Can’t market to people – because people hate Musk – but he can still sell safely to businesses.
Successful-Ad-9634 on
And they are still making the Cybertruck?
bkkgnar on
would be cooler if they went out of business entirely
no_sight on
Makes sense. The S is a 14 year old design at this point. It also heavily overlaps with the Model 3. So premium trims of the Model 3 can accomplish what the Model S is.
Basically same concept for Models X/Y
Obligatory Musk Sucks.
Craneteam on
He says he’s stopping these to focus on his robots lol. And the stock went up
pencock on
100% going to make a Model SE and a new XY
Orion_2kTC on
They can just kill off the entire brand.
PatBenatari on
See them off with a big ole salute, right??
WloveW on
Soon to be replace with models F and U
GetsBetterAfterAFew on
How will we spell S3XY without the S and the X models?
savagebongo on
nobody cares, the CEO is a nazi.
KidRed on
He paid for the initial designs but has no team to design a new replacement. That’s why he’s milked them for so long.
Danominator on
Tesla stock is effectively a crypto currency waiting for Elon to do the rug pull
nothingaboutme on
Elon never stays in an industry which has actual competition.
justmots on
Don’t forget the truck too. Shit looks ass lmao.
NecroJoe on
Honestly, I think the Model S is still very, very pretty. As much as I hate many things about Tesla (and to be clear, I’m absolutely pro-EV), I have to admit that they hit the Model S design out of the park. And every other vehicle they make is, at best, “slightly oddly proportioned” (the Model 3…all of the rest are just flat out ugly.)
hihowubduin on
The most successful thing Elon has done is bankroll SpaceX into existence. I’ll never talk shit about the madlad engineers that sold their soul to actually create reusable rockets that can land on a floating pad in the ocean, dedicating years of long hard work to make it happen.
Starlink could’ve been another one, but given who runs it I can never trust it for use myself.
Dude thinks he’s Stark when he’s really Hammer.
SpiderSlitScrotums on
They probably just don’t want these models to be confused with the upcoming models SS and swastika.
N3M3S1S75 on
Now do the cyber truck
OldWrangler9033 on
Problem autonomy? Maybe solve the problem with boring cars and insane CEO.
mcs5280 on
Surely they will be able to sell their baby mechahitler robots to the people who refuse to buy their cars
cccxxxzzzddd on
So what’s going to happen with his grifting off Nashville people tunnel?
flat5 on
Fancy way of saying they are dying off.
Lyndon_Boner_Johnson on
Let’s make 2-door “autonomous” taxi cars instead. Because everyone knows that ample seating and accessibility are of no use when building a taxi vehicle.
But wait…
> [Musk said] “So if you’re interested in buying a Model S and X, now would be the time to order it.”
Or maybe he’s just trying to shore up some false threats of scarcity to try to pump up sales, and Tesla will quietly forget he ever said this and still continue making them.
SuperSecretAgentMan on
I guess they have to make room for the Model 14 and the Model 88
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Can’t market to people – because people hate Musk – but he can still sell safely to businesses.
And they are still making the Cybertruck?
would be cooler if they went out of business entirely
Makes sense. The S is a 14 year old design at this point. It also heavily overlaps with the Model 3. So premium trims of the Model 3 can accomplish what the Model S is.
Basically same concept for Models X/Y
Obligatory Musk Sucks.
He says he’s stopping these to focus on his robots lol. And the stock went up
100% going to make a Model SE and a new XY
They can just kill off the entire brand.
See them off with a big ole salute, right??
Soon to be replace with models F and U
How will we spell S3XY without the S and the X models?
nobody cares, the CEO is a nazi.
He paid for the initial designs but has no team to design a new replacement. That’s why he’s milked them for so long.
Tesla stock is effectively a crypto currency waiting for Elon to do the rug pull
Elon never stays in an industry which has actual competition.
Don’t forget the truck too. Shit looks ass lmao.
Honestly, I think the Model S is still very, very pretty. As much as I hate many things about Tesla (and to be clear, I’m absolutely pro-EV), I have to admit that they hit the Model S design out of the park. And every other vehicle they make is, at best, “slightly oddly proportioned” (the Model 3…all of the rest are just flat out ugly.)
The most successful thing Elon has done is bankroll SpaceX into existence. I’ll never talk shit about the madlad engineers that sold their soul to actually create reusable rockets that can land on a floating pad in the ocean, dedicating years of long hard work to make it happen.
Starlink could’ve been another one, but given who runs it I can never trust it for use myself.
Dude thinks he’s Stark when he’s really Hammer.
They probably just don’t want these models to be confused with the upcoming models SS and swastika.
Now do the cyber truck
Problem autonomy? Maybe solve the problem with boring cars and insane CEO.
Surely they will be able to sell their baby mechahitler robots to the people who refuse to buy their cars
So what’s going to happen with his grifting off Nashville people tunnel?
Fancy way of saying they are dying off.
Let’s make 2-door “autonomous” taxi cars instead. Because everyone knows that ample seating and accessibility are of no use when building a taxi vehicle.
But wait…
> [Musk said] “So if you’re interested in buying a Model S and X, now would be the time to order it.”
Or maybe he’s just trying to shore up some false threats of scarcity to try to pump up sales, and Tesla will quietly forget he ever said this and still continue making them.
I guess they have to make room for the Model 14 and the Model 88