Because storms didn’t exist before we discovered oil?
antbaby_machetesquad on
So…free advertising? What with the tossers at JSO alienating people with their antics, are we sure that most of these campaigners aren’t secretly funded by oil companies.
LopsidedLegs on
I can just see the headlines now:
“Storm Exxon Mobil causes record rainfall resulting in Thames Water shitting into the Thames”.
xylophileuk on
Nah we should name the intensity after company’s
Here is storm James coming currently at level Exxon but could hit full BP by the end of the week
Objective_Mousse7216 on
Or bad people. Storm Hitler, storm Stalin and storm Trump /s
Dedsnotdead on
Campaigners channelling PETA hard here. Let’s focus on investing in viable alternatives to fossil fuels at scale including base load.
Then you can throw as much shade around as you want.
limeflavoured on
This is just performative nonsense, and they’re pretty clearly not going to do it.
No-Argument-691 on
So… The storms that happened before all these companies, how exactly did they happen?
Consistent-Pirate-23 on
The reason they are given “people” names is very specific
If you are to be aware of a storm, you probably think “best pack a raincoat”
If you switch on the news and hear about “storm person name” it becomes more relatable, more urgent, you actually change your plans and take it seriously, just like you should.
A newsreader saying “a storm is coming” sounds like a slow news day
A newsreader saying “storm Alan is coming” sounds urgent, because it is. Same storm, different actions.
Plus naming after a corporate entity could jeopardise news coverage, potentially breach copyright, plus it’s the met office that decides
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For those who want to know the link follows:
https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/forms/name-our-storms-call-for-names
I’m sure you will all use this responsibly.
Because storms didn’t exist before we discovered oil?
So…free advertising? What with the tossers at JSO alienating people with their antics, are we sure that most of these campaigners aren’t secretly funded by oil companies.
I can just see the headlines now:
“Storm Exxon Mobil causes record rainfall resulting in Thames Water shitting into the Thames”.
Nah we should name the intensity after company’s
Here is storm James coming currently at level Exxon but could hit full BP by the end of the week
Or bad people. Storm Hitler, storm Stalin and storm Trump /s
Campaigners channelling PETA hard here. Let’s focus on investing in viable alternatives to fossil fuels at scale including base load.
Then you can throw as much shade around as you want.
This is just performative nonsense, and they’re pretty clearly not going to do it.
So… The storms that happened before all these companies, how exactly did they happen?
The reason they are given “people” names is very specific
If you are to be aware of a storm, you probably think “best pack a raincoat”
If you switch on the news and hear about “storm person name” it becomes more relatable, more urgent, you actually change your plans and take it seriously, just like you should.
A newsreader saying “a storm is coming” sounds like a slow news day
A newsreader saying “storm Alan is coming” sounds urgent, because it is. Same storm, different actions.
Plus naming after a corporate entity could jeopardise news coverage, potentially breach copyright, plus it’s the met office that decides