Of course he did. Iran called his bluff and he’s making excuses. TACO TUESDAY
bijelo123 on
TACO Tuesday
Massive-Expert7467 on
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ILoveTheAtomicBomb on
Lmao. TACO forever
Market manipulation at its fucking finest. I hope Iran says no and calls his bluff. Obligatory fuck Trump and every conservative voter that supports him. Hope yall rot
panc4ke on
To the surprise of absolutely no one.
In before Iran says they didn’t agree to anything.
cop25er on
lmao
See you guys next Tuesday
Vegeta9001 on
It’s always two weeks for him… anyways, now watch this market rally.
The Pakistan tweet was a draft from the White House. Don’t be fooled. Trump wants to look strong and Pakistan is a weak sellout that needs to be exposed.
Spinoza42 on
Yeah but Iran won’t agree so this is just nonsense.
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Linkz98 on
Can this MFer stop threatening stuff like this already. The whole world knows he is full of shit at this point.
Little-Chemical5006 on
#TACO
Glass_Librarian9019 on
But the straight isn’t open
thismadhatter on
Trump has nothing. What a clown dick.
ruskyandrei on
This is literal nonsense directed by Trump via Pakistan.
I’m not sure Iran would even accept his “immediate reopening” of the strait.
Extension-Badger3144 on
So not paying attention to America and Trump anymore. This has been all intentional. Vance was in another country while this all played out and not in US. Congress was on vacation. It’s all bullshit.
TheTonyExpress on
What happens when Iran doesn’t open the Strait and says they never talked to him?
pirategirljess on
oh, we got to go through this AGAIN in two weeks?
kaleNhearty on
Incoming response from Iran saying they have no idea what Trump is talking about.
CremeAcrobatic1748 on
Omg this guy is a god damn joke…I mean I am glad he isn’t killing an entire civilization…but good Lord. Why do people support him???
Runnerakaliz on
They are not going to open it. He is just covering his tracks because someone took away the football. Or someone refused the unlawful order.
Semanticss on
Two weeks! You can’t make this shit up.
Bishopjones2112 on
Ok there we go. TACO Trump has lost the war against Iran. Not sure what else to call it. No real change to the leadership in Iran. They never had nukes so no change there. Trump managed to raise the price of oil and lose tens of billions of dollars and commit war crimes. Now he is backing down and saying the Iranian proposal is valid as a working solution. So Trump has again proven the United States lost. Lost respect, lost allies, lost credibility, lost confidence and finally lost this war.
FavreorFarva on
I think we all want off this roller coaster yesterday.
AntagonisticFetus on
One of these times we are going to go off the cliff. This flirting with escalation is a really bad idea.
saurus-REXicon on
Taco Tuesday… shit writes itself.
ddrober2003 on
If it wasn’t for the fact he threatened to murder 90 million people this would be comical. It is always 2 weeks. The only group of people dumb enough to buy into this are his cultists.
PolloConTeriyaki on
Fucking TACO Tuesday.
Feuertotem on
In two weeks we won’t even the fuck know which deadline we are on.
This is not normal. This is not normal.This is not normal. This is not normal.
If someone doesn’t put a permanent end to this behavior I predict a huge spike in crazy people in a year. And I mean rubber wall crazy.
_Choose__A_Username_ on
Everyone saying TACO.. This is all market manipulation. He had no intention of doing anything, so there’s nothing to chicken out of. His plan is and always has been to say outlandish shit to drive prices down, buy a ton, then extend deadlines to make the markets go back up again. This is all a con. Always has been.
TSE_Jazz on
Definitely NO market manipulation going on here guys
Conscious_Youth_752 on
Crude at $145; bottom will fall out tomorrow, Dow will go up 1000 points and the oligarchs will make more money.
Happy TACO Tuesday, everyone.
Ill_Name_6368 on
Ok so two weeks to invoke the 25th. Let’s go!
Low_Brass_Rumble on
Am I deeply, earnestly grateful that Mango Mussolini didn’t launch us directly into a nuclear conflict?
Yes.
Is it objectively kind of hilarious that he pulled up short yet again, and on TACO Tuesday of all days?
Also yes.
IpeeEhh_Phanatic on
Trump’s legacy will be that his grave will have been pissed on more than anyone else’s in the history of the U.S.
orangeflyingmonkey_ on
So Trump and his team bought calls it seems. Market gonna open in the green tomorrow and they will make money. Then they will buy puts by Friday and declare Iran being difficult on Hormuz and ceasefire deal is off. Market gonna open in the red on Monday and they will make money again. Rinse and repeat.
samdekat on
Narrator: The strait was not opened
QuirkyWish3081 on
Im going to call it. I think Trump is fucked this time. He will be removed. He’s an absolute embarrassment. I think Vance will make a move.
Kharilan on
Look at that, right after market close. Wow, what coincidental timing
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What day is it?
Taco Tuesday… this is so embarrassing
Taco Tuesday!
Of course he did. Iran called his bluff and he’s making excuses. TACO TUESDAY
TACO Tuesday
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Lmao. TACO forever
Market manipulation at its fucking finest. I hope Iran says no and calls his bluff. Obligatory fuck Trump and every conservative voter that supports him. Hope yall rot
To the surprise of absolutely no one.
In before Iran says they didn’t agree to anything.
lmao
See you guys next Tuesday
It’s always two weeks for him… anyways, now watch this market rally.
Ummm they’re not gonna open it
https://x.com/i/status/2041622790298616241
The Pakistan tweet was a draft from the White House. Don’t be fooled. Trump wants to look strong and Pakistan is a weak sellout that needs to be exposed.
Yeah but Iran won’t agree so this is just nonsense.
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Can this MFer stop threatening stuff like this already. The whole world knows he is full of shit at this point.
#TACO
But the straight isn’t open
Trump has nothing. What a clown dick.
This is literal nonsense directed by Trump via Pakistan.
I’m not sure Iran would even accept his “immediate reopening” of the strait.
So not paying attention to America and Trump anymore. This has been all intentional. Vance was in another country while this all played out and not in US. Congress was on vacation. It’s all bullshit.
What happens when Iran doesn’t open the Strait and says they never talked to him?
oh, we got to go through this AGAIN in two weeks?
Incoming response from Iran saying they have no idea what Trump is talking about.
Omg this guy is a god damn joke…I mean I am glad he isn’t killing an entire civilization…but good Lord. Why do people support him???
They are not going to open it. He is just covering his tracks because someone took away the football. Or someone refused the unlawful order.
Two weeks! You can’t make this shit up.
Ok there we go. TACO Trump has lost the war against Iran. Not sure what else to call it. No real change to the leadership in Iran. They never had nukes so no change there. Trump managed to raise the price of oil and lose tens of billions of dollars and commit war crimes. Now he is backing down and saying the Iranian proposal is valid as a working solution. So Trump has again proven the United States lost. Lost respect, lost allies, lost credibility, lost confidence and finally lost this war.
I think we all want off this roller coaster yesterday.
One of these times we are going to go off the cliff. This flirting with escalation is a really bad idea.
Taco Tuesday… shit writes itself.
If it wasn’t for the fact he threatened to murder 90 million people this would be comical. It is always 2 weeks. The only group of people dumb enough to buy into this are his cultists.
Fucking TACO Tuesday.
In two weeks we won’t even the fuck know which deadline we are on.
This is not normal. This is not normal.This is not normal. This is not normal.
If someone doesn’t put a permanent end to this behavior I predict a huge spike in crazy people in a year. And I mean rubber wall crazy.
Everyone saying TACO.. This is all market manipulation. He had no intention of doing anything, so there’s nothing to chicken out of. His plan is and always has been to say outlandish shit to drive prices down, buy a ton, then extend deadlines to make the markets go back up again. This is all a con. Always has been.
Definitely NO market manipulation going on here guys
Crude at $145; bottom will fall out tomorrow, Dow will go up 1000 points and the oligarchs will make more money.
Happy TACO Tuesday, everyone.
Ok so two weeks to invoke the 25th. Let’s go!
Am I deeply, earnestly grateful that Mango Mussolini didn’t launch us directly into a nuclear conflict?
Yes.
Is it objectively kind of hilarious that he pulled up short yet again, and on TACO Tuesday of all days?
Also yes.
Trump’s legacy will be that his grave will have been pissed on more than anyone else’s in the history of the U.S.
So Trump and his team bought calls it seems. Market gonna open in the green tomorrow and they will make money. Then they will buy puts by Friday and declare Iran being difficult on Hormuz and ceasefire deal is off. Market gonna open in the red on Monday and they will make money again. Rinse and repeat.
Narrator: The strait was not opened
Im going to call it. I think Trump is fucked this time. He will be removed. He’s an absolute embarrassment. I think Vance will make a move.
Look at that, right after market close. Wow, what coincidental timing