But the war was over, everyone is dead but the conversations are progressing.
FenixOfNafo on
Those 2500 Marines on the way to Middle East is giving that truck moving towards a pillar gif vibes (they are still on the way after nearly two weeks of saying they are on the way)
How deep do I have to dig in my backyard for oil so I can be self sufficient from rising oil prices?
Assuming it’s more than 10ft but that shouldn’t take more than a day
Over-Giraffe9905 on
Of course they are. Jesus Christ what a ever growing and totally preventable shit show. He’s pushing the world into a recession for no reason at all.
Sneaky-er on
What are the military objectives?
Feisty_Ground7684 on
Trump told us yesterday that negation talks were going “perfectly”, dear leader wouldn’t lie to us
triaxis7 on
Why would they do this with a war they’ve already won?
of_no_real_opinion on
Alright guys, turn the boat around, and turn it around, and turn it around
Ble_h on
Tacos brain is fucking mush. He lies cause he can’t remember what was told to him 10 min ago and just makes shit up, that’s why the message is all over the place.
Ok-Boot-8106 on
Wait I thought iran was completely dismantled
JohnLockeJaw on
***How is this not a fucking war?!?!***
Middle_Scratch4129 on
Didnt we win already?
Accomplished_Pea6334 on
“Kamala is going to send your children to war”
Ha! Not only did he lie, he sent your children to war for Israel.
ElSmasho420 on
Psyched for Vietnam 4.0
2holesinbutt666 on
I really cant believe that a person like Donald Trump has the power like this. Holy fk
Ok_Frame2250 on
This is insane.
IngloriousMustards on
”…and if you don’t stop talking about the epstein files, it’ll be tens of thousands! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! DJT!”
CannibalYak on
I made a blanket of my DD214, just so I can wrap myself in the warmth of knowing I don’t have to deal with this bullshit
Samusen on
Don’t worry guys peace is on the way.
punishhhher on
Have they named an objective for this war yet?
coffee_ape on
A family friend fresh out of high school just finished his marine boot camp a few months ago. My family voted for this man, and now the family friend they helped raised is now being sent to the Middle East.
All for what? So that he can help his mom get her citizenship? One of the main tactics used by the recruiters “you can fix your mom’s citizenship, help her get her green card if you enlist.”
Ranger_242 on
For those of you at home, I propose the nifty new Pete Hegseth Drinking Game: every time this administration changes an objective, claims a victory, insists Iran is negotiating, or threatens a bombing run, take a shot of your favorite bourbon.
If you stick with it, one day you too can become SecDef of the US.
DiscipleofQud on
Why doesn’t Israel send their army? They’re the ones behind this war after all.
forelef800 on
America is destroying the world
holmberg18 on
*”Begun, the Epstein Wars have”*
rdldr1 on
Alright Trump supporters, go ahead and sign up for this fight.
flaviusUrsus on
I wonder how the US citizens opinion will go when it’s videos of their kids getting blown up by suicide drones instead of Ukrainians and Russians all over social medias…
Fucking stupid
zeekayz on
Dying for Epstein to own the libs
porcupinedeath on
Dying for oil and Epstiens, glad I was smart enough to grow out of my “I wanna be an army man” phase
Ezpz_commentz on
At this point I’m quite convinced the Trump regime is doubling down on a long war as justification for suppression at home.
They thought regime change would be quick and easy and therefore actually be quite popular at home.
Like their advisers said it really really isn’t, so now they either pull out humbled and defeated and get fucked by a Democratic Congress or they keep at it and try to suppress the vote in the name of national security.
According_Smoke1385 on
It’s an illegal order in an illegal war.
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES !!!
dormilonsita on
Brazil and South Korea arrest their corrupt presidents. In the US we not only let him win again but stand by as the rest of the government does NOTHING to stop this. We should all be boycotting the companies owned by the millionaires donating to elected officials’ campaigns. That’s the only way the joke of a govt that we have may consider moving a finger.
john_the_quain on
Letting sons and daughters die to help cover up what he did to other people’s sons and daughters.
AJfriedRICE on
Advice for any current service members – go smoke some weed. Right now. Before your next drug test.
FiscalCliffClavin on
Those Epstein Files don’t hide themselves. Sometimes you need and army.
Hat_Maverick on
If you give a crap go ~~beat up~~ strongly encourage your congress person to actually do something. I’m talking to you people in red states. If you aren’t ok with this do something about it. It’s your representatives letting trump do this.
m3g4m4nnn on
Off to die in the Pedophile Wars. Horrible.
Stodo on
More sacrifices for israel!
Vegetable-King7626 on
Sure seems like a lot of troops for something thats “not a war” because if it was he’d have to get congressional approval… which this dumb bitch doesnt have
IMPEACH TRUMP!
runtothesun on
We will seriously never forgive you gullible maga morons. “Told you so” doesn’t even feel good. You should all be deported.
You got tricked by Donald fucking Trump. How thick and ignorant can you be. You wanted him to have the keys and now SURPRISE – he lied!
Who could have see this coming. Everyone except you ostriches – heads 2 feet in the ground
senduntothemonlyyou on
Imagine dying for a pedophile rapist.
Wayelder on
all to avoid **one man** going to jail? How many lives?
America, are you so stupid? Are you that easily fooled?
VegasGamer75 on
Brace yourselves for more Twitter/Facebook “military moms” begging Jesus to protect their babies while they vote for the guy who couldn’t give a rat’s ass about their babies.
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I think this explains the dip in the stock market
But the war was over, everyone is dead but the conversations are progressing.
Those 2500 Marines on the way to Middle East is giving that truck moving towards a pillar gif vibes (they are still on the way after nearly two weeks of saying they are on the way)
This report seems to be based off this Wall Street Journal article: https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/iran-war-us-israel-news-updates-2026/card/pentagon-to-order-3-000-82nd-airborne-soldiers-to-middle-east-3H7VxKvxkaorsOLcRt5g
Iraq 3.0
Trump is such a fucking moron.
How deep do I have to dig in my backyard for oil so I can be self sufficient from rising oil prices?
Assuming it’s more than 10ft but that shouldn’t take more than a day
Of course they are. Jesus Christ what a ever growing and totally preventable shit show. He’s pushing the world into a recession for no reason at all.
What are the military objectives?
Trump told us yesterday that negation talks were going “perfectly”, dear leader wouldn’t lie to us
Why would they do this with a war they’ve already won?
Alright guys, turn the boat around, and turn it around, and turn it around
Tacos brain is fucking mush. He lies cause he can’t remember what was told to him 10 min ago and just makes shit up, that’s why the message is all over the place.
Wait I thought iran was completely dismantled
***How is this not a fucking war?!?!***
Didnt we win already?
“Kamala is going to send your children to war”
Ha! Not only did he lie, he sent your children to war for Israel.
Psyched for Vietnam 4.0
I really cant believe that a person like Donald Trump has the power like this. Holy fk
This is insane.
”…and if you don’t stop talking about the epstein files, it’ll be tens of thousands! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! DJT!”
I made a blanket of my DD214, just so I can wrap myself in the warmth of knowing I don’t have to deal with this bullshit
Don’t worry guys peace is on the way.
Have they named an objective for this war yet?
A family friend fresh out of high school just finished his marine boot camp a few months ago. My family voted for this man, and now the family friend they helped raised is now being sent to the Middle East.
All for what? So that he can help his mom get her citizenship? One of the main tactics used by the recruiters “you can fix your mom’s citizenship, help her get her green card if you enlist.”
For those of you at home, I propose the nifty new Pete Hegseth Drinking Game: every time this administration changes an objective, claims a victory, insists Iran is negotiating, or threatens a bombing run, take a shot of your favorite bourbon.
If you stick with it, one day you too can become SecDef of the US.
Why doesn’t Israel send their army? They’re the ones behind this war after all.
America is destroying the world
*”Begun, the Epstein Wars have”*
Alright Trump supporters, go ahead and sign up for this fight.
I wonder how the US citizens opinion will go when it’s videos of their kids getting blown up by suicide drones instead of Ukrainians and Russians all over social medias…
Fucking stupid
Dying for Epstein to own the libs
Dying for oil and Epstiens, glad I was smart enough to grow out of my “I wanna be an army man” phase
At this point I’m quite convinced the Trump regime is doubling down on a long war as justification for suppression at home.
They thought regime change would be quick and easy and therefore actually be quite popular at home.
Like their advisers said it really really isn’t, so now they either pull out humbled and defeated and get fucked by a Democratic Congress or they keep at it and try to suppress the vote in the name of national security.
It’s an illegal order in an illegal war.
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES !!!
Brazil and South Korea arrest their corrupt presidents. In the US we not only let him win again but stand by as the rest of the government does NOTHING to stop this. We should all be boycotting the companies owned by the millionaires donating to elected officials’ campaigns. That’s the only way the joke of a govt that we have may consider moving a finger.
Letting sons and daughters die to help cover up what he did to other people’s sons and daughters.
Advice for any current service members – go smoke some weed. Right now. Before your next drug test.
Those Epstein Files don’t hide themselves. Sometimes you need and army.
If you give a crap go ~~beat up~~ strongly encourage your congress person to actually do something. I’m talking to you people in red states. If you aren’t ok with this do something about it. It’s your representatives letting trump do this.
Off to die in the Pedophile Wars. Horrible.
More sacrifices for israel!
Sure seems like a lot of troops for something thats “not a war” because if it was he’d have to get congressional approval… which this dumb bitch doesnt have
IMPEACH TRUMP!
We will seriously never forgive you gullible maga morons. “Told you so” doesn’t even feel good. You should all be deported.
You got tricked by Donald fucking Trump. How thick and ignorant can you be. You wanted him to have the keys and now SURPRISE – he lied!
Who could have see this coming. Everyone except you ostriches – heads 2 feet in the ground
Imagine dying for a pedophile rapist.
all to avoid **one man** going to jail? How many lives?
America, are you so stupid? Are you that easily fooled?
Brace yourselves for more Twitter/Facebook “military moms” begging Jesus to protect their babies while they vote for the guy who couldn’t give a rat’s ass about their babies.