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    1. There are few greater pleasures than watching the dildo of consequence arriving with no lube.

    2. Front_Mention on

      This will make the night an amazing watch, should be some big names going. Reform gain to 13 is concerning

    3. fuzzy_man_cum on

      BBC telling us that this shows how much people are willing to change their mind rather than the Tories being complete rat bastards.

    4. Agreeable_Falcon1044 on

      I’m not sure how insane that is! Tories I thought would do worse (131 is bad but I thought they would be around 100…that it top end). No huge push by Lib Dem’s (61 good but not great). Reform at 13 is also top end. SNP have collapsed entirely.

      Not sure how I feel about that make up

    5. TheLoveKraken on

      I’m assuming triple figures means the shy tory vote turned up after all.

      The reform numbers are slightly concerning.

    6. Was hoping the Tories would be a little more fucked than this, but it’s still very bad for them so I shan’t complain

    7. Honestly surprised 131 seats Tory. 13 seats for Reform is dangerous. Far too much influence.

    8. TheNotoriousJN on

      Thank god. Get them gone and dont let them back

      SNP have been killed off here. Entirely.

      Reform have done better than expected.

      I wonder if Galloway won and how many other Gaza single issue candidates succeeded

      I did 11 hours today for the final day of campaigns. I feel so vindicated

    9. YouHaveAWomansMouth on

      131 seats to the Tories is 131 more than they deserve.

      I can’t wait to see what absolute headbanger they make their next leader because clearly the problem is that they aren’t insane enough.

    10. Anonymoussorry7 on

      If reform get 13 seats it’ll really show the growing idiocy of british people. Bunch of sheeps that blame the wrong people for the problems of our country.

    11. takesthebiscuit on

      Disappointed by the number of reform MPs predicted that’s a fucking disaster.

      13 would give Farage some serious legitimacy

    12. Dorries just accused Campbell of being sexist because he told her to get over boris. Hysterical

    13. SinisterBrit on

      Was hoping for far fewer Tory seats, them being consigned to third place and not the opposition would have been perfect.

      Would have also meant Labour would be pushed to go left, not further right by the official opposition.

    14. CardiffCity1234 on

      I despise Reform and will never vote for them.

      But what do we expect to happen if we keep voting for parties that make no attempt to improve the lives of the average person.

      If voting for managed decline, not tory and my dad is a toolmaker is the best we can hope for then nobody can act surprised when far right parties gain traction.

    15. Imagine watching the government have parties while people died in hospital without their loved one by their sides and still think “yeah they’ve got my vote”, utterly despicable I can’t even comprehend how people are still voting Tory.

    16. Labour majority of 170 with Tories on 131 means 132 Labour MPs have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time.

    17. Good_Old_KC on

      Never thought I’d be depressed at the idea of a labour win but here we are.

    18. Logical-Brief-420 on

      People seem too surprised at how well Reform seem to have done in my opinion.

      There is nothing surprising about that at all if you step outside of your usual echo chambers – they’re a group of idiots but it’s naive to think a very large number of people aren’t incredibly angry about the issue of migration.

    19. Every time I see an exit poll I always hope that it’s wrong, and every year I’m disappointed. I was hoping for a Lib Dem opposition to hopefully let Starmer know that he has to attract the disenfranchised left, not 131 tories and 13 Reform that might convince him to drift further right.

    20. d_philipsen on

      I let out a quite loud holy shit when I saw the exit poll. I have never seen that happen – ever. Insane!

    21. milkyteapls on

      Anyone else feeling a great sense of relief to finally flush the Tory floater down the toilet…

      Funny how my Facebook page has been filled with “Labour will ruin the country” as if that kind of threat works given the state the Tories have left it in

    22. Channel 4 is funny as fuck tonight. They’re just calling each other patronising and sexist

    23. articanomaly on

      I will share this everywhere I can because it’s glorious.

      This will be the Tories’ worst result in an election since 1906.

      By 25 seats.

    24. Flashy-Meal7121 on

      Reform expected to get more than SNP is the most surprising outcome of the poll.

    25. Campbell just corrected Dorries using less rather than fewer and she didn’t notice.

    26. barbarossa1984 on

      The fact that the Tories are still the official opposition is at the feet of the “don’t vote” fuckwits. We could have destroyed them but you couldn’t be arsed.

    27. deadblankspacehole on

      Why is anyone surprised by reform?

      Didn’t you all see Brexit? The British electorate will believe anything they are told.

      It’s a miracle the Tories have so many seats still but then, not really. This country likes voting Tory and for Brexit and for populists, they couldn’t get Boris back so they went for Nigel instead

      Reform and the Tories aren’t going anywhere and labour have their work cut out for them against the dummies in the public who believe Nigel “I have a German passport and I love immigrants” farage’s lies just like they unhinged their jaws and gobbled down the Brexit lies so quickly

      The more anti immigration the words are the more they love immigrants. Nigel hates Britain and wants more and more immigrants here, he wanted Brexit so more would come – mission accomplished

    28. AfterBill8630 on

      I expect the real prime minister Larry the cat to make a statement shortly

    29. Green getting battered mainly because they had the shittiest manifesto going. All they have to do is be “normal” environmentalists – back investment into green energy, nuclear etc. but nooo. They make cuckoo polarising policies…

    30. Absolutely glorious, though 131 seats is far, far more than the Tories deserve. 13 seats to Reform is concerning too.

    31. I want them to announce votes Eurovision style, that would be more entertaining

    32. My worry is not this election. It’s the next one.

      Labour are going to be blamed for not turning the country around, despite it requiring a near miracle to do this in 5 years given what they’ve been left with and we’ll end up with another Tory gov again.

    33. One_pop_each on

      Shoutout to the UK! I’m American stationed here for a bit and loving it here. Proud of you all, even on the anniversary we claimed independence from you lol

    34. badgerandcheese on

      13 potential seats for reform is disheartening. Not that every vote for reform is driven by immigration, but from what I’ve read and seen a lot of it is.

      As someone who is Asian and born/raised in the UK, it concerns me.

      There’s always been BNP-styled rhetoric since I’ve been aware about politics, but it just feels so heightened.

      What sounds like 18% of voters who want people who look like me, gone. The disturbing videos of kids/teens and young adults shouting against immigrants. The vile messages of “repatriation” you see out there.

      I’m glad the Tories are out and hopefully more credible politics can come of it, as questionable as some elements of Labour are.

      But the rise of these sorts of anti immigration views – at least publicly makes my heart sink.