Oof

Posted by joystickfantastic

36 Comments

  1. Umm… To the women right??….. Or scenery?… Those poor hippos…. Those poor sexy hippos.

  2. RustyBrassInstrument on

    Damn. That will break you inside.

    Also shows how good his decision-making skills are.

  3. It all makes sense now… just like Trump, Musk and the rest of the kids who were idiots in HS, they have to try to make up for it later in life

  4. Strict-Square456 on

    Maybe gets turned on watching those male hippos shitting and swishing their tails to spread it around.
    All kidding aside: will this guy face any real accountability here?

  5. winkelschleifer on

    We all jacked off to NatGeo in those days. Just that 1) we didn’t do it in the school hallways and 2) didn’t get caught. /s

  6. Kinda explains why a lot of these shit for brains losers want to tear down the department of education so badly. Teachers and admin were probably the only people in their lives who were straight with them and they’re still holding grudges about being told that they reached their peak potential in middle school.

  7. At first the teacher just thought he was holding a mike and Ike in his tiny little hand.

  8. All these guys are SUCH losers. You have a bunch of middle aged to elderly men saying Steven Miller is a genius. Do you know how much of a loser you have to be to look at Steven Millers life and think it is impressive?

  9. EngagedInConvexation on

    >In 1981, Bovino’s father, Mike Bovino, killed a young woman after drunkenly crashing his truck head-on into her car in the hilly little resort town of Blowing Rock, N.C., near the Bovinos’ home.

    >Newspaper accounts described the victims’ car as “bowled over by the impact.” There were no skid marks. Bovino was uninjured.

    >Janie Mae Mitchell, 26, was killed, and her husband, Larry Dean Mitchell, 29, seriously injured in the wreck June 6, 1981. The couple, who lived an hour down the mountain, had gone out in search of doughnuts. Janie Mae was a seamstress who’d just sewn the gowns for her younger sister’s wedding the month before.

    >Her husband buried her near their home under a heart-shaped headstone engraved: “To my beloved wife.”

    [https://chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdogs/2025/12/12/gregory-bovino-border-patrol-deportation-elcentro-california-blowing-rock-boone-north-carolina-migrants-immigration](https://chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdogs/2025/12/12/gregory-bovino-border-patrol-deportation-elcentro-california-blowing-rock-boone-north-carolina-migrants-immigration)

  10. aotus_trivirgatus on

    And that’s the reason that Greg is losing his job today.

    Not because he’s the ringleader of the murder squad.

    Because he spanked it to National Geographic.

  11. Possible-Fudge-4756 on

    To be fair, as someone who also went to school in the 80s, those Nat Geo magazines were part of our introduction to the female figure.