Imagine a guy like vance trying to push you around..hahahhahahahahhaha
Legion1117 on
Call me crazy, but I would think you’d want to give this more than “*21 hours*” to come to some kind of agreement.
Honestly, I doubt the USA went into these talks wanting to do nothing but walk out in “*21 hours*” claiming no deal can be reached.
They can’t give an entire day for peace negotiations, but the bozos in charge here want to change the course of an ‘entire civilization’ in less than 5 minutes.
What an ***embarrassment.***
imanchats on
So, pointless war all over again?
imanchats on
Israel will be happy about this.
Yum_Kaax on
We dragged out nearly 20 years in Afghanistan because the US basically has two choices: back down and appear weak or spend the next 20 years terrorizing a nation and then handing over the baton to the Taliban. Are we going to repeat this?
xpda on
It fits Trump’s weekly stock manipulation cycle.
Constant-Tea3148 on
I can’t make sense of this shit anymore. The only explanation I still have is complete incompetence.
You threaten to wipe out a civilization, calling them crazy bastards, basically completely losing your shit on social media, then you take a step back to enter negotiations to then end them on day 1? What?
redditobserverone on
History will forever remember the FIFA peace laureate who ensured the lasting peace that lasted about a day, if that.
GlobalTravelR on
Did they offer him the finest Persian couch?
Outside-Tap-4479 on
Sent little couch-couch to negotiate daddy’s poopy distraction
wild-stallions85 on
How much tax payer money was used? This could have just been a teams call lmfao
kosmokramr on
Dingdong Vance flubbed. Who would have guessed?
whitemamba24xx on
What about the DOW?! Did they talk about the DOW!?
Beneficial_Brief_759 on
Honestly maybe its best to keep the US and Trumps hands tied with Iran. You KNOW if the war ends they will move on to something possibly more fucked up and more devastating.
MacarioTala on
Remember, it’s not just trump. He’s been given carte blanche by every sitting Republican since his first term.
amx-002_neue-ziel on
We tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas.
breadleecarter on
“I’ll take some Straight of Hormuz… some no nuclear weapons… whatever makes sense.”
Roakana on
Can’t imagine Vance went in with a viable proposal. More accept whatever we tell you to do and “have you said thank you, yet?” They are full of hubris and bullshit.
FullySent707 on
Ah yes, the negotiator
slightlyassholic on
It is not in Iran’s best interests to settle this quickly. If the US wants this to go away, we are going to have to give up something we don’t want to give up.
There is no other way out of this.
Ares__ on
Seriously how can Iran even negotiate with us in good faith? Trump tore up Obamas deal, and then also started this during the last round of negotiations. Im in no way in support of the regime but I dont see how they trust the trump regime either.
hoppertn on
This failure is totally on Vance’s shoulders. He obviously did not read dear leaders manifesto, “Art of the Deal” with enough fervor and devotion as it contains all the teachings necessary to resolve this conflict. He should be purged to make room for a more capable VP.
copperblood on
Trump is going to throw Vance under the bus 🤣
reddridinghood on
Why would Iran believe anything America says? America should have never attacked in first place! Would you trust America after this!!?
SnoopsBadunkadunk on
That’s why Vance was sent, so he could take the fall when the Master Dealmaker’s famous skills went nowhere. Get used to this, it’ll be going on for the rest of the term.
ILoveTheAtomicBomb on
Well yeah, we sent a dude that fucks couches to try and negotiate a peace treaty on behalf of a president who rapes women and children. I can’t imagine why it would go poorly
happyscrappy on
When Obama left office the strait was open and toll free. And the US had a nuclear agreement with Iran.
The art of the deal in action.
SnoopsBadunkadunk on
Why would Iran even want to negotiate now? Our current president just handed them control of the strait of hormuz, they’re in the catbird seat now. He screwed every other country that depends on it, from the GCC producers to india/china/japan/sk who are the main buyers. They’re all forced to deal with the mullahs now. And none of it had to happen, we had a strong nuclear deal with them until he tore it up.
Callan126 on
I have an uncanny feeling they did not go into this with true diplomatic intentions to want to end this war.
DefinitelyIncorrect on
So we’re just back to threatening to kill everyone for lower gas prices?
Remember when we had a nuclear deal for something you can detect from thousands of miles away?
It’s funny how the dumbest president thinks everyone else is so dumb.
Invisi-cat on
If Vance is planning on a ‘28 run, this won’t look good for him, not that any of his two-faced behavior would, but this is a rough one for ole’ couchy
AndrewBlodgett on
This was always going to be. Seems to me it’s completely performative.
djangovsjango on
If only they responded to our threats !!
excti2 on
We have no cards in this game. It was the stupidest thing America has ever done. It ushers in the end of the American Century…and the beginning of the global dominance of China.
Own_Pop_9711 on
We tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas.
Delicious_Rabbit4425 on
The sent JD… a bag of Just Dinkies aint gonna get shit for progress unless its ruining the upholstery on the couch
backbodydrip on
It’s Vance. We expected as much.
BillMurraysTesticle on
Do you think Iran sees that Trump was at a UFC event during all this? Literally couldn’t be bothered.
noplacecold on
Fucking idiot is at UFC while the world suffers because he’s a cunt
Long_Lecture_1080 on
It’s gonna be blood bath in stock market on Monday.
Blueskyminer on
Shocking.
Personal-Thought9453 on
Neither Trump nor Vance have any idea what negotiating means. They don’t know the steps involved, they don’t know the techniques, they don’t even know what the end purpose is. All they know is the imposition of their will over someone else’s, and that is not “negotiating”.
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Aren’t they continuing on Sunday?
Imagine a guy like vance trying to push you around..hahahhahahahahhaha
Call me crazy, but I would think you’d want to give this more than “*21 hours*” to come to some kind of agreement.
Honestly, I doubt the USA went into these talks wanting to do nothing but walk out in “*21 hours*” claiming no deal can be reached.
They can’t give an entire day for peace negotiations, but the bozos in charge here want to change the course of an ‘entire civilization’ in less than 5 minutes.
What an ***embarrassment.***
So, pointless war all over again?
Israel will be happy about this.
We dragged out nearly 20 years in Afghanistan because the US basically has two choices: back down and appear weak or spend the next 20 years terrorizing a nation and then handing over the baton to the Taliban. Are we going to repeat this?
It fits Trump’s weekly stock manipulation cycle.
I can’t make sense of this shit anymore. The only explanation I still have is complete incompetence.
You threaten to wipe out a civilization, calling them crazy bastards, basically completely losing your shit on social media, then you take a step back to enter negotiations to then end them on day 1? What?
History will forever remember the FIFA peace laureate who ensured the lasting peace that lasted about a day, if that.
Did they offer him the finest Persian couch?
Sent little couch-couch to negotiate daddy’s poopy distraction
How much tax payer money was used? This could have just been a teams call lmfao
Dingdong Vance flubbed. Who would have guessed?
What about the DOW?! Did they talk about the DOW!?
Honestly maybe its best to keep the US and Trumps hands tied with Iran. You KNOW if the war ends they will move on to something possibly more fucked up and more devastating.
Remember, it’s not just trump. He’s been given carte blanche by every sitting Republican since his first term.
We tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas.
“I’ll take some Straight of Hormuz… some no nuclear weapons… whatever makes sense.”
Can’t imagine Vance went in with a viable proposal. More accept whatever we tell you to do and “have you said thank you, yet?” They are full of hubris and bullshit.
Ah yes, the negotiator
It is not in Iran’s best interests to settle this quickly. If the US wants this to go away, we are going to have to give up something we don’t want to give up.
There is no other way out of this.
Seriously how can Iran even negotiate with us in good faith? Trump tore up Obamas deal, and then also started this during the last round of negotiations. Im in no way in support of the regime but I dont see how they trust the trump regime either.
This failure is totally on Vance’s shoulders. He obviously did not read dear leaders manifesto, “Art of the Deal” with enough fervor and devotion as it contains all the teachings necessary to resolve this conflict. He should be purged to make room for a more capable VP.
Trump is going to throw Vance under the bus 🤣
Why would Iran believe anything America says? America should have never attacked in first place! Would you trust America after this!!?
That’s why Vance was sent, so he could take the fall when the Master Dealmaker’s famous skills went nowhere. Get used to this, it’ll be going on for the rest of the term.
Well yeah, we sent a dude that fucks couches to try and negotiate a peace treaty on behalf of a president who rapes women and children. I can’t imagine why it would go poorly
When Obama left office the strait was open and toll free. And the US had a nuclear agreement with Iran.
The art of the deal in action.
Why would Iran even want to negotiate now? Our current president just handed them control of the strait of hormuz, they’re in the catbird seat now. He screwed every other country that depends on it, from the GCC producers to india/china/japan/sk who are the main buyers. They’re all forced to deal with the mullahs now. And none of it had to happen, we had a strong nuclear deal with them until he tore it up.
I have an uncanny feeling they did not go into this with true diplomatic intentions to want to end this war.
So we’re just back to threatening to kill everyone for lower gas prices?
Remember when we had a nuclear deal for something you can detect from thousands of miles away?
It’s funny how the dumbest president thinks everyone else is so dumb.
If Vance is planning on a ‘28 run, this won’t look good for him, not that any of his two-faced behavior would, but this is a rough one for ole’ couchy
This was always going to be. Seems to me it’s completely performative.
If only they responded to our threats !!
We have no cards in this game. It was the stupidest thing America has ever done. It ushers in the end of the American Century…and the beginning of the global dominance of China.
We tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas.
The sent JD… a bag of Just Dinkies aint gonna get shit for progress unless its ruining the upholstery on the couch
It’s Vance. We expected as much.
Do you think Iran sees that Trump was at a UFC event during all this? Literally couldn’t be bothered.
Fucking idiot is at UFC while the world suffers because he’s a cunt
It’s gonna be blood bath in stock market on Monday.
Shocking.
Neither Trump nor Vance have any idea what negotiating means. They don’t know the steps involved, they don’t know the techniques, they don’t even know what the end purpose is. All they know is the imposition of their will over someone else’s, and that is not “negotiating”.
Another surprise to abso-fucking-lutely NO ONE.