Hey remember when Reddit fawned over those cutesy Boston dynamic videos for years and years?
liquid_at on
ok. 300k is a steep price, but what is the hourly rate of the technician that comes to fix it?
Higher or lower than the vet?
There still might be some potential to save money here.
TwoLegitShiznit on
Fuck the data center, I’m stealing the dog
Cultural-War2102 on
This is how it starts. Then they’ll upgrade to more deadly robots then the robots will protect the pedos
tO2bit on
I don’t understand what these dogs do that can’t be done with lots of cheap surveillance cameras. Sounds to me like they are just a walking camera platform.
Mattyi on
Brought to you by Ng Security Industries
mrwrrrmwrmrmrmrw on
Do they have needles that give lethal injections like the Mechanical Hound in Fahrenheit 451?
janas19 on
It would be a shame if someone used the tech billionaires drones to cause damage to the tech billionaires data centers. A real tragedy and massive loss for humankind that would be
itwillmakesenselater on
Next headline: Portable EMP device sales surge.
Friggin_Grease on
Better bring robot steaks to keep em distracted.
128G on
A 16oz bottle of molasses priced at $6.99 could probably defeat a robot dog priced at $300,000.
BioEradication on
America isn’t beating the techno-dystopia allegations.
Old_Channel44 on
Jokes on them. We don’t want their data center
unlimited_miscreant on
Makes me think of the Mechanical Hound from Fahrenheit 451. I read that book as a kid and the Hound creeped me out.
yaboonabi on
Time to plug my Youtube channel, “1,000 ways to disable a robot dog.”
stronkulance on
No one fucking asked for any of this.
IQBoosterShot on
“You stay down by day, but at night, you can move around. The H-K’s use infrared so you still have to watch out. But they’re not too bright. John taught us ways to dust them. That’s when the infiltrators started to appear. The Terminators were the newest and the worst…”
kaishinoske1 on
Can I pet dat dawg?
WorldlyCatch822 on
Sounds like they are expensive to replace…
cajunjoel on
How long before someone hacks them, you think?
Alterris on
A mixture of dish soap, sand & motor oil will fuck these up pretty bad btw
tevolosteve on
Time for me to invest in my giant Acme magnet company
geddy on
Even guard dogs aren’t safe from their jobs being taken over by AI.
kemp77pmek on
The title lies.
Nowhere in this article does it actually state that robot dogs are actually being deployed to data centers. The closest it gets is “there has been an uptick in interest.”
My son has an interest in genetically engineering Pokémon into existence. “Interest” does not mean reality.
Besides, WTH would a robot dog do for a data center that already has cameras and intrusion sensors all around it?
ApartRegister6851 on
We made it easier to assault data centers by employing robot dogs that attackers will feel no guilt in destroying.
Weary_Tonight_5873 on
Why not just buy and train dogs lol. Would be a hell of a lot cheaper. 😂😂
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now the robots come even for bellos job
Black Mirror becoming reality
they dont shoot back yet
Data more precious than life.
Hey remember when Reddit fawned over those cutesy Boston dynamic videos for years and years?
ok. 300k is a steep price, but what is the hourly rate of the technician that comes to fix it?
Higher or lower than the vet?
There still might be some potential to save money here.
Fuck the data center, I’m stealing the dog
This is how it starts. Then they’ll upgrade to more deadly robots then the robots will protect the pedos
I don’t understand what these dogs do that can’t be done with lots of cheap surveillance cameras. Sounds to me like they are just a walking camera platform.
Brought to you by Ng Security Industries
Do they have needles that give lethal injections like the Mechanical Hound in Fahrenheit 451?
It would be a shame if someone used the tech billionaires drones to cause damage to the tech billionaires data centers. A real tragedy and massive loss for humankind that would be
Next headline: Portable EMP device sales surge.
Better bring robot steaks to keep em distracted.
A 16oz bottle of molasses priced at $6.99 could probably defeat a robot dog priced at $300,000.
America isn’t beating the techno-dystopia allegations.
Jokes on them. We don’t want their data center
Makes me think of the Mechanical Hound from Fahrenheit 451. I read that book as a kid and the Hound creeped me out.
Time to plug my Youtube channel, “1,000 ways to disable a robot dog.”
No one fucking asked for any of this.
“You stay down by day, but at night, you can move around. The H-K’s use infrared so you still have to watch out. But they’re not too bright. John taught us ways to dust them. That’s when the infiltrators started to appear. The Terminators were the newest and the worst…”
Can I pet dat dawg?
Sounds like they are expensive to replace…
How long before someone hacks them, you think?
A mixture of dish soap, sand & motor oil will fuck these up pretty bad btw
Time for me to invest in my giant Acme magnet company
Even guard dogs aren’t safe from their jobs being taken over by AI.
The title lies.
Nowhere in this article does it actually state that robot dogs are actually being deployed to data centers. The closest it gets is “there has been an uptick in interest.”
My son has an interest in genetically engineering Pokémon into existence. “Interest” does not mean reality.
Besides, WTH would a robot dog do for a data center that already has cameras and intrusion sensors all around it?
We made it easier to assault data centers by employing robot dogs that attackers will feel no guilt in destroying.
Why not just buy and train dogs lol. Would be a hell of a lot cheaper. 😂😂