Keir Starmer calls on Andrew to testify in US over Jeffrey Epstein links

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/jan/31/keir-starmer-andrew-mountbatten-windsor-testify-us-jeffrey-epstein-links

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26 Comments

  1. Agreeable_Falcon1044 on

    Excellent. I’m glad the authorities don’t offer two tier justice. I am sure if there’s clear evidence of me being involved in sex trafficking, I will be advised after many years to offer my side of the story if I liked…

  2. Successful-Ad-9634 on

    “When Jeffrey asked me to fly on the Lolita Express, the phone line was bad. I thought he wanted to go to Pizza Express.”

  3. Some one in another post suggested it might be first aid he was doing….

    You know in his bare feet…

    For the Royal First Aid Manual where Charles makes a splint out of drift wood…

    Where he’s touching a prone child’s midriff as he just gave her some Renee’s.

  4. Am I utterly naive hoping that Andrew will find the spine to publicly admit his depravity taking down the whole lot of pervs with him?

    At the end of the day he has been thrown under the bus for the sake of distraction…he owes them nothing at this point (unless there’s more dark crap we cannot even fathom)

  5. Fuck….imagine just for a second if Andrew did turn himself over to the feds and tell them everything.

    Never gonna happen but if it did…

  6. Lopsided_Aeroplane-2 on

    He’ll get immunity.

    But if it went that far it would be hidden testimony, long distance, fully protected.

  7. Emergency-Nebula5005 on

    I’m beginning to warm to Starmer. 
    Maybe if he frames it as a chance for the Prince of Nonces to “redeem” himself slightly. And take a few of the other nonces down with him. 

  8. According_Judge781 on

    Breaking news: The formerly known as Prince Andrew has been gifted a gold card visa by Trump.

  9. I’m no apologist for Andrew Mounbatten-Windsor whose reputation is in absolute tatters and rightly so, but if I was in his shoes, I might suggest to Starmer that I would only testify if the Americans give us Ann Sakoulis, the killer of Harry Dunn, who ran away to the US on her diplomatic visa to escape the repercussions. I’d be happy to trade him for her.

  10. The man got himself in a right tangle during a pre-arranged (by him) press interview… We can only imagine how much he’ll crumble in an actual courtroom.

  11. spaceshipcommander on

    Why do we now call him “Andrew” as though he’s just some random bloke. We should insist he retains the title “Prince Andrew” to show that they knew all about his dealings and actively covered them up.

  12. Efficient_Sky5173 on

    It’s a circus, plain and simple.
    Andrew probably hasn’t watched the news in ages. Why would he, when there are margaritas to drink on a sunny beach and consequences that never quite arrive?

  13. In the US!? He might not be sent back. If he is to go to jail, I want it to be a British jail. Costing us our British taxpayer pounds.

    *Handler enters from side*

    “He is just worked up. If we just put him in a quiet corner, he should reset in an hour or two.”

  14. lol

    He can’t even show any kind of grit when actual world leaders are threatening him.

    Let’s just accept that Sir Max Headroom is as threatening as a cocker spaniel. Unless you post something offensive on social media, in which case, enjoy your seven years of prison time…

  15. The Royals were privy to this information ages ago, that’s why they dethroned ( or whatever it’s fucking called ) him. There’s a load of high ranking people that need to be locked up for this shit!

  16. I am not defending qedo Andrew..but why are the US so adamant on arresting him when they won’t go after their own first? Is it some kind of Epstien case apeasmemt for the public..like look we arrested 1 person is your blood lust satisfied, or is it more about the US flexing.how about the US hands over the evidence to the UK so we can judge gor yourself, or do you have something to hide??