Map showing Kaufman’s proposed dismemberment of Germany and Austria from his book “Germany Must Perish!”. It also advocated for mass sterilization of all German with goal to eradicate German ethnicity by the end of 20th century to achieve world peace.
This is probably unhinged post-war proposal by far.
What about the Swissgermans? Would they also have gotten steriliazation?
mememan___ on
Why limit to the germans? Sterilize everyone and eventually there will be no more wars. (At least among humans)
der_chrischn on
A Kaufman(n) can very quickly be included when the mass sterilization of all Germans begins.
Joltie on
Kaufman is literally (in the correct sense of the word) what any random redditor could be.
Like this guy, we’ve seen in these last few years a countless number of people making suggestions on how Russia should be divided in the post-war.
Both have equal usefulness.
SuperPotatoGuy373 on
>Nazi Propaganda Minister Goebbels read the book in early August and immediately grasped its value, writing in his diary: “This Jew did a real service for the enemy [German] side. Had he written this book for us, he could not have made it any better.” Under Goebbels’ direction, *Germany Must Perish!* continued to receive significant media attention in Germany. Portions of the book were read on national radio, and Goebbels ordered the printing of five million copies of a pamphlet that summarized Kaufman’s ideas.
[___](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_N._Kaufman)
Sealedwolf on
Did he propose to give a part of the Netherlands to Belgium?
I can’t imagine a situation where this particular solution improves anything.
Resident_Nose_2467 on
This is Shingekievels
nomamesgueyz on
The guy was pissed at Germans
Firestorm0x0 on
So I’m Czech then.
madogvelkor on
Allow me to introduce my 1 point plan for lasting peace.
1. Sterilize everyone.
sbrockLee on
Do you want World War III? Because that’s how you get World War III.
The_sturm on
Attack on titan vibes
Guac_On on
Slovakia is really funny to me. Like, instead of uniting it back with the Czechs, partition it between the Hungarians and Poles???
Local_Fly_7359 on
Do you want more war in 20 years? Because this is how you get more war in 20 years.
ThengarMadalano on
Since Holland and Czechia would be German majority states I don’t think this would have the desired effects
Happy-Let-8808 on
I have decided to give The Potsdam Agreement, which was the mass ethnic cleansing of Germans after WWII, a cool poetic name. I’m calling it “Der Horror.”
theorion91 on
In 1965 Poland and Holland would merge into Hopoland.
Oryol_7 on
Average HOI4 peace deal:
Environmental_Log264 on
Make Leipzig Czech again
LordyeettheThird on
The Dutch would be unstoppable
France_Ball_Mapper on
What the shitting fuck
tuner952 on
Of course his name is “Kaufman”
tb_xtreme on
Jewish, btw, not that it’s relevant
Buttfranklin2000 on
>eradicate German ethnicity by the end of 20th century to achieve world peace.
Damn imagine, I wouldn’t have to go to work or pay taxes. Well, a man can dream.
Sincerely,
Hans
RoteSackratte on
“How to establish lasting peace: Step one genocide”.
Meth_Mouse on
The nazis had great propaganda skills, but what came after is unmatched.
The propaganda is so neat that people think that the words victim, jew, and sionist are synonyms.
Rakete1971 on
Muahahahaha
DerBusundBahnBi on
Apparently this guy also proposed mass sterilisation of the American population so their children wouldn’t have to fight in foreign wars, and then proposed much more moderate measures to deal with Germany in 1942. Therefore, I have to ask, did this guy just really have a sterilisation kink between 1939 and 1941?
ParaEwie on
This guy was so insane that pretty much literally everyone else in the west; Jews, Americans, British and Soviets, everyone, all saw him as a terrible person. He had a “Federation for peace” that was literally likely only himself, and his solution to everything was just sterilizing. The nazi’s claimed him to be an ally of Roosevelt and Rosenman, but this was obviously false. At least he stuck with his own ideals; he died without children.
Lokomotivfahrer1999 on
I pray to the heavens above that Weimar still lands on the Czech side of the border. I certainly wouldn’t want to be on the Erfurt-side in this timeline!
Forgiz on
I assume Kaufman was Jewish?
LaurestineHUN on
Kaufman got into the strategic reserve of Pervitin?
Zestyclose-Day467 on
Ironic, coming from a guy with the last name “Kaufman”.
Medium-Guava-6487 on
Who is Kaufmann? Never heard of him. And I’m German.
anxiousvater on
The map is in such a way that France has become Italy 🤨.
wildcat1_1 on
I have issue with this, why are the Netherlands getting more than Belgium?
_ak on
The reason Kaufman didn’t know where to put Slovakia showed how little he knew about either countries, the cultural proximity of Czechs and Slovakians, or the interwar period status.
As for the proposal itself, if Czechia had included Bavaria, it would have been the perfect Lagerland: Czechia, Bavaria and Austria all united in their fondness for lager beer.
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I agree. It’s the most unhinged I’ve seen.
“these people are horrible: they tried to wipe out an entire race! We should wipe out their entire race”
Germanness would continue in Holland and Switzerland though
I like that they gave a ton to Netherlands but Denmark got nothing.
No punishment for Italy? Heck they are even allowed to keep their WW1 gains like Trieste which they lost in rl
Also Hungary is allowed to keep some of its WW2 gains lol
Other european nations pretending that tens of millions of victim of colonialism are not a thing.
So they took Slovakia away from Czechia and then thought “who we gonna give this too?”
Yeah this fucker seems insane.
Cant post image so go read the first three paragraphes of [his wiki ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_N._Kaufman)instead.
What about the Swissgermans? Would they also have gotten steriliazation?
Why limit to the germans? Sterilize everyone and eventually there will be no more wars. (At least among humans)
A Kaufman(n) can very quickly be included when the mass sterilization of all Germans begins.
Kaufman is literally (in the correct sense of the word) what any random redditor could be.
Like this guy, we’ve seen in these last few years a countless number of people making suggestions on how Russia should be divided in the post-war.
Both have equal usefulness.
>Nazi Propaganda Minister Goebbels read the book in early August and immediately grasped its value, writing in his diary: “This Jew did a real service for the enemy [German] side. Had he written this book for us, he could not have made it any better.” Under Goebbels’ direction, *Germany Must Perish!* continued to receive significant media attention in Germany. Portions of the book were read on national radio, and Goebbels ordered the printing of five million copies of a pamphlet that summarized Kaufman’s ideas.
[___](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_N._Kaufman)
Did he propose to give a part of the Netherlands to Belgium?
I can’t imagine a situation where this particular solution improves anything.
This is Shingekievels
The guy was pissed at Germans
So I’m Czech then.
Allow me to introduce my 1 point plan for lasting peace.
1. Sterilize everyone.
Do you want World War III? Because that’s how you get World War III.
Attack on titan vibes
Slovakia is really funny to me. Like, instead of uniting it back with the Czechs, partition it between the Hungarians and Poles???
Do you want more war in 20 years? Because this is how you get more war in 20 years.
Since Holland and Czechia would be German majority states I don’t think this would have the desired effects
I have decided to give The Potsdam Agreement, which was the mass ethnic cleansing of Germans after WWII, a cool poetic name. I’m calling it “Der Horror.”
In 1965 Poland and Holland would merge into Hopoland.
Average HOI4 peace deal:
Make Leipzig Czech again
The Dutch would be unstoppable
What the shitting fuck
Of course his name is “Kaufman”
Jewish, btw, not that it’s relevant
>eradicate German ethnicity by the end of 20th century to achieve world peace.
Damn imagine, I wouldn’t have to go to work or pay taxes. Well, a man can dream.
Sincerely,
Hans
“How to establish lasting peace: Step one genocide”.
The nazis had great propaganda skills, but what came after is unmatched.
The propaganda is so neat that people think that the words victim, jew, and sionist are synonyms.
Muahahahaha
Apparently this guy also proposed mass sterilisation of the American population so their children wouldn’t have to fight in foreign wars, and then proposed much more moderate measures to deal with Germany in 1942. Therefore, I have to ask, did this guy just really have a sterilisation kink between 1939 and 1941?
This guy was so insane that pretty much literally everyone else in the west; Jews, Americans, British and Soviets, everyone, all saw him as a terrible person. He had a “Federation for peace” that was literally likely only himself, and his solution to everything was just sterilizing. The nazi’s claimed him to be an ally of Roosevelt and Rosenman, but this was obviously false. At least he stuck with his own ideals; he died without children.
I pray to the heavens above that Weimar still lands on the Czech side of the border. I certainly wouldn’t want to be on the Erfurt-side in this timeline!
I assume Kaufman was Jewish?
Kaufman got into the strategic reserve of Pervitin?
Ironic, coming from a guy with the last name “Kaufman”.
Who is Kaufmann? Never heard of him. And I’m German.
The map is in such a way that France has become Italy 🤨.
I have issue with this, why are the Netherlands getting more than Belgium?
The reason Kaufman didn’t know where to put Slovakia showed how little he knew about either countries, the cultural proximity of Czechs and Slovakians, or the interwar period status.
As for the proposal itself, if Czechia had included Bavaria, it would have been the perfect Lagerland: Czechia, Bavaria and Austria all united in their fondness for lager beer.