Someone tell Charlie Brooker to get back to writing Black Mirror episodes instead of headlines.
saraknow on
So, the conspiracy theorists were right all along? 😂 On a serious note, using biological carriers for long-range surveillance is terrifyingly ingenious. The battery life issue is solved by nature itself
NyriasNeo on
“”bio-drones,” live birds that have had neural interfaces implanted”
The six million dollar pigeon? Someone watched the latest season of Fallout.
glittereagles on
This is just really so sad. And sick.
djflamingo on
No way this is real, its just propaganda to make ukrainians scared of birds.
old_examiner on
we can’t even train two swallows to carry a coconut using a strand of creeper, i mean come on
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So the birds aren’t real crowd weren’t wrong, they just weren’t right at the time.
The Enemy has many spies in his service; birds and beasts.
…cyborg pigeon drones.
A phrase that should not exist. They are making snowballs in Hell.
I wounder if it works as well as the time they tried to use dogs to take out tanks during WWII.
Bird psy op.
Military misuse? Is there a case where a pigeon drone is used properly?
“Concern over military misuse”? More like “certainty”
We all know they’ve been government drones this entire time!
A bit of an enhancement to weaponized use of Canada Goose fall migration patterns.
”Russian cyborg pigeon” are three words that I did not expect to read today…
These would be easily neutralized with jamming.
Fiber optic cyborg pigeon drones on the other hand would be scary af. The fiber optic cable would deploy out of the birds…. hole.
Has anyone asked the birds what they think of this??
“Birds aren’t real…”. Did you know that during the height of the Cold War, the CIA built a robot fish?
https://www.cia.gov/legacy/museum/artifact/robot-fish-charlie/
I’m sure it looks crazy realistic /s
Someone tell Charlie Brooker to get back to writing Black Mirror episodes instead of headlines.
So, the conspiracy theorists were right all along? 😂 On a serious note, using biological carriers for long-range surveillance is terrifyingly ingenious. The battery life issue is solved by nature itself
“”bio-drones,” live birds that have had neural interfaces implanted”
The six million dollar pigeon? Someone watched the latest season of Fallout.
This is just really so sad. And sick.
No way this is real, its just propaganda to make ukrainians scared of birds.
we can’t even train two swallows to carry a coconut using a strand of creeper, i mean come on
This article has pictures of the birds. They wear the camera around their neck, have a solar panel backpack, and a wire going into their head.
https://united24media.com/latest-news/russia-launches-first-brain-chipped-bird-drones-for-surveillance-over-cities-13769
I doubt its real. There’s no way doing micro brain surgery is more cost effective than drones you can buy in walmart.
This reminds me of explosive-stuffed ostriches…
Didn’t have “No really, birds aren’t real.” on my 2026 bingo card but here we are.
I HIGHLY doubt Russia could pull this off unless the pigeon is like 7 feet tall, made out of wood and falling apart.
What the actual holy Mary mother of muffins is this reality?