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  1. Amazing how he never shows up because he’s too busy *not* representing his constituents.

  2. tbh I much prefer him out of the country than in it. Perhaps we could club together and offer to pay for him to stay away permanently?

  3. Spamgrenade on

    Lazy grifting frog faced skiver can’t even be bothered to turn up for his specialist subject.

  4. The-Furry-Circle on

    Of course he missed it. Just like he’s swerved every question on the subject since. He’s not really a ‘being held to account’ kind of guy after all – just breezes through life causing chaos without remorse like privileged idiots always do.

  5. Isn’t this just completely on brand for him?

    I’m sure his supporters will excuse this, assuming they can read.

  6. Just like he used to skip EU fisheries debates and votes when he was on the committee, then rile up the fishing industry over anti-British decisions.

  7. Man who has spent his life criticising migrants and Europeans missed key debate on EU deal because he was…Emigrating to France for a few weeks of holiday.

    Same man who migrated to Australia for three weeks of work to eat animal genitalia.

    He’s a two-faced grifter who only remains popular because of how many billionaires are bankrolling him and because the MSM still treat him as a celebrity and not as a politician.

  8. purplemackem on

    This is why I genuinely don’t believe he has any intention of being PM. His ego will be loving the polls at the minute but he just wouldn’t be able to do the work required. He’d actually have to do the work rather than giving soundbites

  9. ArchdukeToes on

    >His holiday takes place while the Commons is sitting, despite the fact that the chamber goes into recess from Thursday, and does not sit all of next week.

    So surely he’ll be spending next week attending to his constituents in Clacton, right?

  10. TealuvinBrit on

    Mr Brexit himself couldn’t be bothered to turn up to sort out Brexit.

    I hate how people call him their champion, because he is a fucking grifter who needs to fuck off out of our country.

  11. It is common knowledge, well to those with at least half a brain, that he does not care about this country.

  12. KillJesterThenBrexit on

    of course he fucking did.

    doesn’t bother showing up for something to do with the total clusterfuck he’s responsible for.

    just like he never bothered showing up for the fisheries committee in the EU – despite pretending to give a shit about UK fishing.

    remember that? when he and all the right wingers suddenly became experts on fisheries……?

  13. mobyfromssx3 on

    Tf will he do if he actually becomes Leader of the Opposition or (God forbid) PM, and actually has to turn up for a day’s work?

  14. I mean Parliament is in recess next week. He could even hold off another week for his jollies

  15. HowlingWolf06 on

    Like he missed 41 of 42 meetings of the EU fisheries committee when he was the British representative on it as an MEP. This makes at least some of the problems and dysfunction around UK fisheries and the EU his fault.

    Yet he still had the brass neck to slam the deal with the EU yesterday. Absolute arsehold of the highest order of arseholes.

  16. NuclearMishaps on

    Reform UK have no dog in the fight when it comes to Brexit. That’s way too much real politics for Farage these days. He just wants to bark about immigration now and grift his way to becoming the official opposition and getting real access to lobbyists and their millions

  17. HottyTheyTwink on

    Hes spent more time i America than his own damn constituency lol.

    Yet people will vote him im again

  18. I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS on

    Hopefully this is a chink in the armour among his supporters. I’d have thought they’d want him there making their voices heard against this ‘Brexit betrayal’.

  19. HowlingWolf06 on

    Farage is such a patriot he bet against the pound in the run up to Brexit and boasted how much money he made from it while working people lost their livelihoods

  20. AngryTudor1 on

    I wish someone would say this to the likes of Lee Anderson or Richard Tice when they are accusing local government workers who work from home of being lazy and not doing their jobs and demand that they need to “turn up for work”

    Remind them of their boss’s record of turning up for work leaves a lot to be desired.

  21. tipytopmain on

    I can’t for life of me believe people think this guy is their true saviour in waiting.

  22. antipodal87 on

    In my head the title read nigel farage misses brexit reset debate because he’s a big stinky poo. That is all.

  23. Jumbo_Mills on

    He always disappears when the people who support him need his voice. Clacton could be on fire and he would be busy waist deep in Trump’s asshole.