Fair bit of seating available at Northlands tomorrow to watch Melania.

Posted by kjeems

33 Comments

  1. Actually surprised that it seems at least 2 tickets have been sold. They better be going ironically.

  2. I was reading an article earlier that they’ve only pre sold one ticket across all the Hoyts showings in Australia

  3. I think I’ll watch it at home to throw my glass at the tv… I’m due for an upgrade to oled anyway…

  4. Hehe. Stephen Colbert did a bit about this last night.

    Two major cinemas near the CBS studios in New York, both all with fully unclaimed seats for both opening sessions.

    I’m actually surprised this is being shown in cinemas at all here.

  5. I see they’re offering $50 to people who see it in Chicago. Wonder if that offer applies here. Not a bad hourly rate for a nap.

  6. Aggressive-Art-9899 on

    I guess that with the cost of living pressures, the evident climate change induced heatwaves that are occurring and the collapsing of the western empire that people just haven’t found the time for Melania yet.

  7. I feel sorry for the government official who had to watch it and give it a classification

  8. Silver-Chemistry2023 on

    I would not be surprised if the unavailable seats were either stolen or soiled, rather than sold tickets.

  9. Marty Supreme availability at Northland 3pm tomorrow

    https://preview.redd.it/k1jvgt8969gg1.jpeg?width=937&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e67f7358b84dd9050d9bebd7f85a14b3d086b2f

    Barely anybody books a day in advance for screenings at these times.

    Send Help at 5:15, The Housemaid at 3:00, Avatar at 3:15, Anaconda at 4:00 etc have also sold 0 tickets so far. Zootopia 2 at 5:15 has sold the most for screenings around that time – it’s sold 2 tickets.

    It will be a dogshit film and do poorly, but not selling 4pm tickets at Northland a day early isn’t an indicator of that.

  10. SemiColonInfection on

    Considering how many screens it’s on worldwide, and how shit the attendance has been everywhere, I reckon they will actually break some records here 💪🏾

  11. Best review I read recently was that ‘If this was shown on an airplane, people would still walk out’

  12. justpassingluke on

    Can’t wait to read the fascist-in-chief’s ranting about how the film is both (a) breaking all kinds of records and is the bigliest film of all time and (b) being cancelled by the radical woke left to make it bomb

  13. You know those seats are reserved by chronic masturbators,that are just after a quiet space with air conditioning