Former PM Liz Truss joins thug who battered OAP to launch his whiskey
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/35212669/liz-truss-dougie-joyce-whiskey-video/
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Former PM Liz Truss joins thug who battered OAP to launch his whiskey
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/35212669/liz-truss-dougie-joyce-whiskey-video/
Posted by 457655676
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Damn. How she has fallen. I wonder how the cabbage is doing?
I’m opening up new alcohol markets! *Awkwardly looks around for approval*
It’s almost as if… she doesn’t have any common sense.
But it can’t be that surely, after all, the public would have never elected a moron for PM… right? **/S**
Wait he’s launching whisky but is sat with a glass of wine? 🤭
She is going to start a new party with him called MUGA (Make Uk Great Again.) Liz loves MUGAs.
I didn’t think she could get any worse. Is she actually real? Like a real person??? I wonder 🧐
I think we should just offer Truss a deal to retire from public life completely in exchange for being able to drive around on a tank once a week. It’s the only time she’s seemed genuinely happy, and it would be more dignified for everyone.
Can we just remind ourselves how she got to be PM? We can’t put the entire blame on herself, when she was surrounded by idiots that encouraged her, and got her into that position. Fuck the tories.
Time for that well overdue psychological assessment lol
Will this associating with someone like that cause long-term damage to his reputation?
At this point it’s pretty clear humiliation is her kink.
If farage ever gets in then I think we will be seeing more of Liz, until then the asylums can have her.
There is no lack of judgment. It was done entirely for the money.
As the song goes, Grifters gonna grift grift grift.
Even as PM she was a grifter, acting not as an independent politician but as an agent of various right wing thinktanks.
I still can’t believe this was the clown we had representing us as prime minister during the Queens funeral 🤦♂️
Good grief, she’ll do anything for a bit of publicity. She’s pathetic.
St Peter unlocks his iPad and flicks casually up and down Liz Truss’ final Curriculum Vitae. An eyebrow raise here and there. He turns to her and asks firmly,
“Mary, is there any undertaking in the course of your mortal life which you are particularly proud of?”
Liz perks up. She was caught in the middle of picking the remnants of a crusty booger from her nose, and hurriedly tries fails to flick it in the direction of the holy lectern. After wiping her finger on her dress, she replies “actually I think I could have plugged that whiskey a few more times”. A pause for thought, a petulant kick of the clouds beneath her feet as if she didn’t have St Peter’s undivided attention already. “It was a complete set up anyway, the establishment just didn’t believe in me and wanted to take me down, plus the economic conference in China wasn’t just about pork markets that was the auto scroller and there was a bright light up in the canopy…”
St Peter sighs and locks his iPad. “Look I’m on break, can you just wait here for a bit?”, he says to Liz, as he turns and locks the gates behind him.
it is really unbelievable liz truss was prime minister. it shows that tory party members are truly deranged for electing her, and that the talent pool of that party is more like a little puddle. scary she got that much power (for 45 days).
She’s probably got a wide on for him. She always looked like she had a kink for humiliation.