I got my check, did you guys get yours?

Posted by Scorpini_83

37 Comments

  1. We really need to start leaning in to some John Wick lore and tell them The Table is calling the shots at this point.

  2. I reject the notion that anyone would have to be paid to not show interest in Melania.

    Honestly, I wish I never heard of her.

  3. Bet she doesn’t show for the inevitable Razzies Award… that Cankles McSmalldick will steal anyway…

  4. PatriotNews_dot_com on

    I was about to go see it because I’m suicidal and I just needed that extra final push but I just got my check in the mail so I cancelled my plans. Now I can feed my babies and keep hoping one day they’ll look like Stalin.

    Thank you G-Man! (he’ll get the reference, haha)

    xxxooo

  5. I always offer these MAGA clowns $500 if they can point me in the direction to start collecting this lib protester checks. Nobody has been able to yet.

  6. People are getting paid to not watch this garbage? I’m not doing it for free! I’m getting hustled!

  7. Yeah he gave me $3000, enough to quit my job permanently just like everyone did during Covid.

  8. it’s his money, he can do what he wants. if you’re outraged at this, you should also be outraged that Leon Muskrat was paying people to vote for Tump.

  9. Rough-Party257 on

    The only payment I got was a good nights sleep but I think that counts enough for me.

  10. I’d go see a movie that was anti-trump in a heartbeat. Something in the spirit of the old WW2 loony toons cartoons maybe?

    It would be a great activity to do hand in hand with frequent protests, a community event that drives viewership at the theaters. A lot of small towns still have theaters around here, and such an event might get small town people out and about talking about it. – unlikely that such a theater would show the show though.

  11. Trumpsabaldcuck on

     Variety said, “People would walk out on this movie if it were shown on an airplane.”

  12. My only fear is that this image will probably be reposted on Twitter as “true”, then then retweeted by Elmo himself.

  13. I got mine and then I also get a free ticket and 50$ to watch it this weekend! Playing the middle is profitable