15 Comments

  1. I, for one, would prefer a president, not shit his pants on live tv, but hey, I’m considered abnormal.

  2. Successful_Bug6334 on

    There is a new fundraising campaign underway: diapersfordonnie2026. This is a matter of the up most importance to the nation. We do not want a repeat of that public travesty.

    People were so caught up with whether the Melania documentary was going to be a flop that they failed to notice when POTUS needed to drop a plop…they should have taken him out for a PRESIDENTIAL POTTY break, a nap and some candy. Imagine how much better the world would be if only….

    It is not nice to tease the president. The taunts of dirtydiaperdonny are not well received in the White House. Perhaps they will auction off that chair for charity…is Trump, Inc still running its charity…I could see several of his Cabinet being extremely interested in bidding

  3. Flat-Emergency4891 on

    I’d never want to miss out on Trump shitting himself. However, I couldn’t really catch any indication that he did. But I so want it to be true.

  4. #And if you think THAT’S bad, just wait until you hear about how many little kids he raped…

  5. He could shit his pants to the point that he levitates off the ground, and MAGA would still line up to give him money to be the ones that clean him.

  6. His supporters will now wear diapers at his rally, in support, like they started wearing the gauze on the ear after his staged Butler, PA event.

  7. AdolfsLonelyScrotum on

    He shat himself audibly in the 2024 Biden debate.
    His mic was on and it picked up his blerter call, clear as day.

  8. Enchanted_Culture on

    Why is he having bowel problems? Could it be true he was impaled by one of his victims?