing-a-ma-jig.
Is he spilling military secrets again?
Well it was a secret weapon, until they told Trump about it.
*Very interestink. Please talk about zee weapon more.*
— Putin
Money.
The secret was money.
The secret weapon was Barron Trump. Maduro was about to message his guards on his laptop but Barron closed the lid, bamboozling Maduro.
Don’t you love to hear all the secrets he gets told.
So, in other words, Russia now has our weapon that used to be a secret before agent Krasnov was alerted to its existence.
Secret weapon as in asked Putin where the off button is on the AA guns? Also what is happening with Maduro? is he still visiting?
Did he just straight up believed a fake story circling around about that cuban security guy talking about secret sound weapons?
Ok Dr. Evil.
Not very secret if Count Von Blabbermouth tweets it to the world. Him and Pete leak more military secrets than if a KGB spy were planted in the White House.
Release the Epstein Files!