Usha Vance @ SOTU.



Posted by Envoyager

28 Comments

  1. MobileInfantry on

    Looking for exits if it goes tits up. She can bolt in the confusion and escape the nightmare

  2. Improvedandconfused on

    Perhaps she can smell Trump’s infamous aroma, and is searching for a window to get some fresh air.

  3. restore_democracy on

    She’s like Captain Von Trapp singing Edelweiss. When you’re in a room full of Nazis, you’d better know where the exit is.

  4. “Is everyone else still clapping? Okay, I’ll keep going. Christ, it’s exhausting keeping a fake smile on my face this long.”

  5. Prudent_Valuable603 on

    She dyed her hair for the occasion. I think someone must have pressured her to do this. She still looks unhappy.

  6. So demurely well dressed, so pleasant, smiling almost ceaselessly and applauding with such self-effacing dignity — I can hear millions of Republicans calling her “a credit to her race.”

  7. “You’re probably wondering how I got here. Well, I hitched my wagon to what I thought was going to be a wealthy lawyer but instead he ended up in the most useless job in Washington – Vice President. Now not only do I have to pretend to enjoy all this, he spends all day on the couch in his underwear arguing with people on Twitter”