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    England through to Euro 2024 semi-finals after beating Switzerland on penalties

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    1. TwentyCharactersShor on

      On the one hand – yay! We’re through!

      On the other hand, what a tedious shit of a game. Really need Southgate out.

    2. Apprehensive_Ear7068 on

      Waiting the inevitable England vs France, which will be the pinnacle of god awful negative football.

    3. LuinAelin on

      Oh God. We won’t be able to escape “it’s coming home now ” ……..

    4. __bobbysox on

      Six replies as of time of writing. My god you’re all miserable. Lighten up.

    5. zillapz1989 on

      Couldn’t bare the nonsense from the pundits claiming that England played well. Not a single shot on target for 80 mins. Foden is starting to boil my piss.

    6. CardiffCity1234 on

      England’s past four matches at the end of 90 minutes.

      England 1 – 1 Denmark

      England 0 – 0 Slovenia

      England 1 – 1 Slovakia

      England 1 – 1 Switzerland

      I’ve got no dice in this game but with the squad they have they shouldn’t look like complete dog shit.

    7. Scary-Spinach1955 on

      Be happy we won but come on, we won’t be winning anything further. We barely scrapped through this as we have done all tournament, do you actually think we’ll beat Spain or Netherlands/Turkey?

    8. klepto_entropoid on

      60 mins = no shots on target

      70 mins = no subs

      Kane 5 yards short and completely ineffectual.

      Players passing back to Pickford from inside the oppositions half from dead balls.

    10. SoundandvisonUK on

      We are playing better and we are through. People are miserable cunts! When we win, people that bitch can’t celebrate… agreed?

    11. travestyofPeZ on

      It feels like the entire country is baffled as to how England are still in this tournament. At this rate, they’ll probably go and inexplicably win the whole thing.

    12. mrmidas2k on

      I genuinely hate those shitty stuttery runups. Just charge at the fucker and put your boot through it.

      I’m not saying don’t aim, but power and speed win the day from 12 yards.

    13. BoringView on

      Switzerland were parking the bus hard all game admittedly.

      Probably Mourinho/Pulis ball 

    14. Justforfunn__ on

      It was better than the previous few games, I feel more confident in them going forward with that win than before the match.

    15. ThenIndependence4502 on

      Spain v England final, bound to happen.

      I think we saw an improved England today but still so far off the mark.

    16. Yikes-Yak on

      I need to get off Reddit, so many miserable fuxkers on here that can’t seem to enjoy anything

    17. RickyPuertoRicooo on

      Here we goooo

      England through to the semis, time to make a shit ton of money by betting against them!

      England and losing in the semi finals, name a more iconic duo.

    18. NeverGonnaGiveMewUp on

      I support WBA. I’ve been subjected to Pulisball, Bruceball, and sodding Pardew.

      Is it really too much to ask to be entertained when I’m supporting top class players? 300m+ talent up front and we defend 0-0.

      Pulis would be thrilled (not least as he’s Welsh)

    19. WernerHerzogEatsShoe on

      Much better performance. Still some glaring issues. But overall I am happy to see positive signs. Saka was brilliant. I think Kane needs a rest though.