Russia alleges Macron, Merz and Starmer had cocaine party in Kyiv in a veiled statement

https://www.turkiyetoday.com/world/russia-alleges-macron-merz-and-starmer-had-cocaine-party-in-kyiv-in-a-veiled-statemen-3201276

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  1. FrustratedPCBuild on

    That’s a hilarious thought, even if they had, they’re still better men than Putin.

  2. Worldly_Table_5092 on

    Maybe they had a very small cup of tea under the table? A very pure and simple tea party!

  3. dean__learner on

    Smashing the gear would make Starmer more relatable to the average Brit

  4. hitanthrope on

    I found the video that is being referred to in the article without too much difficulty and I am almost certain that the “bag of white powder” that Macron is hiding is actually a used tissue.

    Could be they were all just wanking which would arguably be an even bigger scandal but I think more likely Macron didn’t want his dirty snot rag to feature in the historic footage.

    Not sure what Merz removes from the desk. I thought it was a pen at first, but dunno.

  5. Kidnapping and indoctrinating Ukrainian children: Fine

    Invading and killing a sovereign nation: Sure

    Locking up, torturing and then killing any political opponents: Acceptable

    Three EU leaders get on the gear: OMG, SO EVIL, LOOK AT THESE DEPLORABLES!!!

    Seriously, fuck Russia.

  6. lovetoseeyourpssy on

    https://www.turkiyetoday.com/world/russia-alleges-macron-merz-and-starmer-had-cocaine-party-in-kyiv-in-a-veiled-statemen-3201276

    It’s confirmed Russian propaganda.

    *Russia’s Foreign Ministry has stirred controversy after spokeswoman Maria Zakharova alleged Sunday that French President Emmanuel Macron, German opposition leader Friedrich Merz, and British Prime Minister Keir Starmer used drugs during their recent visit to Ukraine, referencing a video from their Friday meeting that has gone viral on social media.*

    It’s getting reported on the conservative subs as “news” 😂

  7. Kier Starmer? Cocaine? Not a chance. He’s far too boring. He’s not Micheal Gove, let’s be real.

  8. LemonSwordfish on

    Forget the coke, what about the money?

    Ukraine even before the enormous tidal wave of western aid was one of the most corrupt nations, with bribery and kickbacks a way of life.

    The idea that European politicians and their staffers going there in person are not being offered briefcases of cash and Swiss accounts is utterly preposterous.

    So, given that it is a near certainty they get offered kickbacks and corrupt incentives, we have to ask ourselves, who accepted them? Who rejected them? Has a single UK representative reported being offered them?

  9. PompadourPanda on

    I like Starmer but 3 slugs in he’d banging on about how his dad was a toolmaker and I’d deeply regret it. 

  10. It’s a shame that’s not real.

    That might be the one thing Starmer could do to become somewhat more relatable to normal Brits

  11. Acceptable-Pin2939 on

    Russia saying this as if we all would think it’s a bad thing.

    The big 3 of europe having a coke party sounds hillarious.

  12. Clearly Putin doesn’t know that Kier Starmer was a former prosecuter. I can’t imagine this allegation sit well with his character.

  13. Disastrous-Angle-591 on

    I’ve had cocaine in a lot of places. But never in a veiled statement 

  14. Fighter-of-Reindeer on

    Putin seriously miscalculated the west when he put that info out. People went from hating their leadership to wishing they could join them for a sesh.

  15. jeanclaudecardboarde on

    I bet it was top quality gear as well. Not like the cut shite that we have put up with.

  16. DiligentCredit9222 on

    Since Russia is always projecting, That means Medvedev had a cocaine party…

  17. To be fair, they do look like they’ve discovered the best way ever to manage fish stocks. The best ideas are always coke fuelled

  18. There is no way that Starmer is this based.

    My estimation of him would improve if this was true.

  19. LostInTheVoid_ on

    Absolute legends. Not sure if Russia is aware of how much Charlie us Brits be enjoying these days lol.

  20. Almost everyone I know that doesn’t like starmer would like him more if this was true. Everyone I know who already likes him wouldn’t believe this or care anyway.

  21. Practical-Purchase-9 on

    Of all the lies Russia comes out with, this has to be the least believable.

  22. TastyAsparagus4235 on

    So what? They know how to party and have a fun time?

    You think being a little D.A.R.E narc is something people as possible aspire to be?

  23. Russian bots on Twitter are going crazy about this right now

    lol and this would probably make them more favourable to the working class…