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    Why does every MAGA chud look roughly like the alien from MIB?


    Why does every MAGA chud look roughly like the alien from MIB?

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    2. N4RQ on

      This is the guy being held back by all the illegal immigrants stealing his job which, by the looks of it, is unemployment.

    5. One_Disaster_5995 on

      He looks like the guy before the alien stripped his skin for a dress. Remember the kind of douche he was?

    6. boniestbaby on

      The real transformation is what happens when your entire personality is outrage. The face just follows.

    9. TjbMke on

      Because they’re all alcoholic step dads who drive pickup trucks. This is what those people look like.

    12. I_am_Zuul on

      Does anyone know what was sprayed on her at this point? I saw it happen yesterday and, while it didn’t appear to be anything that *acutely* affected her, there are a lot of things that don’t and can still be dangerous (misc. biohazards).

      Not trying to insinuate it’s something insane or conspiratorial, but this kind of shit has happened to other people around the world and then they died – just strange to me we don’t know more. Hopefully, it was something completely innocuous.

      Also, she’s got that *dawg* in her. She went right after that fucking guy, fists up – those are the kind of people you want in charge, because those are the ones that take charge.

    15. TCristatus on

      There’s a non-zero chance that the liquid in his syringe was something that he emitted that morning

    17. Dewey081 on

      Yurp,

      I think Bondi, Noem, and RFK Jr. are wearing skinsuits. Their faces and fit seem off to me. Miller, and that sniff-neck finance guy look as if they’ve have parasitic brain slugs. Rubio, has given up and welcomes the new alien overlords.

      Things are so crazy and bizarre, that I am not taking anything off the table. It’s like a shitty dream I can’t shake.

    19. copyrider on

      They don’t all look like that… but they definitely all seem to look like some trope. We should make a MAGA Guess Who game with all of the different tropes of MAGA.

    20. Panda331988 on

      I know how they’re going to spin this and I’m afraid to open up any news sub for the comments

    30. moak0 on

      Honestly such a weirdly great performance by Vincent D’Onofrio. I remember trying to sell my dad on the Daredevil show, and I mentioned D’Onofrio was in it. He asked who that was and I mentioned Men in Black, and he was like oh wow that guy is incredible. I hadn’t thought about it before then, but on further reflection he’s right. D’Onofrio brings it.

      Fuck that other guy though.

    31. WallishXP on

      Because they’ve always been here and have always beena problem. Children are born today that will grow up to look and act like this because we are perpetually stuck at a nation.

    32. Dewey_Decimatorr on

      The guy from MIB was literally a country hick who assaults his wife. He was the quintessential conservative

    45. DamnedIfIDiddely on

      It’s not every one of them, we just see more pictures of these people because they make public spectacles of themselves. Trust me, there are plenty of sane people who look like aliens stuffed into a human body. They just don’t get arrested for dumb shit.

    46. Diligent-Run6361 on

      It’s funny they’re so obsessed with race, but then when you look at them they’re hardly prime specimens themselves.

    48. Berserker76 on

      Now MAGA and the right wing media machine is claiming this was all staged.

      The brain rot and cultist mentality I fear is going to outlive Trump. We are collectively fucked because 30% of the electorate in this country are mindless, racists, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic assholes and there is no solution to address them.