Andrew warned ‘he could end up sleeping in caravan’ after provoking King Charles’s ‘anger’

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/2188028/Andrew-Mountbatten-Windsor-warned-caravan-king-charles

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27 Comments

  1. Shot_Net3794 on

    He’ll end up in a 5 bed country estate in Wiltshire, which to him probably feels nearly as bed

  2. There’s a perfectly appropriate and well-funded room for him to stay at His Majesty’s leisure if we let the prosecutions play out.

  3. Bitter_Assignment_73 on

    “no offence to people who live in caravans” – Charles probably

    Lol that that is like the worst fate he could imagine.

  4. Bullshit, he’ll get a nicer house than any of us and still have servants because he probably can’t boil water

  5. This isn’t really a threat is it… you’ve provoked my anger so will now have to pay for your own accommodation. I don’t pay anyone’s rent other than my own

  6. MapDiscombobulated1 on

    Sir Alan of Partridge step forward, your time as a Privy Consellor is nigh………

  7. TheAmazingSealo on

    They could put him in a see through box suspended above the Thames like David Blaine

  8. Whoa whoa whoa, don’t let him in a Caravan, he’ll just park it up near a school, and no one wants that.

  9. I had the idea to put him back on Epstein island, totally on his own. “Truman show” the shit out of it.
    EVERYONE is watching that.

  10. I believe the Crown Estates own a distinguished old property in London, just between Aldgate and the Thames, which would be quite suitable for him.

  11. MondeyMondey on

    Imagining a kind of Jay from Inbetweeners approach to caravanning from Andrew here

  12. pass a message on to andy pandy, lots of people live in caravans you privilidged ponce!

  13. Mild_Karate_Chop on

    Drip drip of Andrew this and the King that….

    Seriously are the spin doctors so worried that they are finding the irrelevance of this institution so galling that they have to use Andrew , of all people as a prop .

  14. Shiny-Tie-126 on

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  15. JackStrawWitchita on

    He’d probably enjoy living in a Butlins caravan, especially during school holidays…

  16. Mammoth_Park7184 on

    He could get a job and rent somewhere or go to the council to be on the waiting list?

  17. CaterpillarInc on

    Anyone else suddenly remembering history lessons about the days when provoking the King’s anger meant you’d lose your head?

  18. diabeticoats on

    He should end up sleeping at his majesty’s pleasure somewhere.

    The fact that he is at liberty is a flaming insult to all of the victims.

    Perhaps best he stops his moaning

  19. Whoisanaughtyboy on

    It’s a pity the cottage in Glencoe was demolished… it would have suited him.

  20. Banana-train2131 on

    So now the Royals are briefing out all these ‘we get it’ stories. I just wonder what took them so long. Andrew’s behaviour has been well known for decades. He’s been shielded and now they are over-correcting for that.

  21. BigDsLittleD on

    >Andrew warned ‘he could end up sleeping in caravan’ after provoking King Charles’s ‘anger’

    Shouldn’t have Nonced all those kids then.

  22. NoTitleChamp on

    Lol at the media’s repeated attempts at trying to paint Charles as cutting Andrew off, he hasn’t and probably won’t.